Chapter 440 Lin Li’s enthusiasm is like a fire
After removing the camera that was stuck to the wall and was running, Bai Bufan rushed to the door, opened it, and pointed at the innocent-looking Lin Li and the other two outside, especially Lin Li, and scolded with a smile:
"You bastard! You used all your dirty tricks on me, didn't you?"
"What on earth are you trying to film?!"
"Nothing," Lin Li shrugged innocently, his tone calm, "I just wanted to see you playing with your children, and see if I could use the play videos to apply for a naked loan and earn some pocket money."
Bai Bufan didn't say anything after hearing this, but Wang Ze beside Lin Li couldn't sit still anymore, and pressed Lin Li's shoulder with his pupils shaking:
"What? Lin Li? Are you saying that a company is finally willing to get involved in the male nude loan business? 666 sent the national subsidy and didn't call me! Lin Li, how can you be so selfish!"
However, Wang Ze felt that the term "naked loan" was still too harsh. Isn't this just a loan company buying his own photos at a high price?
Wang Ze is willing to keep issuing loans even if he is not given one.
Listening to Wang Ze's answer, Chen Tianming leaned against the wall of the corridor and laughed uncontrollably. Bai Bufan's emotions were interrupted and he also laughed.
As expected of Wang Ze, his performance is still stable.
"Are you sure? I'm the type who will photoshop you into a small piece and then post it again if you don't pay me back." Lin Li just smiled, looked at Wang Ze, and gave him a warm reminder.
When Wang Ze heard this, his expression suddenly changed.
To be honest, if you don't pay back the money after the naked loan is overdue,
If the other party chooses to post himself online, Wang Ze will understand him.
If the other party listed him in the European and American regions, Wang Ze would thank him.
But if the other party puts himself in the children's area, Wang Ze will devote all his remaining energy to confront him offline.
It depends on whether Wang Ze can do anything or not. He’s finished!
“By the way, it will also link to the Chengdu dating website.” Lin Li added.
Wang Ze, who had been frowning, suddenly calmed down and said, "Oh, about this, I've already registered. No need to bother them, I can send it myself."
Chen Tianming and Lin Li gave a thumbs up.
But Bai Bufan standing by was not Wang Ze after all. Upon hearing that not only would he be P-ed but also that his post would be posted on such a website, his face turned completely pale. He staggered back two steps, pointing at Lin Li in horror and anger, his fingers trembling wildly.
Why is human nature so evil?
"Lin Li! You are more vicious than I thought!!" Bai Bufan waved the hand holding the camera heavily.
Considering that this camera is not cheap, probably one or two thousand yuan, it is actually just a formality - I just waved my arms, but held them very tightly.
Although Bai Bufan was confident that Lin Li would never ask him to compensate even if he broke something, there was no need to do so.
But then he felt more and more aggrieved, and Bai Bufan shook his head and sighed:
"I finally understand Pluto. Perhaps it anticipated Lin Li's birth many years ago, and has been moving away from Earth ever since... Its planning is so profound, it's rare in this lifetime..."
"For Lin Li's sake, Pluto was willing to be removed from the list of the nine planets."
"Wow, it's still pure love outside of human nature."
The three people outside the door were stunned at first, and then burst into laughter.
Lin Li knew that Bai Bufan was definitely talking nonsense. Even if he really wanted to play with his children, he would do it in the toilet. He just did it for fun and had no intention of actually taking pictures.
So after laughing, he stood up and said, "Okay, the three of us really have to go. You can play with the camera by yourself. The pairing code is still four pelvic floor lifts."
After saying that, he walked downstairs with Wang Ze and Chen Tianming.
"Just give it to me. I just want to buy a camera, but my budget is only 2 yuan, so there are not many people who meet the requirements." Bai Bufan shouted.
He was responded with a raised middle finger.
After watching the three people leave, Bai Bufan returned to the dormitory.
Being wary of Lin Li, he first checked the room. After confirming that there was no second camera in the dormitory, he checked the corridor and the stairwell to confirm that Lin Li was indeed not there.
After that, Bai Bufan sat on Baowei's bed with a slightly more relaxed feeling.
Bai Bufan frowned.
It wasn't that he had discovered any new tricks, but rather that he had begun playing a highly deductive game that almost everyone had played—
What was I planning to do?
…
Because the three of them had different destinations - Wang Ze went to the female dormitory to wait for Qian Ying, Chen Tianming went to the examination room to wait for Yao Qiaoqiao, and Lin Li went to the school gate to wait for Chen Yuying. Everyone had a bright future, so the three of them quickly separated.
At the school gate.
It was already approaching two o'clock, and a large number of non-school students appeared at the door.
Most of these students were wearing school uniforms of their respective schools, and some were wearing casual clothes, perhaps because they did not have to attend evening self-study classes on Sunday night.
Considering that Chen Yuying would still be there for quite a while, and waiting directly at the door would easily lead to arrest by the police, Lin Li simply stood between the fountain and the sign indicating the distribution of the examination venues for this competition, admiring the fountain, playing with the "spiritual stone", and killing time.
"Hello, classmate. Can I ask where the toilet is in your school?"
A boy wearing a school uniform from another school, Ben, was looking around. When he noticed Lin Li and the school uniform on Lin Li, he immediately came up and asked politely.
[The competition for spots at this grand Dao discussion gathering has begun with our sect. Fellow Daoists from all over the world, please come and join us! As a member of the Nansang sect, we must not lose face for our sect at this moment.]
Although the sects behind most of the guests are not as powerful as Nansang, we should still treat them with courtesy and show our hospitality, which will show the magnanimity of our sect!
【Mission triggered! 】
[Task 2: Treat the monks of other sects within the sect with kindness, and demonstrate the extraordinary hospitality of the Nansang Sect.]
[Task Reward: Physical Improvement: 10% increase in Comprehension; 1 random ability; 100 system currency]
Lin Li, who was about to point out the direction of the toilet immediately, raised his brows slightly when he saw the task that popped up.
The task is easy to understand, and the completion indicator is a progress bar.
After quickly reading it, Lin Li knew what he should do now.
Lin Li looked at the boy: "Hello OvO."
Seeing Lin Li suddenly wearing an innocent smile, the boy paused, but before he could utter "You too," Lin Li enthusiastically interrupted him:
"As for the restroom, the nearest one is right here. I'll take you there."
"Ah? You still want to take me there? No need, classmate. Just point me in a direction and I can find it myself. It's too much trouble to take me there."
When the boy saw that Lin Li was going to lead the way himself, he immediately waved his hand with a sense of regret.
But looking at the progress bar that was already moving slightly forward, how could Lin Li agree?
"It's no trouble. I'm free. And no matter what, you are all guests of Nansang Middle School. How can you treat us so casually? This is not our Nansang way of hospitality. Come, follow me."
Lin Li waved his hand and walked forward, signaling the other party to follow without saying anything.
"Then... thank you!" Unable to refuse the kindness, the boy nodded gratefully, "Thank you so much for troubling you!"
"It's okay, just follow me. There is a staircase here. Be careful not to trip and drown in the fountain." Lin Li walked in front, leading the way like a butler, and gave instructions at the same time.
Boy: “…”
The pool in this fountain is only about 30 to 40 centimeters high. It would take a lot of carelessness to drown someone there.
The reason why Lin Li said this was because he was testing the system and had been paying attention to the changes in the growth rate of the system progress bar.
And these caring words can actually speed up the process slightly.
"Classmate, which school are you from?" Lin Li looked at the boy.
"I'm from Puchun No. 1 Middle School."
"Puchun No. 1 Middle School, I've heard of it many times. My math teacher often mentions your school, saying that your students are of high quality, with good grades and high qualities."
lie.
In fact, Xue Jian only ever compared himself with those private middle schools or Pingjiang No. 1 and No. 2 Middle Schools, but this did not prevent Lin Li from making up stories to compliment them.
"Haha, it's definitely not as good as your Nanyi Middle School." The other party also praised each other.
"Classmate, what's your name and how do you address me?"
"My name is Zhang Jing. What's your name, classmate?"
"My name is Bai Bufan, you can just call me Bufan." Lin Li introduced himself sincerely.
Lin Li felt that it was all the system's fault. After all, if the system hadn't told him to be extraordinarily enthusiastic, he wouldn't have chosen this name.
"Hello, Bai."
Zhang Jing was obviously not that familiar and still addressed Lin Li by his surname.
"Student Zhang, are you going to the senior or junior school?" Lin Li did not correct the question, but returned to the main topic. Seeing that Zhang Jing seemed a little surprised by his words, he smiled and explained:
"I will guide you in different directions based on your needs."
"Is there any difference?"
"If it's a small one, then go to the closest one. If it's a large one, I recommend going to the administration building. It has relatively high-quality toilets and exhaust fans like those at Nansang Middle School, and will give you a restroom experience like at home."
Lin Li explained to Zhang Jing gently.
Zhang Jing: “(☉o☉)!”
So thoughtful.
Nansang is worthy of being the No. 1 middle school in the county. The quality of its students is obviously better than that of the No. 1 middle school in the town. They actually consider these aspects!
What a pity! If I had scored 10 more points in the high school entrance exam, I could have entered this school and become an alumnus of Bai Bufan.
Maybe if I'm lucky, we can even be classmates.
What a pity.
"Student Bai, I just want to pee, so this one will do. Thank you." Zhang Jing nodded heavily, looking slightly touched.
"Okay, then continue walking with me this way. There are steps ahead, be careful not to fall." Lin Li nodded gently.
Taking Zhang Jing into the teaching building, they soon arrived at the door of the toilet on the first floor.
"Thank you, Mr. Bai, thank you for your trouble!" After seeing the toilet, Zhang Jing even bowed 60 degrees to Lin Li.
Lin Li dodged the bow and waved his hand: "This is what I should do."
Then, Lin Li took out a pack of tissues from his pocket, took out another one, and handed it to Zhang Jing: "Here, classmate Zhang, this is the tissue I prepared for you."
Zhang Jing was slightly stunned, took the tissue, and said with some confusion: "Thank you, but I'm just going to the toilet, not the toilet..."
Lin Li bowed slightly, maintaining the impeccable demeanor of a butler, his tone gentle and steady:
"I know, but Mr. Zhang, precisely because it's a small trumpet, I only provide you with one. We boys also have to protect our hands when we go out.
You should know that if the trace amount of urine remaining at the end of the urinary system is not properly treated, it will easily breed bacteria and increase the risk of urinary tract infection due to long-term infiltration, especially in places where public facilities are frequently used.
A piece of thin paper, a piece of peace of mind."
Zhang Jing: “(；☉_☉)?”
Thoughtful! So thoughtful!
Zhang Jing was a little confused by this overly professional explanation, but subconsciously thought it was pretty cool, and nodded: "I see, it's worthy of being a top-tier high school. That makes sense, thank you!"
Nansang Middle School, so awesome!
Zhang Jing felt a little longing and regretful about his own grades. Thinking about these things in his mind, he walked into the bathroom clutching a tissue.
Zhang Jing turned on the faucet and prepared to wash his hands to show his respect for Nansang Middle School, but he noticed out of the corner of his eye that Lin Li had not left.
"Hey, classmate Bai, aren't you going to do your own thing?" Zhang Jing looked up and asked with some confusion.
Upon hearing this, Lin Li's gentle and polite voice echoed in the toilet again:
"At Nansang Middle School, hospitality is not about being perfunctory. We must see that problems are resolved. This is the school motto passed down from generation to generation. It is our duty and obligation."
"So, Mr. Zhang, I will be waiting outside the door the entire time you pee. If you need any assistance, please feel free to call me."
Zhang Jing: “(；☉_☉)?”
Zhang Jing turned off the faucet and looked at the upright Lin Li with some confusion and hesitation: "Help? Going to the toilet...what kind of help can I get?"
Lin Li kept a sincere smile on his face, and nodded slightly with some complacency, as if he was waiting for Zhang Jing to speak.
Lin Li cleared his throat. Nansang Middle School's passion field was being fully developed.
“That’s natural, and the service is very comprehensive, covering a variety of assistance needs when you use the toilet.
First, control auxiliary services.
If you need to maintain a specific posture to avoid splashing, but don’t want to do it yourself, I can provide professional external force to ensure that the flow is accurately directed to the target area.”
"Of course, you don't have to worry about hygiene issues. Our school has naturally taken this into consideration."
Lin Li reached into his pocket and took out a pack of white disposable plastic gloves.
With smooth and graceful movements, Lin Li put the gloves on his hands slowly and leisurely, then showed his hands: "Clean and worry-free, hygiene guaranteed~"
Zhang Jing: “(☉_☉)?”
Wait, wait a minute.
Zhang Jing was stunned when he saw the snow-white gloves.
What, well, anyway, things seem to be...something wrong?
Lin Li seemed oblivious to his shock and continued to list gently:
“Second, soothing guidance services.
When you are in a completely new toilet environment and have occasional difficulty urinating due to nervousness or lack of toilet familiarity, commonly known as being unable to urinate, I can softly hum a soothing melody of your choice.
Research has shown that certain rhythms can help relax the sphincter and improve the urination process.”
"The playlist includes classic nursery rhymes and light music, and we also accept song requests. I'm Bai Moumou, known as the Chinese Little Song Library."
Zhang Jing stood there stiffly: "Huh?"
His brain no longer allowed him to say anything other than interjections.
Lin Li's smile was gentle, and combined with his face, it was quite pleasing to the eye. But at this moment, Zhang Jing was not sure if there was any human in front of him.
But, it’s not over yet.
“Third, cross-regional linkage services.
When I observe other users approaching the toilet area, I will notify you.
If it is a man, I will give you a prompt of "You can continue" or "His is very big, please hide" according to his purpose.
If it's a woman, I'll give you a reminder based on her appearance, such as "You can continue your homework" or "Stop peeing and come out to see the pretty girl first."
Seeing that Zhang Jing didn't react this time, Lin Li glanced at the actively advancing task progress bar and continued to speak:
“Fourth, ultimate health protection.
Even though we have tissues, it's still difficult to avoid the possibility of germs remaining unwiped away, so we also provide an ultimate disinfection service."
Lin Li reached into his pocket and took out... a lighter.
But it is not an ordinary lighter, but a powerful lighter. It is much larger than a regular lighter. When you press the switch, you can see the flame shooting straight up to a height of nearly ten centimeters. The flame is straight and will not sway due to the wind. It can almost be regarded as an ignition device.
"Lighter," Lin Li said the noun with a smile. He nodded at Zhang Jing and pointed out the disinfection method it represented: "High-temperature disinfection."
Lin Li felt that his enthusiasm was like a fire.
But one fire is not enough.
Lin Li took out another bottle of colorless liquid:
"75% ethanol solution, alcohol disinfection method."
Lin Li took out a bottle of slightly yellowish liquid:
"80% sulfuric acid aqueous solution, chemical disinfection method."
Seeing Lin Li's hands still reaching into his pockets, Zhang Jing's mouth twitched and his pupils trembled. At this moment, he suspected that Lin Li was wearing yoga pants with infinite space inside. Otherwise, how could he keep taking things out without having any fun!
Under Zhang Jing's gaze, Lin Li took out a pair of scissors:
"Scissors, physical disinfection method."
After taking the scissors, Lin Li finally stopped and said to Zhang Jing apologetically, "I'm sorry, I only brought these tools today. If you give me some time to prepare, there are more disinfection methods for you to choose from."
It is indeed a pity.
Because most of Lin Li's things were in the "Lihuo Yangjian Gourd", but this magic weapon was too big to be taken out quietly from his pocket. Now, what he took out were the daily necessities that he usually kept in the "Qiankun Ring".
——Concentrated sulfuric acid is certainly not a daily necessity. In fact, it is not even found in the "Lihuo Yangjian Gourd". The one just taken out is fake, used to fool fools.
If you took out a bottle of clear liquid for no apparent reason and said it was concentrated sulfuric acid, no one would believe you.
But Lin Li thought that considering what he had done from the beginning to the present, Zhang Jing would probably believe it.
"But these four are enough to ensure that you don't have to worry about any bacterial infection after using the toilet." Lin Li calmed down his emotions, resumed his enthusiastic student identity, and looked at Zhang Jing who had been silent.
Zhang Jing: ☉_☉.
I feel a little dead.
Zhang Jing is a little uncertain now. Did he die in a car accident on the way to Nansang Middle School without knowing it?
This must be the underworld, right?
Otherwise there is no way to explain what is happening now.
Facing Lin Li's smile, Zhang Jing swallowed his saliva and then pinched his thigh.
Your mom, it hurts so much.
Buhao, it seems that he is neither dead nor asleep. This is reality!
It might as well have been a dream. When Zhang Jing realized this, his expression quickly turned into great shock and fear: "Stop! Stop! Stop!"
He looked at the man in front of him, Mr. Bai, who had a sincere face, was wearing disposable gloves and seemed ready to step into the cubicle at any time. A huge chill went up from the soles of his feet to the top of his head.
Nan, Nansang Middle School, so, so scary!
"No! No thanks! Thank you! Mr. Bai! You're great, really! You're great! Especially great! But I really don't need any service!
I, I, I just want to pee simply. If it gets infected, it’s okay. It’s really okay…”
Zhang Jing's voice trembled slightly, almost like a roar, and his face was pale.
To be honest, Zhang Jing didn't feel like peeing anymore. He just wanted to make sure that after finishing the exam today, he had not undergone any disinfection method.
I really want to run away.
But he stayed at the thinking stage because he didn't dare.
To escape, Zhang Jing needs to go through Lin Li. He is worried that his behavior will completely infuriate the other party, causing Lin Li to break up with him and force him to disinfect himself.
"Can I, can I, Mr. Bai, Brother Bufan, please, I just want to pee..."
Lin Li had originally given Zhang Jing the paper to wipe his urine, but now Zhang Jing was using it to wipe his sweat, and he begged.
"Of course, any service is based on your needs. If you don't need it, I won't force you to provide it."
Lin Li continued to serve with a smile, and seemed a little surprised by Zhang Jing's reaction, and said with a smile.
But what does Lin Li's smiling service, which he has been carrying out till now, probably equate to in Zhang Jing's eyes?
"Patient Zhang Jing: Hello, nurse. How is my illness?"
"Nurse Lin Li: You're going to die, hahahahahaha ()~"
"Family member Zhang Jing: Hello, doctor, you're finally out. How's my family member's surgery going?"
"Doctor Lin Li: Ahahahahahahaha, here comes the corpse ()~"
It's very scary.
(End of this chapter)
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