CompletedSynopsis: I am a CEO. I control the global economic lifeline, owning over three hundred companies spanning various fields such as film and television, real estate, fisheries, animal husbandry, and oil. I am incredibly handsome, with perfect eight-pack abs and an impressive height. Every day, I wake up in a mansion covering thousands of square meters, with hundreds of people serving me. Everything is perfect.
Until one day, a woman in a white dress tried to extort me with a fake accident. Before my assistant could speak, she furiously yelled at me, "I don't want your money!" I found it inexplicable and, taking out my dash cam footage, sent her to the police station.
However, I didn't expect that this was just the beginning. Clumsy pure white rabbits, little confused ones who almost went wild in the wrong room, top-tier 'sea kings' (playboys/manipulators) playing hard to get, big shots attempting to force their way, universally beloved characters everyone loves... Overnight, my side was filled with many strange people.
I am very unhappy. It's getting cold. Let them all go bankrupt.
Note:
CP: Assistant (Gong) × CEO (Shou)
The strange people around the CEO are not limited by gender, identity, methods, or species, completely letting loose. So this novel is also named "The CEO's XX Defense Battle."
First-person narrative in the main text.
Content Tags: Supernatural, System, Hilarious, Silly, Anti-trope, Charismatic Protagonist
Main Characters: CEO, Assistant
A sentence summary: It's getting cold, the strategists should go bankrupt.
Concept: Staying true to oneself leads to ultimate success.