Completed2025-09-05
Su Lan was a sloth, living a peaceful life on a deserted island. One day, someone discovered Su Lan hanging on a branch, and people began to rush there to check her out. The Film Emperor: "This sloth is quite cute." The Internet Celebrity: "It's my first time seeing a live sloth, she's so soft and adorable, I want to pet her~" Su Lan hugged the rough tree trunk: Don't want to bother, absolutely don't want to bother. Accidentally, Su Lan made eye contact with the Film Emperor and started gossiping – "The Film Emperor chatted with 108 girls in one night, and for the Mid-Autumn Festival, he mass-sent blessings. With one slip of his hand, he pulled all his \"fish\" into one group chat." "The fish pond exploded!" "Every girl he met gave him a slap, his nose implant was knocked crooked, he couldn't appear on screen, and had to rest at home for half a year..." Su Lan: Oh wow, serves him right. Su Lan discovered that as long as she stared into a person's eyes, she could see all sorts of gossip. Su-Loves-Gossip-Lan: *Burp*
Su Lan woke up and found herself transformed into an unknown, eighteenth-tier female celebrity in an island survival variety show. Bad news: She started out owing 100 million in contract termination fees. Good news: If she perseveres for 100 days, she can win a prize of 100 million. Su Lan: Isn't this... an easy win? Su Lan lived a leisurely life, sleeping in trees and gossiping under them. She was completely unaware that the live broadcast room had already exploded. Su Lan's inner voice: "The Film Emperor and the Internet Celebrity are a scumbag man and a green tea bitch. The boomerang may be late, but it will never be absent." Immediately after, the Film Emperor and the Internet Celebrity tore each other apart and broke up, shooting to the top of the hot search. Their endorsements were canceled, and their TV series were suspended. Su Lan gasped: "The popular young idol had an outdoor tryst, and his partner turned out to be the boss's wife." That night, the boss arrived on a speedboat, heading straight to the deserted island to catch them in the act. Su Lan complained: "The male singer offers himself to his sugar mommy outside, and at home, he emotionally abuses his wife, blaming the marital breakdown entirely on his wife checking his phone." Later, the singer's concert tickets were heavily refunded, and the female sugar mommy sued him for fraud... Su Lan's inner thoughts went directly to the bullet comments. But she didn't know it.
She is a soft, adorable, highly capable female celebrity with a gossip system, paired with a reborn, seemingly innocent but actually ruthless top idol with an intelligence system.