
Heavens! Immortal Master Lu can summon rainbows with a casual wave of his hand!
Heavens! Immortal Master Lu has refined a magical treasure called the Thousand-Mile Eye!
Heavens! Immortal Master Lu ascended during the day sitting in a hot air balloon!
Little Prince: Master, for Father's birthday banquet, I want to give him a sarira.
Lu Chen: Go look in the box. I remember last time I burned quite a few from the leftover bones after eating chicken.
White Lotus Cult: We're all half-colleagues, so why be so harsh on each other?
Lu Chen: Who the hell is colleagues with you? Laozi is a scientist!
Imperial Censor: Demonic Daoist, how can treating illness involve cutting open the belly?
Lu Chen: Don't ask. If you ask, it's immortal technique!
Emperor: My dear subject, is this Grand Canal of Beijing to Hangzhou really a man-made dragon vein? They all say it's exhausting the people and wasting resources.
Lu Chen: The positive impacts of the Grand Canal of Beijing to Hangzhou are detailed in the history textbook for seventh grade, lower volume.
I originally wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but you insist on treating me as a demonic Daoist. Fine, no more pretending. I'm an immortal—I'm coming clean!
I want to build the Star-Picking Tower. I want to send people overseas to seek the elixir of immortality. I want to launch a sheep-eats-man campaign on the grasslands. I want to personally enter the game to win half a move against heaven! I want to show you that even a demonic Daoist can prosper the nation!