Lin Moli ignored him and went straight into a stairwell to start climbing.
Soon after, his legs started to ache, and he immediately realized, "This temple doesn't have any towers!"
"Damn it, what kind of illusion is this now!"
Keep climbing.
The staircase finally came to an end, revealing a row of wide, half-open doors on the right. These doors were meticulously crafted from rosewood and camphor wood, their black and white patterns intertwined to form unique and mysterious designs.
They are beautiful, but for some reason, they are also somewhat...
horrible!
"I'm used to this!" Lin Mo told himself. "What haven't I seen? I've even killed a god!"
Then, Lin Mo strode forward.
Behind the door was a large hall, and Lin Mo was shocked when he took a closer look.
But then I saw golden rays rolling in red, and auspicious clouds spraying purple mist.
Golden light cascaded down like a waterfall, red rainbows surged and danced, auspicious clouds swirled, and purple mist burst forth.
The gate is majestic and solemn, meticulously carved from emerald green glazed tiles, shining brightly like a precious gem.
Dozens of generals clad in golden armor stood solemnly on both sides, their heads adorned with tall crowns, their backs against massive pillars, and their hands wielding long spears and staffs, exuding an imposing and majestic aura.
Around them stood dozens of golden-armored warriors, wielding sharp halberds, carrying mighty whips, and holding swords, their imposing presence overwhelming.
However, the spectacular view from the outside is not enough to amaze people; what is truly breathtaking is the view inside the door.
Several enormous stone pillars stood tall, entwined with golden, shimmering, red-bearded dragons, as if about to burst forth from the sky.
The long bridge meanders and twists, with colorful and elegant red-crowned phoenixes circling above it, their wings spread as if they were about to take flight and soar into the sky.
Bright clouds shimmer in the sky, while a misty haze obscures the mouth of the Dipper.
That's right, Lin Mo has arrived at the legendary Heavenly Court.
"Wow!" Lin Mo exclaimed, "These gods really know how to play!"
The next moment, an old Taoist priest with a long beard and white hair, dressed in a Taoist robe, walked over.
Before the old Taoist could speak, Lin Mo interrupted, "Old man, are you Venus or Laozi?"
"Oh? Young friend, do you know me?" the old Taoist replied. "I am none other than Venus!"
"Go to hell!" Lin Mo almost laughed in anger. "You think you're some kind of supernatural being? Let me ask you, what's your real name?"
This question completely caught Venus off guard. "This..."
"Is his name Wang Defa?" Lin Mo asked him.
"Haha, that's right!" the imposter replied.
"Oh, so you really are Venus!" Lin Mo laughed. "Well then, Wang Defa, please turn right and stride away. Remember to close the door behind you!"
A fake Venus, "..."
At this moment, another somewhat rough voice rang out, "Insolence! How dare you act so recklessly in the Heavenly Court!"
"Damn, you're addicted to this, aren't you!" Lin Mo frowned. "Fine, then I'll play with you!"
"May I ask who this immortal is?" he asked, turning his head.
“I am the King of Growth!” the man replied.
The King of Growth is one of the four great guardian deities in Buddhism.
According to Eastern mythology from Earth's time, the Southern King of Growth is said to increase the good roots of all beings. He resides in the southern sky of Mount Sumeru, and his image is commonly seen in the heavens as blue, wearing armor, and holding a wisdom sword to protect the Dharma from infringement. This king protects Jambudvipa (the southern continent).
He was also the guardian of the South Heavenly Gate.
Lin Mo took a closer look and realized that this guy's attire did have a bit of the gimmick of the Heavenly King of Growth.
He smiled and said, "So it's the Heavenly King of Growth, one of the Four Heavenly Kings. My apologies!"
"Hmph!" The Heavenly King of Growth snorted heavily, about to say something, but was interrupted by Lin Mo's extremely absurd question.
"By the way, why are you called the King of Growth?"
Growth King, "???"
"What's the meaning?"
"What I mean is, why growth? And not shortening?" Lin Mo asked with a smile.
The King of Growth, "!!!"
"Ha, I know!" Lin Mo laughed again. "Is it because Kun, who plays basketball, is too small and you want to grow taller? So you gave yourself the name 'Growth King'! The purpose is to grow taller one day!"
Growth King, "..."
"Haha, I accidentally touched a nerve! I'm really sorry." Lin Mo said, feigning embarrassment. "But then again, you're a god, a celestial king, what would you need that thing for? Are you really going to play basketball?"
If it weren't for playing basketball, being a superstar or a legend, you couldn't get married or have children.
What difference does it make whether this thing is long or short?
If you ask me, I'd rather just cut it off.
As the saying goes, lust is the worst of all evils!
What if you accidentally fall for a fairy? Wouldn't you be making the same mistake as Marshal Tianpeng?
If you anger the Jade Emperor, he'll banish you to the mortal realm and make you shovel manure for the rest of your life!
Haha, that's great, at least I can be a poop-scooping boy!
..."
Listening to Lin Mo's incessant rambling, the Heavenly King of Growth turned green with anger, "You..."
Just like before, the two guys who claimed to be Eastern immortals turned into two skeletons with a puff of green smoke.
Seeing this, Lin Mo grinned disdainfully, "Tsk tsk, is that all? Pretending to be a god? Playing with illusions?"
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