Chapter 442: Perhaps it can be considered a reversal
After finishing his service, Lin Li, keeping his achievements and fame to himself, walked calmly towards the school gate.
From the direction of the toilet behind him, he could faintly hear the suppressed roar of Zhang Jing's classmate.
Judging from the content of the roar, he seemed to intend to grind Zhang Jing's mother to ashes first, turning Zhang Jing into a single-parent family, and then chop Zhang Jing's father in half with a knife, so that Zhang Jing can return to a two-parent family.
Miracle healing, bro.
In this way, he can vent his anger without causing any substantial loss to Zhang Jing, his life will not change, and the two can still be good friends afterwards.
Lin Li sighed in admiration.
It is true that you can learn as long as you live.
It seems that we should not underestimate the heroes of the world. Although the feng shui of other towns in Nansang may not be as good as Xiling, there are occasionally some brilliant wisdoms that can be learned from outsiders.
If you look down on all outsiders because of this, you will fall flat on your face sooner or later.
Reflect!
Looking at the time, there were only five minutes left before the exam officially started, but Lin Li still returned to the signboard.
Every bit of progress you can squeeze out is a plus.
Anyway, Lin Li had no sense of urgency at all. After all, being late did not mean he would be unable to take the exam. As long as he was not late for too long and was not disqualified from taking the exam, it would be fine.
But precisely because there were only six minutes left, the number of students appearing at the door at this point was not only much smaller than before, but almost every one of them was walking in a hurry and looking anxious.
Almost all candidates from other schools, after looking at the signboard, will come to ask Lin Li, a native of the school, again to get a confirmed answer to avoid the situation where they go to the wrong place and have to look for it again.
But Lin Li did not take them to the examination room again.
Time was too tight, and we had to run to get there, which made it difficult to develop relationships. We would definitely prioritize going to the examination room rather than the toilet.
What's more, accepting his service will reduce SAN points. It's only five minutes, and there won't be much time left for the victim to adjust his mental state after the service. If this affects the victim's competition results, it goes against Lin Li's original intention.
Bai Bufan is bad, but he shouldn’t be this bad!
Therefore, at this moment, Lin Li is just a normal human volunteer, giving guidance to all the hurried candidates.
He would even kindly ask these people if they brought tools like pens, pencils, and rulers. If not, he would give them away if he had any extra ones.
Of course, students from our school are not allowed to ask for it. If they do, we will beat them to death.
When alumni come, we have hunting rifles; when enemies come, we have fine wine.
This kind of brushing progress is definitely slower than toilet service, but it is better than nothing.
“…”
"Thank you, thank you!" A boy who received instructions turned back and said thank you while jogging.
"You're welcome. There's still time. Run slower and be careful not to fall to your death."
"……Thanks."
Lin Li turned around to receive the next person, but suddenly his brows raised slightly - it seemed that an extraordinary person had come to Nansang Middle School.
It is obvious that this person's aura is out of tune with the surroundings.
Others were in a hurry and ran into the school immediately after getting their family members or taxis off at the door, but he walked into the school step by step at a very slow and leisurely pace.
This person lowered his head, put the hood of his sweatshirt on his head, and wore a mask on his face, so people could not see his face at all. However, this made his aura more powerful and unique.
Lin Li couldn't help but feel a sense of mutual admiration in his heart - it was obvious that this guy, like himself, probably felt that the questions in the preliminary round of the competition were not that difficult, and that advancing to the next round was a sure thing. He was so confident of victory, which was why he was so calm and leisurely.
Yes, there are only five minutes left before the exam, what’s the rush?
Judging from the school uniform the boy wore over his sweatshirt, it can be determined that he is a student of Nansang No. 2 Middle School, which is also located in Xiling.
Good job, you didn’t embarrass Xi Ling!
After praising him in his heart for a few times, someone next to him asked for directions, so Lin Li temporarily withdrew his gaze.
The boy slowly approached the examination room sign. When he heard Lin Li's voice, who was helping other candidates with questions about the examination room layout, he raised his head slightly, adjusted his direction, and walked towards Lin Li.
Lin Li narrowed his eyes after noticing this. A king wants to see another king?
Finally, the boy approached Lin Li, and he finally raised his head and looked at Lin Li from under the brim of his hat.
"Classmate," the voice came through the mask, with a sense of suppressed tension, so each word seemed to be spoken with a single word: "Please ask...where is the nearest toilet——"
Lin Li: “?”
I saw that the fabric on the edge of the boy's hat was soaked with sweat, and fine beads of sweat were constantly oozing and rolling down his forehead. Although the mask covered half of his face, the exposed eyes were full of anxiety and...pain.
After the boy finished speaking, his body seemed to tense up slightly uncontrollably.
"Eh~ah~"
Along with this silver cry, an extremely subtle but hard to ignore "puff" sound came from behind through the clothes.
Not only the sound came out, but also a foul smell.
Lin Li: “…”
Hey, wait a minute.
It seems that my judgment was wrong.
This guy might not be a master as calm and confident as himself. It seems that he simply has no other tricks.
It's not that he's not in a hurry. The reason why he walks slowly is that he has clearly reached his physiological limit. He is afraid that if his steps are a little bigger or his movements are a little more violent, the taut sphincter defense line will collapse instantly.
It’s not that he doesn’t want to move, but that he doesn’t dare to move.
He quietly activated "Yufeng" to prevent the stench from reaching him. Looking at the progress of the task that had been delivered to him, Lin Li nodded. "I understand, classmate. Of course I know. I'll take you there now."
After saying that, Lin Li stepped forward and offered his hand to support the poor man who was covered in shit.
"Hey~ah~don't touch me~" However, the boy almost screamed, his voice was miserable.
After Lin Li's hand stopped, the boy bent his body like a bowstring, holding his breath, his eyes filled with fear: "No need for help... Really... I can walk by myself... Just walk slowly..."
Lin Li raised his eyebrows, but naturally wouldn't force it: "Okay, then just follow me."
"Thank you, thank you--" The other party nodded slightly in gratitude and took a difficult step forward.
"About how far?" The boy asked with gritted teeth in order to get some hope.
"Walk about 100 meters." Lin Li turned around and answered.
The boy froze in his tracks, his face paler. "100?... That's a bit too much. Is there any option for less?"
Lin Li nodded: "Yes, is 0.1 km acceptable?"
Boy: “＿”
Your mother.
What I want to ask is whether there is a shortcut such as stepping on the lawn to shorten the distance. I don’t mean to ask you to change your unit.
But at this moment, the boys have no right to complain at all.
Because it is very likely that something will be spit out before the trough.
"It will be quick, just hold on." Lin Li encouraged.
The boy no longer speaks, or is no longer suitable to speak.
Seeing this, Lin Li took out the "duck blood bottle" and absorbed the shit from the boy's body.
Can't finish inhaling.
As soon as the front foot absorbed it, the back foot quickly grew again on his body.
It seems that this is a true physiological limit and there will be no significant improvement due to psychological changes.
I had a lot of urine in my body, and now it was full in no time.
When this "help" disappeared, the boy took two steps and then stopped where he was, squatted down, trembling all over and sweating profusely.
Lin Li shook his head and sighed.
In this case, the only thing to do is to break the limit!
Ding ding ding ding! Special attack treasure - "Poop-holding Talisman"!
With a talisman materializing in his hand, Lin Li quickly walked over to the boy, lifted the hood of his sweatshirt, pricked a needle to draw a little blood, and then slapped the talisman, whose online name was "Breaking Limit Talisman" and whose real name was "Shit-Bearing Talisman", on the back of the boy's neck.
"I know a little bit about massage techniques, which should make you feel better. Is it effective?"
While sticking it on, Lin Li used words to cover up his actions.
"...Yes, it's true!" The boy turned slightly to the side in disbelief, caught a glimpse of Lin Li beside him with his peripheral vision, nodded in response, his voice filled with tears as if he had survived a disaster.
As for the fact that he had just been pricked by a needle on his neck, as the saying goes, "The emperor guards the steel gate, and the king dies for the country." The boy was only concerned with guarding the steel gate and didn't realize it at all.
"That's good. Hang in there, the toilet is just ahead." Lin Li smiled and gestured.
As for using a "Limit Breaking Talisman", Lin Li really didn't think it was a big deal.
In the past, when Lin Li thought that the "Limit-Breaking Talisman" was very precious, he could use it generously on Bao Wei. Moreover, now that Lin Li's vision has become much higher, he knows that this "Shit-Holding Talisman" is a low-grade talisman among the low-grade ones in the world of immortal cultivation.
Anyway, there are still two left in the [Warehouse], so it doesn't matter if I waste one.
Moreover, Lin Li soon realized that he had not wasted any time.
【Task 2 completed.】
[You have received rewards: Physical improvement: 10% increase in understanding; 1 random ability; 100 system currency]
Not long after I got up and walked to the bathroom with the boy, this message suddenly popped up on the system.
The progress bar that was clearly still a long way off had now reached perfection.
Lin Li was slightly stunned.
Then it dawned on me.
How could this expression of goodwill not be considered extraordinary? How could it not be considered enthusiastic?
Could it be that the essence of this task is to use the methods or magic weapons of a cultivator to warmly entertain students from other schools, and that all the paths I have taken just now have actually been wrong?
Wow, it turns out that you are not a born system?
But it doesn’t matter. As long as the mission has been accomplished, it’s fine. After all, whether it’s a black cat or a white cat, as long as it doesn’t pant, it’s a good cat.
Lin Li looked at the abilities granted by the system.
[You have obtained the passive ability "Adaptive Skills."]
[Adaptive Skills: Any skills that have restrictions on the practitioner's physique or race, which you were unable to practice before, can now be practiced without changing your own state after obtaining and fully reading the skills.
The speed of cultivation will gradually increase with the time of practicing the technique, and will eventually reach half the speed of the state of perfect conformity with the requirements of the technique.
It's actually a passive ability.
After reading it, Lin Li understood it.
It is equivalent to if you get the Book of the Sunflower, you can practice this technique without castration.
The speed of cultivation will be very slow at the beginning, but as time goes by, it will reach half of the maximum speed of cultivation.
If this were in the world of immortal cultivation, this ability would be considered very powerful.
After all, generally speaking, in the world of immortal cultivation, there are many techniques that can only be practiced by a certain kind of special Taoist body that is one in a million, and these techniques are often incredibly powerful.
With this ability, it is equivalent to being able to practice any of these skills as long as you can get them.
If this ability is upgraded, the final cultivation speed will probably be the same as those possessing the True Dao Body, or even faster.
The growth potential is quite high.
Unfortunately, most of the skills that Shanqing Taoist and Deng Wen left for him were left after considering his own situation. There are not many that meet the ability requirements, and the gains they bring are still relatively small.
While thinking, Lin Li had already taken the boy to the toilet on the first floor.
"We're here, go to the bathroom."
"Thank you! Thank you!" The boy, whose condition had improved considerably, did not rush in immediately. Instead, he turned back and thanked him repeatedly, his voice full of gratitude: "Classmate, my name is Bi Feixiang. What's your name? Thank you so much! Are you still here after the exam? Can I treat you to a meal?"
Bi Feixiang tacitly assumed that Lin Li was not a candidate, but a volunteer sent by the school.
"It's okay, no need," Lin Li waved his hand, "My name is Bai Bufan, this is what I should do, just go in quickly."
After thanking him several times, Bi Feixiang walked into the toilet cubicle.
When Lin Li heard the rustling sound of pants being taken off, he had an idea and operated the "Invisible Sword" to take the "Shit Retention Talisman" off Bi Feixiang's back - now that the mission had been completed, Lin Li was too lazy to wait for this guy to finish using the toilet before taking the talisman.
“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—”
Almost at the moment when the talisman fell off, Bi Feixiang, who was originally quite leisurely, suddenly let out a roar like a wild beast and transformed into the ultimate jet warrior.
Oh no.
Lin Li suddenly remembered,
Baowei kept the talisman on his body until he went to the toilet, and only tore it off when its effect had completely disappeared.
But this time it happened in the middle. Besides, Lin Li had just poured all the urine and feces in the "duck blood bottle" into Bi Feixiang - someone had to bear it anyway, so it was better to return it to its original owner.
But now that the two are superimposed, the resulting connection effect is somewhat drastic.
Lin Li felt a little guilty.
He manipulated the airflow to keep the air around him fresh, and as he walked quickly towards the door, he said, "Classmate Bi, I'll be leaving now. Goodbye."
"Uh ah ok ah ah ah thank you ah ah ah——"
…
Although there was still one minute left before 2:30 when Lin Li arrived at the examination room, the exam had actually already begun.
The test papers have been distributed, but everyone can only look at them in advance and cannot start writing.
In the examination room, two invigilators stood in front and behind, patrolling the entire examination room.
After noticing Lin Li's appearance, the invigilator on the podium immediately came to check Lin Li's admission ticket.
After confirming that everything was correct, he let Lin Li in.
"The exam has officially begun."
When Lin Li sat down in his seat, the bell began to echo in the campus.
Don't rush to write, first take your time to read through the test paper from beginning to end.
Well, I feel like it deserves full marks.
…
First floor, toilet.
"Hu——" Bi Feixiang let out a long and weak breath.
Although my butt is still a little painful now, there should be no food left in my large intestine.
Today was really dangerous, I almost died socially.
Thanks to that classmate named Bai Bufan!
Be sure to thank him when you get the chance!
It was he who did not let the volunteers down and saved himself.
But now the exam has begun, and the most urgent thing is to go to the examination room and prepare for the exam. I am not even sure which building my examination room is in.
Wipe your butt first.
“…”
“…”
The breathing in the cubicle suddenly stopped.
Because Bi Feixiang discovered a small problem.
He didn't bring any paper.
Moreover, the paper tray in the cubicle was as empty as his recently emptied intestines.
“…”
"Fuck?"
"Wait!"
“Is anyone there?!”
“Is anyone there?!”
"Is anyone in the bathroom? I have no paper! Can anyone hear me? Help!"
"Bai classmate! Bai classmate, are you still there! Bai classmate, go get your medicine and go!!"
However, no matter how Bi Feixiang shouted, the only response he got was the desperate echo of his own voice in the toilet.
Spicy balls.
The exam has already started, how could anyone still come to the toilet?
It will probably take at least one or two hours to wait for the savior.
Bi Feixiang doesn't know how to do the Asian squat - he can't keep his buttocks touching his heels when he squats on the toilet. He definitely won't be able to squat like this for more than an hour.
You can only save yourself.
Bi Feixiang frantically searched his pockets—an eraser, a few pens, and... a piece of paper.
But this is my admission ticket.
Use this?
What should I do during the exam? The invigilator will have to check...
Looking at the slightly immature black and white photo of myself printed on the admission ticket.
Bi Feixiang doesn’t want it to gradually fade away in his memories!!
Looking around, Bi Feixiang then despairedly discovered that there was not even a trash can in the cubicle. It was obvious that everyone's used tissues were directly flushed down the toilet.
So, even if Bi Feixiang wanted to recycle waste and tried to open a blind box to get cleaner tissues for a second chance, there was... no chance.
God wants to kill me.
"Gudong."
Bi Feixiang swallowed his saliva.
Feeling my buttocks exposed to the cold air, I looked at the thin admission ticket in my hand.
perhaps,
It's time to make a difficult decision.
…
"teacher……"
The invigilator on the podium turned around when he heard the sound and saw the candidate holding onto the door frame, his face pale and his voice so weak that it seemed as if he was about to die in the next second.
Hey hey hey, don’t die while I’m invigilating! !
"Sorry... I'm late..."
"It's okay, you're not too late," the invigilator stepped forward, breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that the candidate was not planning to die, and then held out his hand, "Let me see your admission ticket."
"Here." The boy handed over the admission ticket tremblingly.
The invigilator took it, and the next second, he frowned slightly and held the admission ticket closer.
——He is a little nearsighted and he didn’t wear glasses today, so he can see more clearly this way.
no problem.
"Okay, the empty seat in the second row is yours, go ahead." After confirming that there was nothing unusual in the information, the invigilator nodded and gestured to the boy.
"Thank you, teacher..." The boy thanked in a vague voice and walked towards his seat with unsteady steps.
The invigilator looked at the boy's back and shook his head.
This child.
He actually didn't understand.
He was so weak, yet he didn't even wear socks in the middle of winter, leaving his ankles exposed to the winter air.
He had heard that some kids nowadays think this is very trendy, cool, and unique, so they like to dress this way, preferring style over warmth.
well.
But if you continue like this for a long time, not only will you catch a cold, you will sooner or later get rheumatism.
…
Bi Feixiang finally sat in his seat.
He didn't know why he was so weak, but fortunately, everything is fine now.
but……
well.
I wish I had worn socks today.
Was I sick before?
Why do you think not wearing socks is trendy, cool and unique?
If I had socks, would everything today be different?
Damn it, from today on, I will definitely wear socks when I go out!!
Thinking of this, Bi Feixiang adjusted his sitting posture and frowned.
I'm really not used to the feeling of not wearing underwear and driving in neutral.
(End of this chapter)
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