Zombie Rat King's Coke Romance
As the sirens ripped through the ruins, Xiaodou was weaving a wreath of vines for her cubs. A large hole was knocked through the iron wall of the base, and a group of zombie rats carrying rebar rushed in. Leading them were the instant noodle zombies who had cried from the spicy spicy snacks the previous day—their seasoning eyes burned with the flames of revenge.
"Squeak!" The cub hugged Xiaodou's tail tightly, "Mom, they are so scary!"
Just as Xiaodou was about to summon the chili sauce from the subspace, he saw the zombie rats suddenly kneel down and shout to the sky: "Long live His Majesty the Rat King!"
At the edge of the ruins, a throne made of Coke cans appeared. The creature on the throne, wrapped in bandages and a half-bottle of expired Coke tucked into its tail, was the same zombie rat king Xiaodou had seen yesterday in the pile of instant noodles. It raised its front paws, revealing the tender pink pads between the bandages. "Hand over all your sugar, and I'll spare your lives!"
"Why?" Xiaodou put his hands on his hips (even though he didn't have any), and a fairytale sweet spirit grass seed fell out of the space. "We only have expired snacks, even instant noodles have mutated!"
The Rat King's ears suddenly perked up, and his eyes beneath the bandages lit up like cola bubbles. "W-what did you just say? Instant noodles mutated?"
Five minutes later, Xiaodou squatted beside the throne, watching the Rat King crying while holding the mutated instant noodles. It turned out that the Rat King was once a convenience store manager before the apocalypse. His biggest dream was to collect all the instant noodle seasoning packets in the world, but when he mutated, he lost his most precious strawberry-flavored pacifier.
"That's what my mother gave me before she died..." The Rat King wiped his tears with a bandage, and Coke dripped down his chin onto Little Bean's paws. "After that, I never tasted sweetness again. I could only build a throne with Coke cans and pretend that I was still alive..."
Xiaodou suddenly remembered the sweet crystal core from the interstellar chapter in the subspace. It was usually hard, so maybe it could be used as a pacifier? He secretly nibbled a small piece, and the sweet liquid exploded in his mouth like a strawberry-flavored cloud. The Rat King's eyes widened instantly: "This is... the taste of my mother!"
"In exchange," Xiaodou pushed the crystal core fragment over, "you have to help us drive away those mutated instant noodle zombies."
The Rat King immediately jumped up and knocked on the throne with his tail: "Did you hear that? No one is allowed to bully my sweetheart from now on!" The instant noodle zombies looked at each other, then suddenly turned around and wrote on the ground with their claws: "May the Rat King and the Rat Queen live happily ever after!"
The cub clapped his hands and laughed, "Mommy's boyfriend is awesome!"
Xiaodou's ears turned red instantly. Just as he was about to retort, the Rat King suddenly handed him half a bottle of Coke: "This is for you. It's a treasure I have hidden for ten years." The moment the bottle cap was opened, the fragrance of Mingshu's sword tassel from the "Xiu Xian" chapter wafted out of the Coke, and the fragments reflected the corner of Lin Shen's white coat from the modern chapter in Xiaodou's paws.
"Wait," Xiaodou dipped his paw in cola and drew circles on the ground. The robotic cat's red scanning light suddenly enveloped the Rat King. "There are fragments of food stamps from the 1960s in your bandages?"
The Rat King was stunned. "How do you know? I tore this out of an educated youth's diary. It even had the words 'Rat Fairy Appears' written on it..."
Before he could finish his words, the iron box in the subspace suddenly vibrated violently, and a note in Meow Star text floated out: "Be careful! The cola is Cthulhu's saliva in disguise - from the Secret Keeper Cat in Volume 12"
Just as Xiaodou was about to push the Rat King away, he saw a dark shadow fly out of the iron box and instantly penetrate the Rat King's bandages. The Rat King's eyes turned pure black, and he said in a mechanical voice, "Concept Rat, hand over your space core, or..."
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