Chapter 441 Look at these hats, they are so tall and numerous
Zhang Jing's urge to urinate was completely scared away by Lin Li's terrifying smile.
At this moment, facing the smiling crowd, Zhang Jing pursed his lips, his voice filled with pleading:
"Well, then... Mr. Bai, if what I want is for you to stop waiting for me outside and go do your own thing, is that okay?"
Lin Li blinked.
Lin Li didn't want to leave because the mission wasn't completed yet.
But considering Zhang Jing's current state, Lin Li was a little worried that if he continued to express his passion to Zhang Jing face to face, Zhang Jing would express his passion to him face to face.
The task is not just a little bit behind. To be precise, only about one tenth of the task has been completed so far.
As for the remaining 90%, we can’t just blame Zhang Jing alone.
The mission itself is probably to let more monks from other places feel the enthusiasm of Nansang Middle School.
Therefore, facing Zhang Jing's request, Lin Li took a step back and nodded with a smile:
"Of course, whatever you wish for is what I hope for. Mr. Zhang, if you are sure that you do not need any of my services, then I will take my leave and go serve other students from other schools."
Heavenly! Sound! The sound!
Zhang Jing now even felt grateful that Lin Li was so easy to talk to.
He even wanted to say thank you to Lin Li!
"Okay! Okay! Okay! I'm sure! Mr. Bai! Please go and serve them!! Your service is really good, but I can't afford it, but they definitely can!" Zhang Jing nodded excitedly.
"Will you come to Nansang Middle School again in the future?"
"Yes, yes!" Zhang Jing pecked at the rice like a chick.
Damn it, even if Lin Li said he wanted to be his father, Zhang Jing would nod and say he would help persuade his mother.
"Okay, in case I never see you again, happy morning peeing, happy afternoon peeing, and happy evening peeing."
Feeling Zhang Jing's determination, Lin Li used Truman's classic greeting as his farewell, then bowed slightly, turned around and left with a relaxed attitude.
Zhang Jing, who was in the toilet, watched Lin Li disappear at the door, but did not relax his vigilance at all.
After waiting for half a minute, he mustered up his courage and slowly walked towards the door.
——To be honest, Zhang Jing was too scared to stick his head out, because he saw Lin Li hiding at the door, still smiling as before, and even coming very close to him.
Just thinking about this scene is chilling, it can be considered a thriller.
But Zhang Jing still went up.
All I can say is that there are some things that you shouldn’t do just because you’re afraid.
Some things always stand out above others.
For example, urinating smoothly.
The urge to urinate that had been scared away was gradually recovering, but Zhang Jing didn't dare to urinate if he was not sure that Lin Li had really left.
Although boys are most vulnerable when they poop, they are most powerful when they pee because they have long-range weapons. However, Zhang Jing feels that he is no longer a boy after all, and his urine can no longer exorcise evil spirits and is no longer a special attack weapon, so he cannot make Lin Li reveal his true form.
It might even anger Lin Li.
If Lin Li were to use the alcohol flame disinfection method—a combination of first spraying alcohol in the air and then using a flamethrower on himself—who would he turn to for justice?
Sticking to the farthest wall, Zhang Jing moved slowly towards the corridor.
Fortunately, the most terrifying scene did not appear - Lin Li was not outside.
But this was not enough. Zhang Jing groped his way out until he walked out of the corridor and saw Lin Li's back walking away towards the school gate.
"call--"
His heart finally relaxed. Returning to the men's restroom, Zhang Jing touched his crotch. Damn, today's experience was so frightening that it made him break out in a cold sweat.
Wait.
Why is the cold sweat in my crotch hot.
…
On the way to the school gate.
Lin Li did not take the attitude to deal with Zheng Hong, and stared at Zhang Jing.
There is no need. Zheng Hong was wrong when he did this last time, but now he is wrong too.
Looking at the illusory system screen in front of him and recalling the progress in the process just now, Lin Li himself was a little overwhelmed.
This system is also pure birth.
Wait a minute, why do I use "也"?
Forget it, it doesn't matter. In short, after the "experiment" just now, Lin Li could easily draw a conclusion that the enthusiasm required by the task is one-sided. As long as he feels enthusiastic, it is enough and he does not need to care about the life or death of the customer.
You know, the system's feedback on my actions, which could be considered abnormal, was actually positive throughout.
And the rate increase it brings is very obvious, which is a world of difference compared to the initial stage when the progress bar was slowly crawling when it was just leading the way.
Lin Li's judgment was that the system description required "extraordinary enthusiasm", so it ignored conventional enthusiasm. He felt that this alone would not demonstrate the Nansang Sect's magnanimity at all and would only bring extremely slow progress.
And the butler service I just received was inhuman, so how could it not be called extraordinary?
This actually meets the system requirements and brings about a significant improvement in progress.
With this thought, the system was born.
Born earlier than myself.
My birth was a gift, purely instinctive, so I can't blame myself, but the system deliberately created me. Everyone, you should have a scale in your heart to judge who is better and who is worse.
In order to achieve the remaining 90% of progress, we need to continue our efforts.
He already had a plan in mind, but before taking action, Lin Li took out his cell phone.
It was not to contact Chen Yuying, but to open the black group.
The group is chatting at this time.
"Bai Bufan: Has anyone tried sheep?"
"Zhou Baowei: I think it's not as delicious as regular lamb."
"Bai Bufan: You only know how to eat it. I mean, try that. I just heard about the one with the sheep on the edge of a cliff. If you push forward, the sheep will desperately retreat for fear of falling, and then it will have a different taste."
"Zhou Baowei:?"
"Zhou Baowei: Bai Bufan, are you still a good friend of humans? Tell me the truth, are you being controlled by the other two heads?"
"Bai Bufan: Why do I have two heads? Am I Nezha?"
"Lin Li: Stupid, Bao Wei said you are the three-headed dog of hell."
Yang Bangjie: "Sex Picture"
"Bai Bufan: Aren't you going to take the exam? Why are you still here in the group chat?"
"Lin Li: Does anyone have a hat in the school building? Urgently tell me where it is so I can borrow it."
"Bai Bufan: What do you want the hat for?"
"Lin Li: It's useful."
What's the use?
Cover your face.
Lin Li thought that his abnormal enthusiasm just now was quite embarrassing. Although he was very forward-looking and used Bai Bufan as a vest in advance, Lin Li felt that he was still not fully prepared for this.
The main incident took place in the school, which is too narrow.
When the victims come to the school to seek justice, and they find out that Bai Bufan is not Bai Bufan, what should they do if they recognize themselves as their deskmate? They still have to cover it up.
The mask is included in the "Lihuo Yangjian Gourd", but it is best to pair it with a hat.
There were indeed a lot of clothes in the gourd, but there was definitely no hat, because Lin Li never wore a hat on weekdays and there was no one at home.
The last hat I bought was probably the little yellow traffic safety hat I wore in elementary school.
Before I could continue asking in the group, Bai Bufan called me directly.
"Hello?" Lin Li answered.
"Lin Li, you are a traitor!" As soon as the call was connected, Bai Bufan's suppressed angry voice came out, which was extremely harsh.
Lin Li: “?”
What happened?
I was discovered using the name Bai Bufan? It can't be that fast, right?
But before Lin Li could doubtfully ask what he had done, Bai Bufan's deep and powerful voice continued:
"Lin Li! You're a spy! A big bacterial warlord! An ambitious person! A gambler! A capitulator! A revisionist! A big bully! A black-line figure! A black scholar! A black hand! A black gangster! An empiricist! A chameleon! A stumbling block! A fence-sitter! An anti-freeze! A murderer! A double-dealer! An overseas spy! A buy-and-move-around person! A separatist! Wow, a thief!"
Bai Bufan breathed a sigh of relief at this point.
Then, his voice became gentler and more relaxed: "Choose for yourself."
Lin Li: “…”
After a brief silence, Lin Li was the first to laugh.
"You bastard," Lin Li couldn't help but point at the phone's receiver. "As soon as the call was connected, you started to accuse me, right?"
"Don't you want a hat?" Bai Bufan asked back.
"How the hell can I wear these hats?" Lin Li cursed with a smile.
If he could wear these hats properly and still survive, he would be a superman.
Bai Bufan was silent for a moment, then—
"Lin Li! You are a selfless collectivist! An unwavering materialist! An internationalist with a global vision! A down-to-earth idealist! A pragmatist who integrates knowledge and action! A self-disciplined person who values morality and pursues goodness! An optimist who walks towards the sun—"
"I don't know if I'm two-faced or not, but you really are two-faced," Lin Li couldn't help laughing out loud again after hearing the refreshing content.
"Honestly, after listening to this group, my head feels lighter, but my shoulders feel heavier. I feel like it's time to sacrifice."
If he had worn these honorary hats while he was alive, he would have been a superman.
"You don't even want this?" Bai Bufan sighed helplessly on the other end of the phone. "Lin Li, if you're so picky, I don't have any other hats to give you."
"Thank you so much for letting me go."
Bai Bufan also smiled contentedly, and then asked curiously: "So what do you want the hat for?"
"I might be about to do something shameful and need the hat as a cover."
"What?"
"I can't tell you for now."
"You're still keeping it a secret from me?" Bai Bufan sighed, then warned him like a kind father: "Lin Li, there are so many students from other schools today, don't let all the colleges and universities in Nansang know your name, Lin Li.
"Old Jiantou was originally only too embarrassed to hold his head up during meetings on campus, but he still had hope while he was alive. When the day comes when he can't hold his head up even during meetings outside, you'll definitely be in for a treat."
"That's not the case." Lin Li immediately said it was okay.
Impossible.
It's not your own name that you use.
Chunchun was just worrying about nothing, but she didn't say it out loud. Bufan would naturally find out when he got the free juice.
He will be secretly happy then!
He stopped chatting and hung up the phone. Seeing that no one in the group chat responded to his message, Lin Li did not ask any more questions. After thinking about it, he decided to just make do with it.
I still have to hurry.
Although this enthusiasm task is not time-limited, after today, it will not be easy to get students from other schools to come to Nansang.
After randomly taking out a blank armband from the Qiankun Ring, which made him look more like a school volunteer, Lin Li immediately returned to the examination room in front of the fountain and stood next to the sign.
"I'm a student at Nanyi Middle School. If you have any questions, you can ask me."
Lin Li followed the plan and spoke calmly to the students from other schools who were looking at the examination room layout and the school guide.
"Hello, is exam room 17 in this building or this one?"
When seeing this scene, people would only think that Lin Li was a guide arranged by the school, and would not think that he was a pervert, so a girl immediately stepped forward to ask.
"It's this way. The stairs are over there. Just walk along them." Lin Li looked at the girl for a second and immediately pointed out the direction.
"OK, thanks."
"You're welcome. It's what I should do."
"Classmate, is examination room No. 7 also in this building?" A boy standing nearby asked after Lin Li and the girl finished their conversation.
"Yes, come, I'll take you there."
Glancing at the boy's smiling face, Lin Li nodded in satisfaction, took a step forward, and motioned the boy to follow.
"Ah? No, no, I can go there by myself..." When the boy heard that Lin Li actually wanted to take him there, his reaction was the same as Zhang Jing's.
"It's no trouble. I'm free, and no matter what, you are all guests of Nansang Middle School..." Lin Li naturally used the same rhetoric he used to coax Zhang Jing to deal with the boy in front of him.
The boy was stunned when he heard this, and subconsciously looked at the girl who was walking away quickly, feeling a little puzzled.
What this student from Nanyi Middle School said... is a bit untenable.
That girl asked it first, and the content was almost the same as mine. Why didn’t you bring this girl with you?
Just pointing her in a direction?
It is normal to treat men and women differently, but shouldn’t we dislike boys and welcome girls?
The opposite of Tiangang!
"We boys are the vulnerable group nowadays. Boys Help Boys." As if seeing the boy's confusion, Lin Li smiled and explained gently.
"Oh, so that's the case, then... you're really good friends." The boy was stunned when he heard that, and then smiled.
Then he pulled his schoolbag down to cover his butt.
Lin Li pretended not to see it.
This is of course nonsense. The fundamental reason is that Lin Li feels guilty about the Boys torturing the Girls.
The girl was quite shy, and Lin Li was afraid that if he started to get too enthusiastic, she would burst into tears.
What's more, Bai Bufan is afraid of women. Lin Li believes that since he inherited the name, he should inherit his personality, which is a sign of respect.
"By the way, Mr. Feng, do you want to go to the bathroom later?"
Lin Li asked after walking towards the teaching building with the boy and exchanging school and name information.
While asking, Lin Li quietly materialized a "duck blood bottle" in his hand and injected the urine inside into the boy's body.
Lin Li always has a quarter of anger and a quarter of credibility in his "duck blood bottle". This urge to urinate was extracted from Zhang Jing when he just had the initial plan in mind.
"Now that you mention it, it is a bit like that." The boy nodded.
"Then after we put our things in the examination room, I'll take you to the toilet. There are some tricks to the toilets in our school, and I'll help you with some advice." Lin Li smiled.
Boy: “Ooooo!”
As expected of the No. 1 middle school in the county, even the toilets have entrances!
"Thank you so much, Mr. Bai." The boy, who didn't know that he would completely lose his smile in three minutes, nodded to Lin Li with emotion.
…
Five minutes later, Lin Li trotted back to the fountain.
Through the test just now, Lin Li has a deeper understanding of this task.
The previous judgment was correct, that is, it takes unusual enthusiasm to meet the system requirements to the greatest extent possible.
Just now, Lin Li took the boy to the examination room and helped him carry his bag. After asking about his seat, he even wiped his seat with a tissue. But did the latter two things increase the speed of task completion? Yes, but very little.
But when the scene switches to the toilet and the treatment of Zhang Jing is replicated, the speed is immediately significantly improved.
As for enthusiastically serving multiple people from other schools at the same time, it has almost no effect on progress - the effect is basically the same when you serve other people in the examination room.
In short, Lin Li believes that the system forces Bai Bufan to be inhuman.
But this is also good. You don’t even have to take people to the examination room. You can just repeat the process of taking a person to the toilet for private service.
Therefore, after returning to the school gate, Lin Li stopped shouting and instead searched the crowd for those lone boys who looked more outgoing and who could be manipulated like toys without being easily killed.
After finding the target, Lin Li urinated into it.
When the other party's face looked strange, their legs subconsciously closed together, and they began to look around the somewhat unfamiliar school, Lin Li was like a god descending from heaven, becoming the savior in their hearts who could save them from the dire situation!
——"Hello, classmate. Are you in any trouble?"
——"Oh, the toilet? Come, follow me, I'll take you there right away."
——"What kind of disinfection method is required?"
…
Although it is an assembly line operation, the progress is slower than expected.
At this moment, there are only fifteen minutes left before the competition exam officially begins, but nearly one-third of it has not been completed.
Of course, it was also related to the fact that I took a little time to accompany Chen Yuying to the examination room.
It seems now that it will be too late before the exam, but it can still be completed today - just hand in the paper early after the exam, and squat at the door of the teaching building waiting for those who also handed in their papers early to come down.
Even in the worst case scenario, it doesn’t matter if no one else submits early.
They will have to come out when it officially ends. At that time, Lin Li can still blend into the crowd and put some lucky people in trouble again.
But I have to be more careful.
Lin Li decided to only select students from other towns from now on.
Because Lin Li also makes mistakes sometimes.
I just met a buddy. After listening to my introduction, he actually wanted to try the service I mentioned. He took off his pants and wanted Lin Li to help him check it.
Damn, wild Wang Ze.
In the end, it was Lin Li who escaped, which was a shame.
Fortunately, I was wearing a mask all the time.
And this wild Wang Ze, based on previous conversation and school uniform, is a student of Xiling No. 1 Middle School.
The Xiling people were still too powerful, so Lin Li decided to stay away from them for the time being.
It’s still easier to bully those stinky outsiders.
"Mr. Bai?"
"Mr. Bai?"
Lin Li, who was searching for the next target, suddenly realized that he was Bai and turned to look behind him at the source of the sound.
Zhang Jing?
"Student Zhang?" Lin Li looked at Zhang Jing. He hadn't expected him to actually face him. He asked with a mixture of surprise and admiration, "Is there anything I can help you with?"
Zhang Jing smiled slightly and pointed at the boy next to him: "My classmate wants to go to the bathroom, can you take him there?"
Lin Li: “?”
The boy next to Zhang Jing was also stunned when he heard this, and then looked at Zhang Jing in shock and confusion:
"No, Zhang Jing, are you sick? I just asked you if the restroom was on the side of the building, and asked if we could go together. You told me to follow you, and then you led me all the way from the exam room to here. I was wondering where you were going, but you wanted to trouble others to lead you?
The toilet must be in the building! I just saw it! Are you taking off your pants and farting here? "
Zhang Jing kept a smile on his face, and at first glance, that smile looked quite similar to the smile a certain man named Bai once had.
Zhang Jing turned his head and looked at the boy:
"Lizi, believe me, if you come to Nanyi Middle School and don't let Mr. Bai take you to experience the toilets there properly, then your visit to Nansang Middle School will be in vain."
"Really? Believe me, I'm saying this because I've experienced it myself. I guarantee that under Bai's guidance, I can give you a completely different experience."
Lin Li: “OvO!”
Wow! The guests came to us on their own initiative!
This Zhang Jing has no defensive intentions, but his talent for harming others is fully rated. This kid has a future!
Lin Li naturally wouldn't let him down. He nodded towards Zhang Jing's classmates and answered in agreement, "Yes."
Zhang Jing: "Oo?"
Oh no?
Is it really that awesome?
Then you have to taste the saltiness.
I hope I can have a brand new experience!
…
Two and a half minutes later.
He hopes it will come true.
but--
"Zhang Jing, fuck your mother."
(End of this chapter)
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