"They call him an ancient god, but he's just a dog-headed man who eats a lot. What good is his size? If being big were really useful, then the ancient dinosaurs wouldn't have all died out!"
Having seen dinosaur fossils in museums, Joey found this dog-headed ancient god to be far too petty. If it's called a god, shouldn't it at least have some kind of demon like the White Bone Demon to set the tone?
"roar!"
The kobold in the flames roared as it saw Joey walking toward it.
The priests by the fire and the kobolds around them all knelt down and prostrated themselves on the ground, showing that they still held reverence for this ancient god.
No, there's still one kobold that hasn't knelt down yet, that old dog named WaWa.
He was holding a small bone knife in his hand, jumping around excitedly, shouting "Dig, dig!"
The head of the ancient kobold emerged from the flames first, followed by its two feet.
His entire body was fully displayed in front of Joey.
"Hahaha...hahaha..."
After seeing the full appearance of the ancient god, Joey could no longer control his emotions and burst into laughter, clutching his stomach.
This ancient god was originally thought to be a giant six meters tall, but it turned out to be just a big-headed doll with a disproportionately large body and limbs. In reality, he was only a little over two meters tall, probably not even as tall as Yao Ming. He just looked a little stronger than the average dog-headed man.
"This is your ancient god? Your ancient god is so ugly!"
"With his top-heavy proportions, I feel like he's about to collapse to the ground any second now!"
Joey no longer bothered to hide his thoughts and launched into a tirade of mockery at the big-headed doll.
I'm going to eat you!
Joey's laughter and words undoubtedly angered the big-headed doll in front of him. He made a clenching motion in the air, and a huge blunt stone weapon appeared in his hand.
Void summoning weapon?
It has to be said, that move was really cool, and Joey finally started to acknowledge this ancient god kobold to some extent.
"Can you teach me this move? I don't know what it does, but it's so cool!"
As long as it looks cool, who cares about its practicality?
"I'm going to smash your head, rip out your heart, and throw it, smeared with your brains, into my mouth!"
The big-headed doll angrily charged at Joey.
"Meow!"
A familiar meow came from Joey's arms.
Little Black poked its head out, licked its front paws, and looked calmly at the big-headed doll in front of it.
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