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After hitting his head, Chi Qi made two new discoveries.

New discovery one: He is actually a cannon fodder villain in a popular novel on a certain green-colored app.

New discovery two: He has triggered a certain buff, and wherever he goes, he is bound to hear a flood of gossip (melons).

Chi Qi: Wow! This is great!

I can eat melons anytime, anywhere!

At the same time, Chi Qi's family members also learned a shocking secret.

He/she can read minds!

The overbearing CEO older brother brought Chi Qi to the company. Just as they stepped out of the elevator, a familiar inner voice was heard.

[Tsk, Big Brother's secretary is really hiding his true self.]

The overbearing CEO older brother's expression changed drastically: "!!!"

What hidden true self? Could it be that he is a spy sent by a rival company?

Just as he became vigilant, speculating about business conspiracies.

[He's actually a cross-dressing big shot! He even once worked overtime and didn't have time, so he hid in the pantry to livestream in the middle of the night.]

Overbearing CEO older brother: ...

The popular actress second sister asked Chi Qi to deliver something to her at the film set. On the way to the dressing room, the two encountered the male lead's secret boyfriend.

Chi Qi clicked his tongue in amazement.

[This face, this figure! Playing pure love in this big dyeing vat (entertainment circle), eight-pack abs digging wild vegetables, enduring hardships for him, taking the blame for him, wishing him happiness without asking for anything in return... It's not me saying it, but what exactly are you after?]

Second sister: "!!"

[Oh, no, he has already woken up. He rushed to the set today precisely to expose the male lead's true colors.]

Chi Qi realized belatedly.

[Doesn't that mean I can eat melons (gossip) on the front line!]

Second sister's eyes lit up, why not?

Not only that, she even fanned the flames, let the storm come more fiercely~

＊

Because of a master's words, Mom's best friend sought out Chi Qi, "I'll give you five million! The request isn't high, just talk to my son!"

As a contemporary young man with good morals, Chi Qi (eyes lit up at the sight of money) (crossed out—, duty-bound and without hesitation) agreed, "Deal!"

Arriving at the hospital room, Chi Qi saw the handsome man lying on the hospital bed.

[I directly: Hi! Husband!]

How can someone perfectly fit his aesthetic preferences?

Xie Mu became a vegetable, lying unresponsive in bed. For some reason, he connected to Chi Qi's brainwaves and found it quite amusing to listen to his daily complaints.

[What? The "creditor" actually helped the beautiful actress, who was being flamed by the entire internet, find her biological parents. The billionaire shed tears, "However much money is owed, I'll give it all to you!"]

[Exciting! The Tao family's second young master knocks on his sister-in-law's door on time every night. Wow! Occasionally, he also climbs windows.]

[Woohoo, wonderful! Hurry up and release the follow-up!]

Until one day.

Chi Qi reached for his trouser belt—

[Husband, I really want to strip you naked.]

Xie Mu: "?"

For the sake of his reputation, he used all his strength to open his eyes, and their gazes met.

Chi Qi: "..."

[Holy crap! The vegetable faked his death!]

Small Theater.

After getting together, one day, at night.

Chi Qi couldn't sleep because he had only eaten half a melon (gossip). Tossing and turning, he woke up the person lying beside him.

Xie Mu: "Can't sleep?"

Chi Qi: "Yeah, yeah!"

Xie Mu: "Good, don't sleep then, let's do something else."

Chi Qi: "...?"

That's not what I meant!

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Reading Tips:

Both physically and mentally pure 1v1, silly sweet story~

Paragraph comments are open without restrictions, welcome to comment~

Brainless sweet text, basically no logic, please deposit your brain with me first. If you feel your intelligence is offended, sumimasen, I apologize first.

Internet memes will appear, if you mind, please don't enter.

There is a male supporting character with very few scenes who gets pregnant, if you mind, please don't enter.

The cover is a private commission.

Completed, will occasionally fix typos and revise.

There will be bonus extras

Synopsis: [Main story completed]

Lin Shuge is a master's student in ancient literature, juggling his graduation thesis and civil service exams. Who knew that he would wake up in an unknown dynasty.

Looking at his impoverished home and his sallow and thin younger siblings, Lin Shuge could only pick up his books and continue on the path of civil service exams, becoming a minor official in a small border county. Well, at least this job has regular hours and is a government position.

The county government still used bamboo slips for official business, so he improved papermaking techniques and invented printing, earning praise from leaders and colleagues; the border was bitterly cold and food was scarce, so he built water conservancy projects, improved the soil, and introduced good varieties, turning the small border town into a granary on the frontier; foreign tribes invaded, so he built city walls, developed new weapons, and guarded the border's safety. Unexpectedly, he rose from a minor border official to a commandery governor.

From a minor official to the head of a commandery, Lin Shuge felt that everything was going smoothly. There was only one unexpected thing: he picked up an injured little cub.

After the little cub recovered, he was obedient and capable, always following him around and never disobeying anything he said. After growing up, he won every battle, was invincible, and even broke through enemy lines like splitting bamboo, repelling the invading foreign tribes.

Lin Shuge was gratified; he hadn't picked up such an obedient and outstanding younger brother for nothing.

Until one time, Lin Shuge saw him kill someone with a single fatal stab, his eyes cold and gloomy, "How dare you covet someone I wouldn't even dare to touch?"

The person killed had a wretched appearance and had just offended Lin Shuge.

Gu Chen came from a prominent background. His grandfather was one of the Three Excellencies, and his father and brothers all held high positions. Unexpectedly, they were framed for rebellion, their family was destroyed, and only he remained, hiding his identity and fleeing to the northwest, where he was saved by Lin Shuge.

Gu Chen watched him rise from a minor official to a frontier governor, everything he did was for the people.

To him, Lin Shuge was like the moon, not as intense as the sun, but gentle and powerful. And he was audacious enough to want to monopolize this moonlight.

Lin Shuge was too good, so good that he always wanted to test his bottom line. As a result of testing and testing... he was kicked out of bed.

Lin Shuge: Xie Chen, know your limits!

Gu Chen, aggrieved: But brother, tonight is our wedding night.

Lin Shuge: Then you can't be so... don't do this next time.

Xie Chen: I was wrong, brother. (Will dare again next time)

The next day, Lin Shuge rubbed his sore waist, sigh, who made him too soft-hearted.

Gentle and resilient beauty shou × Green tea, jealous, younger wolf cub gong

Reading Guide:

The background of this article refers to the Han Dynasty, with many private settings. Please do not be a stickler for historical accuracy (bows).

Younger gong, the gong is three years younger than the shou. If you mind, please don't read.

...

Upcoming novel: "All the Officials in the Court Are My Students", babies who like it, please collect.

Shen Xiyan transmigrated to a fictional dynasty and became a private tutor. He also bound the "I Am a Good Teacher System", but this system was also unreliable, throwing him something and then disappearing.

Shen Xiyan thought: Could this be the golden finger?

He happily opened it and saw inside: "Barefoot Doctor's Manual", "Militia Military Training Manual", "Friend of Dual-Use Talents for Military and Civilian Purposes", the famous three divine books for transmigration.

Just as he was about to show his skills and teach well, he found that the original owner was a pervert who liked to fantasize about his students. The victim was the famous ice prince of the academy.

To avoid suspicion, he treated other students: cared for them, educated them meticulously. If their minds weren't on studying, he let them learn military strategy and mechanics; if their personalities were too soft, he comforted them and let them learn to heal and save people; if they liked socializing, he let them learn various business laws and experiences.

Towards the ice prince: avoided him at all times, tried to appear in the same space as little as possible.

Everything was peaceful. Unexpectedly, troubled times arose, and heroes emerged. One of the students he taught became an invincible general, one became a strategist who devised master plans, one became a wealthy merchant, one became a divine doctor who saved lives, and the most powerful all-rounder became the emperor who expelled foreign tribes and established a prosperous age.

Shen Xiyan felt that he should retire with honor and find a place to live out his old age. But who knew that the black dragon robe flashed before his eyes, and the ice prince who became emperor grabbed his hand, his tone gloomy: "Sir, you have always avoided me before, where are you going to hide now?"

Shen Xiyan felt guilty and helpless, and could only agree to be his imperial tutor. But what he didn't expect was that the boy wanted him to be the empress.

Upright and optimistic teacher shou × Paranoid and scheming student gong

Content tags: Commoner life, Transmigration through time and space, Farming, Refreshing text, Growth, Infrastructure

Lin Shuge (Huaiting), Xie Chen (Zhongxuan), Lin Xuan, Lin Qingyuan

Other: Farming, Infrastructure

One-sentence summary: My husband was picked up.

Intention: Improve people's livelihood and benefit the people.

[Tsundere, cold and aloof attacker & beautiful, ambitious, cute receiver] Fang Xin transmigrated, becoming a cannon fodder character with not many scenes. He took stock of his sins: hopelessly in love with the male lead, bad acting but loves acting, jealous and can't stand the men and women around the male lead.

Since that's the case, then he'll abandon these and become a capable actor, being heartless and loveless is the way to go.

Early stage: This Fang Xin is disgusting wherever he goes, a jinx!

Later stage: Who doesn't want to be in Xin Ge's drama? It's definitely going to be a hit! Everyone who had once spurned Fang Xin couldn't help but change their minds. Even the person Fang Xin had chased relentlessly but couldn't catch couldn't help but say:

"Fang Xin, liking you is my business, but who you like is also my business."

Lù Zhīlán, a hardcore animal lover, binds with an animal rescue system and is struck by lightning, transported to a distant alien world. All he has at the start is a rundown house and a mute black cat.

To complete his mission, he opens a pet rehabilitation clinic, aided by a healing ability granted by the system. The system’s shop contains a variety of pet-related items, but there's also a peculiar freebie labeled "For Humans Only." Since it’s free, he redeems it without hesitation, unknowingly unlocking a whole new world of gossip.

One day, a cold-faced yet strikingly handsome young man opens a pet rehabilitation clinic in Old District 07. Offering free services for the first three days, the entire neighborhood flocks to check it out—whether they own pets or not.

At first, everyone assumes the doctor is just a reserved and skilled veterinarian—until they realize they can hear his inner thoughts.

【Oh wow, this Husky’s owner is truly something else. The dog sprained its leg because its owner, out of sheer curiosity, tried to scoop something out of the toilet with a spoon. The dog panicked and tackled them to stop it…】

The Husky’s owner freezes in shock, face turning pale. How does the doctor know this?!

Even worse, as they turn their head, they see their neighbors staring at them in utter disbelief.

Before they can defend themselves, the doctor’s mind continues to spill the tea:

【Wow, this guy is a total scumbag. Living in his girlfriend’s house, spending her money, and secretly keeping a side chick. Pretends to walk the dog every morning when he’s actually delivering breakfast to his mistress.】

【Oh? Turns out the mistress lives right across the street on the seventh floor. You two are literally doing a Romeo and Juliet act across the road, huh?】

The girlfriend glares at her sweating boyfriend before storming off to investigate. The guy turns ghostly pale—his life is over.

That day, everyone became a gossip connoisseur.

Unexpectedly, the rehabilitation clinic explodes in popularity. High-profile figures begin bringing their pets—not just for treatment, but to dig up dirt on their rivals or to get ahead of the latest scandals.

Meanwhile, Lù Zhīlán remains oblivious. "Why are there so many people here?"

—

Jǐng Miǎo, a high-ranking general, is ambushed during a mission and wakes up trapped in the body of a cat. A young man rescues him and, much to his dismay, smothers him with affection daily.

Later, when Jǐng Miǎo finally regains his human form and returns home, he finds Lù Zhīlán happily cuddling another cat.

Expressionless, he strides over, places Lù Zhīlán’s hand on his own head, and silently shoves the other cat aside.

Lù Zhīlán, confused: "General, do you need something?"

But his inner voice says: 【Still, kittens are the best… so fluffy, hehe…】

That night, Jǐng Miǎo pins Lù Zhīlán down on the bed, his gaze dark and intense. "So, who’s better?"

—

Themes: A lighthearted, fun story about gossip, pets, and a budding romance.

Moral: Humans and animals, hand in paw, build a better world together.

After dreaming of his future wife being cruelly mistreated, Cheng Yan becomes so furious that he abandons his title as a prince.

Upon finding his fragile, pitiful, and helpless wife, Cheng Yan has only one thought: to spoil him! Oh, and to chop down anyone who dares to bully him!

But as time passes, Cheng Yan watches his wife punching enemies and kicking zombies, and sighs internally. While it's great that his wife has grown stronger, he kind of misses the soft, clingy, and coquettish version of his spouse.

Highlights:

Starts with a max-level overlord as the male lead (gong), who later becomes a god-like dragon.

Features a growth arc for the other protagonist (shou).

Includes elements of transmigration, rebirth, and "transmigration into a novel."

Written from the male lead's perspective but balances both gong and shou viewpoints.

Themes: Protecting and treasuring loved ones, even in a dangerous world.

Lin Nanjing transmigrates into a clichéd harem drama novel as the emperor’s close eunuch—a role destined for cannon fodder.

Good news: He’s temporarily not in life-threatening danger.

Bad news: He’s a fake eunuch, and if discovered, it’s off with his head.

Lin Nanjing: "..."

Holding scissors, he trembles slightly.

"I can’t do it… I just can’t."

In the imperial study, Emperor Li Chengqian rages after receiving a petition from the general asking him to take concubines and secure heirs.

“When did I ever need him to dictate whom I favor in the harem?”

The courtiers immediately kneel in panic. Meanwhile, Lin Nanjing kneels while furiously ranting in his mind:

[Power-hungry much? The audacity to suggest the emperor take concubines—you must have a death wish!]

Li Chengqian nods secretly, appreciating this little eunuch’s perceptiveness.

Suddenly, inspiration strikes:

[Wait, there’s a deeper reason here!]

[Wow! So it turns out the general has secretly harbored feelings for the emperor! Unable to serve him directly as a man, he sent his sister to the palace instead.]

Li Chengqian’s expression cracks.

How dare he covet the imperial body?!

[He even kept the emperor’s worn socks under his pillow, treasuring the scent.]

Lin Nanjing is gleefully gossiping, but the emperor, enraged, slams the memorial and storms off to the general’s residence.

Lin Nanjing, confused: "Where’s he off to now?"

The Emperor: "Find! That! Sock!"

Li Chengqian prides himself on his devotion to his one true love.

Lin Nanjing: [Oh, please. More like a fragile, obsessive crush.]

Li Chengqian, annoyed: "Am I that kind of person?"

Lin Nanjing: [It’s because the emperor resembles his first love so much—no wonder his crush is so fixated.]

Li Chengqian: Stop! I don’t want to hear it anymore!

Between rumors of infidelity and replacement love, the dignified emperor becomes increasingly numb. Staring at the culprit’s handsome, fair face, his thoughts twist:

“Take him away! Twenty lashes!”

Lin Nanjing grows wary of the emperor’s “perverse” tendencies, constantly finding excuses to strip his pants and oversee punishment.

One day, he pleads shamelessly, "Your Majesty, could you please stop pulling down this servant’s trousers?"

Li Chengqian recalls the scene, his expression stern: "No."

Lin Nanjing: [Perverted dog emperor, why do you keep staring at a eunuch's… it’s already flat as a pancake!]

Li Chengqian smiles darkly. "Pervert? Let me show you real perversion."

Reading Notes:

Gossip-loving, snarky uke (Lin Nanjing) vs. Jealous, possessive emperor seme (Li Chengqian).

1v1 HE, lighthearted and humorous tone.

[Mind-bending Suspense + High-Energy Twists + Crime Investigation + Double Male Leads + Comedic & Lighthearted + Daily School Life]

I have a deskmate.

He is a really good person.

He gives his all to everyone.

【Mute bottom × Disabled top】【Marriage first, love later】【Secret crush realized】【Mutual healing】【Physiological attraction】

Su Pu has been mute since childhood, and hardship has followed him all his life.

Then one day, this illegitimate child—who was never allowed to be seen—was suddenly brought back into the family.

All because they wanted him to take his younger half-brother’s place…

to marry Li Jichuan—

the supposedly twisted, crippled tycoon infamous for playing with pretty boys.

—

On his first day in the Li household, Su Pu accidentally walked into the bathroom.

The man sitting in the wheelchair looked up at him, water beading down his body.

He flashed Su Pu a wicked smile.

“Lick it off.”

—

In his first month living there, Su Pu’s chronic insomnia disappeared.

The reason?

He’d gained a new, husband-shaped mattress.

—

Six months later, the little mute was frantically signing with both hands:

【No! You can’t!】

The man who was rumored to be violent and cold, with no desires or emotions, chuckled softly.

“Little Pu, were you cursing me?”

“I can’t understand it, so it doesn’t count…”

—

Later, Su Pu ran into his unlucky brother again.

Their fates had completely reversed.

He watched the once-arrogant brother act coy and seductive toward Li Jichuan.

Su Pu had barely finished a yawn before his feet suddenly lifted off the ground.

“Sleepy, Little Pu?”

He blinked.

“Go ahead. Sleep.”

The man who once shook the world handled him like something precious, settling Su Pu onto his lap and holding him close.

Then he looked at the posturing brother.

“Are you done performing?

Don’t disturb my Little Pu.”

—

The top’s disability will recover, and the little mute will slowly heal too.

Both clean, both each other’s first love.

Chen Qing’s life was very bitter, he was brought back as a husband with three taels of silver, but on the day he was brought back, his husband was forcibly recruited and he didn’t even meet him, so he ended up carrying a chicken.

Five years later, when the war was over, Chen Qing received news that his husband had been killed in the war and he was widowed.

His mother gave him half of his pension and asked him to remarry, but Chen Qing refused.

The quiet and very frightened Chen Qing organized his husband’s funeral and supported his shattered family.

The family owned two or three acres of good land and a small courtyard.

Just next door to a neighbor who had just returned from the battlefield, gazing deeply into his eyes.

Zhou Yuan returned from the battlefield, got three acres of land divided by the court, and settled in the village.

He was born tall, strong and sturdy, the villagers regarded him as a good son-in-law, but his eyes were only on the next-door neighbor’s widow, Chen Qing.

Spring wildlife, summer straw raincoat, autumn wild fruits, winter silver carbon.

And also sincerity.

Even the slowest Chen Qing understood what he meant, and he turned to his mother at home.

She looked at his mother, but his mother said, “People who have worked hard for half their lives have the right to pursue their own happiness.”

In the days that followed, the family of three was safe and happy.

Yan Jue, who quit his job early to retire at home, was recommended a child-rearing game by a friend.

It was said that this game not only has exquisite modeling and extremely high freedom, but also multiple hidden Easter eggs that guarantee no loss if invested in.

Yan Jue entered the game half-believing and half-doubting with a critical eye, only to be struck by the cute cubs and fall straight into the pit. He became completely immersed in the joy of raising cubs every day and couldn't extricate himself.

However, a month later, the situation took a sharp turn for the worse—

Q: What to do if gifts received in the game appear in reality? The kind of gift that's a two-meter-long fish with four human legs.

A: Of course, submit it to the country.

After submitting the game, Yan Jue thought he could happily be a salted fish tool person, but N months later, spiritual energy revived.

World anomalies occurred frequently, non-natural events increased everywhere, and while other countries were overwhelmed, only Hua Nation remained orderly, even quickly initiating a national cultivation mode.

Other countries: I don't understand.

Yan Jue: I understand, but don't disturb, grinding points.

*Child-rearing + Spiritual Energy Revival

*Purely fictional, unrelated to reality, please do not substitute.

Content tags: Prodigy, Modern Fantasy

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