
System: Your second uncle and second aunt are playing a "xianren tiao" (honey trap) outside. Do you want to go watch the fun?
Jiang Nan was overjoyed: Good, good, I've wanted to teach those two a lesson for a long time.
System: The original female lead is here, do you want to go see her?
Jiang Nan's eyes sparkled: Of course! Is the female lead especially beautiful, captivating, and surrounded by constant drama?
Until one day...
System 2.0 weakly said: Uh, there seems to be a main mission. Find the unresolved plot hole from the original book, which is the mastermind behind the Tongzilou explosion ten years later...
Jiang Nan: I've been eating melons for two months, and you're just remembering this now? Is that mission absolutely necessary?
System 2.0 nodded and announced that the 1.0 male host, after eating a shocking melon, was killed by an emperor and reborn next door...
Jiang Nan was furious: So eating melons comes with risks, huh?
System 2.0 fiddled with its fingers: It's not like that. Back in 1.0, it was still young and ignorant, and didn't know that small melons were better. But host, don't worry, the system has upgraded to 2.0. This batch of hosts are all minor characters, and the melons are all small melons, so there's no life-threatening danger.
Jiang Nan felt the system was insulting her, but she had no evidence. So she followed up with a demand: Can I not do the main mission then?
System 2.0: No...