CompletedQu Shiyao, known in the jianghu as "Crazy Qu." If she saw two men fighting over her, she'd roll up her sleeves and join the fray, aiming for a three-way chaotic battle!
Working herself to death and receiving a sudden death gift package, she reopened her eyes to find herself transmigrated into a tragic female lead in an old-fashioned CEO novel.
The system patted its chest: "The plot is super simple! Catch the infidelity – drink away sorrows – sleep with the CEO – then begin the heart-wrenching, lung-torturing pursuit and crematorium scenario!"
Qu Shiyao picked her ears: "That's it? An overtime dog's specialty is – high (crazy) efficiency (collapse) process (plot)!"
So – At the infidelity scene, she slapped him a few times: "I don't want this man anymore!"
Prepared for an abusive romance? She hooked the original vicious female antagonist with her left hand and the male lead's childhood sweetheart with her right: "Why fight?! Let's go for hotpot; the sisters' gathering can't do without you two!"
The legally ignorant CEO gave a wicked smile: "Woman, you have successfully caught my attention."
Qu Shiyao immediately dialed 110: "Comrade police, it's this person! Tax evasion, illegal detention, disturbing the market..."
The original readers collectively broke down: "Help! What about the promised deep, abusive love? How did the female lead take the initiative to send the CEO to the station to get silver handcuffs?!"
Qu Shiyao: "Love-struck? Even dogs don't date! Sending scumbags to prison to step on the sewing machine is the ultimate happy ending I've decided upon!"
System: "Host, stop! This is not an abusive romance at all—"
Reading tips: Younger male pursuing older female. Don't panic when things happen, call the police first. Mainly plot-driven, less romance. Content tags: Book Transmigration, Rebirth, Satisfying Ending, Sand Sculpture, Lighthearted, Underage Romance, System, CEO, Anti-Trope, Spoiler.