My Plants Are All Battle-Type [Apocalypse]

The apocalypse arrived, and Cheng Zhiyu, who hadn't awakened any special abilities, was bound to a system with an accompanying space. Under the system's guidance, he began planting in his space, but… why were the things he planted growing so strangely?

One day, Cheng Zhiyu arrived at a large base. When the people there learned he had a wood-type ability, they inevitably looked down on him. Everyone knew that among all abilities, wood-type was the most common and the weakest, usually only capable of catalyzing plant growth or similar minor feats.

Then, the base was suddenly attacked by a horde of zombies. Cheng Zhiyu released a red plant. This plant, appearing as delicate as a "frail willow swaying in the wind," seemed like a light breeze could blow it over. “He must be joking, right?” everyone thought.

However, the red plant suddenly swelled up and burst into flames, transforming into a giant fireball that rolled frantically. Wherever the fireball went, the zombies were all reduced to ash. Everyone exclaimed, “What the f*ck, is this a wood-type ability?!”

Later, they discovered that Cheng Zhiyu not only had a plant that could turn into a fireball, but also ones that could shoot ice blades, and others that could transform into balloons to carry people flying… Everyone was stunned!

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When the apocalypse came, Cheng Zhiyu found a dying puppy. Out of kindness, he took it in. But even the dog he raised turned out to be unusual. After all, whose dog could grow to be as tall as a person?

Cheng Zhiyu thought, "It's great! In the apocalypse, when it's thirty or forty degrees below zero at night, burying myself in Big Black's long fur is pure bliss!"

However, one day, he woke up to find himself hugging a dark-skinned, handsome man, his face buried in the other's muscular chest. Cheng Zhiyu was shocked! ! !

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《Farming in Interstellar》synopsis:

In the interstellar era, human combat power became increasingly formidable, and animals were equally ferocious. Jiang Ling fell down the stairs and woke up in this new era. The future interstellar age was great in every way; technology was so advanced that even ordinary people could travel in space. But why did the problem of eating meat, which humanity had long solved, suddenly become a challenge?

After countless cravings for meat since arriving, Jiang Ling finally decided to start farming! He thought, “Hmm… let’s start by raising adorable chickens, ducks, and rabbits!”

Interstellar people commented, “You mean the clucking beasts, quacking beasts, and long-eared beasts that are always eyeing people, trying to bite off a piece of flesh… are ‘adorable’?”

However, in Jiang Ling's live stream, inside a crude enclosure made of broken branches—what he called a chicken coop—the clucking beasts were foolishly pecking at feed in their bowls, and after eating, they immediately laid a warm egg. The interstellar people were confused, “Why don’t they fly away from such a low enclosure? And weren’t the clucking beasts supposed to be very ferocious? Why are they so harmonious?”

Jiang Ling replied, “Don’t you understand wing-clipping? Oh, there are also ferocious ones, but they’re currently in my stomach.” The interstellar people trembled in fear.

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A brief scene:

In a bizarre food live stream, a brave man ambushed a moo-moo beast and painstakingly defeated it. As the first ray of morning sun rose, the warrior took out a knife, cut off a piece of the moo-moo beast's sirloin, roughly prepared it, and put it into his mouth. The camera zoomed in on his expression of enjoyment: “Friends, this way, I can preserve the original flavor of the moo-moo beast to the maximum. Have you all learned?”

Jiang Ling watched the screen full of tips in the live stream, speechless. Jiang Ling originally only wanted to do some simple home farming, but it grewbigger and bigger, and he accidentally ended up with a farm spanning tens of thousands of acres. Besides the familiar cattle, sheep, and pigs, he even had small velociraptors…

The daily routine of interstellar people became: opening their terminals as soon as they woke up to quickly snatch fresh meat from Jiang Ling’s farm. If they succeeded, it was worth being happy for a month. Of course, if they could visit Jiang Ling’s newly launched agri-tourism farm, that would make them even happier.

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《The All-Network Blacklist Star Relies on Gossip to Be Doted On by Big Shots》synopsis:

Jiang Zhao offended someone and was blacklisted across the entire internet. His agency, with its typical capitalist approach, decided to use him as a favor, squeezing out his last bit of value. Just as he was researching whether food delivery or designated driving earned more money, he bound a gossip system. The first mission reward was 100,000, and it increased thereafter.

Jiang Zhao’s eyes sharpened: “Money isn't important. First, investigate the gossip about my beastly agent!” One day, Jiang Zhao went online and posted “See you at 8 PM tomorrow night,” then quickly logged off. The haters quickly gathered, ready to curse him off the internet.

However, Jiang Zhao started his broadcast on time, angrily eating eight black plums, while revealing gossip: “Sigh, today I’ll talk about the legendary rise to power of an old acquaintance…” For a moment, the haters forgot to curse. This… this was simply a modern madam! Before long, evidence pointed directly to the protagonist’s agent. The agent happily got a pair of silver handcuffs.

Next, Jiang Zhao held a big apple, munching: “Another old acquaintance of mine, he loves seeking thrills…” The CEO, an “acquaintance” he’d only met once, thought: I just wanted to sexually harass you, I didn’t even succeed, do you have to make me lose my wife and family?

Jiang Zhao held a big pear: “I have another old acquaintance, he…” Everyone who had offended the protagonist was terrified: Please, stop talking! Jiang Zhao’s live stream instantly dominated, with nearly a million concurrent viewers! The gossip-loving public jumped for joy every day. No matter if you were a big star or a big boss, Jiang Zhao always found a way to expose their wrongdoings completely.

Jiang Zhao also inexplicably received thanks from various big shots. An entertainment industry magnate, with tears in his eyes, grabbed his hand: “Thanks to you, my daughter finally saw through that scumbag. You are the benefactor of my entire family! From now on, I am your connection in the entertainment industry!”

A real estate mogul cried loudly: “Thanks to you for uncovering the corrupt scoundrels who took kickbacks, otherwise my reputation would have been ruined! Here are ten houses for you, don’t be polite!”

The catering industry magnate cried the hardest: “If it weren’t for you, the connected individual who used backdoor channels would have killed people without my knowledge! I would have been finished too! This branch store will be yours from now on!” Jiang Zhao, holding a stack of property deeds and store transfer documents, looked bewildered: “…Huh?”

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Jiang Zhao returned to his hometown, living a carefree life, cuddling cats and teasing dogs, occasionally live streaming, with money pouring in. The only thing that wasn’t so pleasant was that his old rival, who had always outperformed him since childhood, would appear from time to time. Not only that, but he was also surprisingly ingratiating.

Jiang Zhao was horrified to discover that, good heavens, his rival had lost his mind and was secretly in love with him! Uh… but the other person was 1.85 meters tall, with broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and long legs, and his face was outrageously handsome, making the lustful Jiang Zhao somewhat reluctant to refuse.