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Heavens! The National Master Has Another New Invention Completed

Heavens! Immortal Master Lu can summon rainbows with a casual wave of his hand!

Heavens! Immortal Master Lu has refined a magical treasure called the Thousand-Mile Eye!

Heavens! Immortal Master Lu ascended during the day sitting in a hot air balloon!

Little Prince: Master, for Father's birthday banquet, I want to give him a sarira.

Lu Chen: Go look in the box. I remember last time I burned quite a few from the leftover bones after eating chicken.

White Lotus Cult: We're all half-colleagues, so why be so harsh on each other?

Lu Chen: Who the hell is colleagues with you? Laozi is a scientist!

Imperial Censor: Demonic Daoist, how can treating illness involve cutting open the belly?

Lu Chen: Don't ask. If you ask, it's immortal technique!

Emperor: My dear subject, is this Grand Canal of Beijing to Hangzhou really a man-made dragon vein? They all say it's exhausting the people and wasting resources.

Lu Chen: The positive impacts of the Grand Canal of Beijing to Hangzhou are detailed in the history textbook for seventh grade, lower volume.

I originally wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but you insist on treating me as a demonic Daoist. Fine, no more pretending. I'm an immortal—I'm coming clean!

I want to build the Star-Picking Tower. I want to send people overseas to seek the elixir of immortality. I want to launch a sheep-eats-man campaign on the grasslands. I want to personally enter the game to win half a move against heaven! I want to show you that even a demonic Daoist can prosper the nation!

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