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Xia Yiqian, a little zombie who dreams of cultivating into a human, sleeps for 5000 years. Upon waking, she finds a wealthy benefactor to build her a temple. She aims to collect faith to achieve humanity sooner.

However, she discovers the entire world has changed. People in this era not only disbelieve in gods and Buddhas, but also dress provocatively, with skirts not covering their ankles. They speak explicitly, even shouting to strangers, "Brother, I love you, I'll bear your monkeys!"

Xia Yiqian is greatly astonished. Yet, to hasten her cultivation, she must enter the entertainment industry to gather faith, relying on the metaphysical methods she overheard for a millennium at the number one Daoist temple during its golden age to earn everyone's trust.

Initially:

Netizen A: No way? What era is this? Does anyone still believe in feudal superstitions? Aren't you afraid of being arrested?

Netizen B: Having a strong backer isn't so great, is it? Someone like you, who relies on rich patrons to get ahead, will always be a nobody!

Netizen C: This woman actually said my idol is unfaithful and loving him will lead to families being ruined. I @#*...!

Soon after, netizens witnessed unscientific things live on stream. Many business tycoons scrambled to offer her resources. If it weren't for a protective charm she casually drew, a certain celebrity's fan support vehicle would have plunged down a cliff and been smashed to pieces.

Everyone: "Daddy!!!"

Xia Yiqian takes out a bundle of incense, her face stern and serious, asking: "Incense offerings? I'll provide the temple, just three times a day, no other offerings needed."

Huo Linxiao rubs his forehead, his voice helpless yet doting: "Don't mess around, the kids are hungry, let's go home and eat." Xia Yiqian: "How about we stop by the newly completed temple for an incense offering?"

Huo Linxiao: "Alright."