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Lu An, after escaping death, transmigrated. Why does everyone else have golden fingers, but he just has two blank eyes.

Good news: temporarily no life-threatening danger

Bad news: He's a real eunuch, ah ah ah ah wu wu wu

As a modern person, Lu An said he couldn't accept it. This is like slapping his self-esteem hard, then giving him a big kick, and finally rounding it up and stepping on the ground, and still having to spit before leaving.

Lu An said that he is now equally hostile to everyone, including that dog emperor "Pei Yan"

[The evil feudalism, so many people serving you, look at how capable you are]

Pei Yan has always heard faint sounds these days. He raised his head and looked around. Could it be that he was too tired and had hallucinations.

[Don't say the dog emperor looks like a human, he looks better than those stars, but he's still a little worse than me]

[After all, I am handsome, suave, capable of both talking and fighting, and a famous friend of women. From the old ladies of 80 to the babies in swaddling clothes, ha ha ha ha]

The voice came again.

[Dog emperor, what are you looking at? Look again and I'll gouge out your eyeballs]

Pei Yan suddenly looked at the little eunuch who was looking at him,

Lu An felt a chill behind his neck and quickly shrank back, and then met Pei Yan's strange and complex gaze

Lu An [It's over]

[This novel's synopsis]

Lu Ren is an ordinary person. He graduated from high school without attending university but worked hard, earning money with his diligent hands.

He found a high-paying cleaning job. The only downside... seems to be that his colleagues are a bit wild?

But gradually, his colleagues seem to have misunderstood his identity.

A legend circulates among monsters: "See that human mopping the floor?"

"Don't mess with him! He has powerful connections!"

No? Impossible!

How else could a human like him work here safely for so long!

A legend also circulates in the Xuanmen (mystical sects/schools): "See that human mopping the floor?"

"Show some respect!"

Those odd-looking beings from the Two Realms Department dare not provoke him!

[Please do not gossip about colleagues in real life.]

[Reading Guide]

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Recommending a friend's novel: "How to Make People Believe I Transmigrated" by Chang'an Chunfeng.

Synopsis One:

Li Xu transmigrated, crossing worlds with just one step.

Just as he finally convinced himself to settle down in the ancient era, contemplating whether to pursue a career as an official with literary skills, defend the nation with martial prowess, or simply use his modern knowledge to become a tycoon for fun, with a clang, he transmigrated back.

Synopsis Two:

Li Xu created an account on Shuyin to showcase his daily life in the ancient era, hoping to attract the attention of the 'nation daddy.' However, his expectations were too high.

He showcased the daily life of rural villages in ancient times, and netizens commented that the uploader was generous and had many extras.

He was unconvinced and switched to showcasing the scenery of ancient cities. Everyone confessed their admiration, exclaiming how handsome the wealthy host who invested in such a large-scale outdoor set was.

Finally, he had no choice but to use his trump card—ancient imperial examinations. History buffs nodded, praising the great detail.

Ahhh! There's nothing else to be done; I'll do as I please, I'm not serving you anymore.

Until that day, Li Xu cut down a few trees on his own estate to make roof beams for a new house.

China's Forestry Bureau: "Hello, after investigation, the trees you previously cut were Class 1 protected Davidia involucrata (gongtong) in our country. This action has violated our country's forest law. Please contact the Forestry Bureau promptly."

He was dumbfounded.

After a long while, he finally came to his senses.

I... seem to have found the correct path.

My next pre-order novel is an ancient BL novel, attempting an emotional flow. Readers who don't mind can consider reading it.

"Bad Seed"

Long Synopsis:

Xue Ye and Xu Bai joined the sect on the same day.

The two had no previous enmity; they were both orphans wandering the mountains, even sharing a sense of pity for each other.

But Xu Bai insisted on making a name for himself, so Xue Ye couldn't be blamed for resenting him.

We were both wild ducks born from mud, why did only you soar to the branches and become a phoenix?

Later, the winner takes all.

Defeated by Xu Bai, humiliated and ground down, Xue Ye accepted his fate.

But Xu Bai wouldn't have an easy time either; even if all his limbs were broken, Xue Ye would crawl to bite Xu Bai's throat.

Xue Ye's eyes gleamed: "Let's go down together."

However, as he looked up, he saw Xu Bai's darkening eyes.

Xue Ye: ???

No, listen to me, I wanted to kill you, not sleep with you.

Short Synopsis:

Xue Ye was jealous of Xu Bai and often tried to harm him. But after several failed attempts, he accidentally landed himself in Xu Bai's bed.

The story of two straight men who disliked each other but ended up together due to a fateful misunderstanding.

Tags: Supernatural, Urban, Abilities, Growth, Episodic, Ensemble Cast, Yaoi.

Protagonist: Lu Ren ┃ Supporting characters: Monster colleagues┃Other: Next up "Bad Seed" ancient BL.

One-sentence synopsis: Passerby Jia from the Monster Management Bureau.

Purpose: All dedicated and professional people can shine in their positions.

However devoted the male supporting character is, Lin Su's methods are just as varied: sweet words expressing deep affection, chance encounters manifesting destiny. Snatching a male supporting character isn't something that can be achieved with mere enthusiasm.

Instead of becoming the uncherished one in someone else's story, it's better to be the one cherished here. However long your life may be, he will accompany you for that length. Companionship, after all, is the longest confession.

However, even the most seasoned individual can occasionally falter.

Lin Tang: "Brother, I want kisses, hugs, and to be carried high!" Zhou Xintang: "You tricked me into being your assistant, but you actually just wanted to get close to me." Wei Yuan: "Don't act spoiled, that won't work on me..." Lin Qing Tang: "Young Master, it doesn't matter even if you're eunuch-born." Lin Su: "..."

Song Yin, a true pitiful soul, lost his parents, lived under someone else's roof, and unexpectedly became a vegetative person. However, he awakened his consciousness and discovered he was only mentioned in a single sentence in the original story, where the true protagonists were his little uncle's beloved son, A, and the campus heartthrob, B.

[What’s the use of having the script in my hands?]

Song Yin's open heart unexpectedly triggered a "吐槽" (roasting) skill, allowing his inner thoughts to manifest in 3D with accompanying bubbles.

Uncle Five kicks his hospital bed, cursing, "Why won’t you hurry up and die?!"

Song Yin's inner thoughts: [Time to remind Aunt Five to bring back her mistresses No. 3, No. 4, and No. 5!]

Uncle Five hurriedly hired the best rehabilitation therapists in the city for the poor child.

Second Aunt orders the servants to move his hospital bed to a dark, damp room.

Song Yin's inner thoughts:

[This woman is the most venomous!]

[This woman is the most venomous!]

[This woman is the most venomous!] (999+ times)

[Inner thoughts unlocked first skill: Thunder and Lightning.]

Second Aunt is struck bald by lightning, and her hair never grows back.

Song Yin's life in the Song family suddenly becomes much better.

The supposed plotline takes a wild turn when A elopes with the male lead on their wedding day. The groom, unbothered, casually states, “Isn’t there still a vegetative person in the Song family? Bring him here to marry me.”

Familiar with the storyline, Song Yin knows this man is a business tycoon with 108 different personas, the most notorious being the primary antagonist of the novel.

Marriage life? Like plastic, as fake as PVC pipes.

Song Yin's inner thoughts:

[This villain has emotional detachment disorder; all his passion is reserved for dressing dolls in cute skirts. Why did he burn all his dolls? And why is he coming toward me with a skirt and stockings?!]

[Should I activate Level 10 roasting to electrocute him and become a happy widower?]

[Why did the villain secretly kiss me? His kissing skills are so bad!]

Key Features:

A lively inner monologue sunshine uke (Song Yin) x a cold, deeply repressed seme (Mu Qingliu).

Comedy meets drama, slow burn with quirky brain-opening ideas.

The protagonist gains health, happiness, and hilarity as his sharp-tongued inner thoughts unfold.

Content Tags: Aristocracy, Sweet Romance, Transmigration, Mind Reading, Brain-Opening Humor

Search Keywords: Protagonists: Song Yin, Mu Qingliu┃Supporting Characters: ┃Others:

Tagline: A vegetative person and his husband drive each other crazy.

Theme: Braving the storm, reaching the shore.

The day Ji Xia presented as an Omega, he finally realized he was cannon-fodder in a novel—destined to be forcibly claimed by a string of scumbag Alphas and ultimately dumped to die in the streets. To rewrite his fate, Ji Xia must cling tightly to Fu Yuan, the ruthless head of the Fu family who loathes Omegas. The man’s first words to him? “Get lost.”

Thankfully a system lends a paw, providing kitten suits, bunny suits, vampire suits, merman tails… Ji Xia unlocks costume after costume and finally persuades the Mr. Fu to let him stay. While the novel’s original scumbags circle like sharks, the once ice-cold Alpha has already left a temporary claiming bite—declaring the pretty Omega his.

Ji Xia escapes the plot, only to discover he’s pregnant. If Mr. Fu finds out, he’s finished. He hops on his electric scooter and flees that very day. One month later Mr. Fu tracks him down; trembling, Ji Xia hides behind a locked door, but the usually cold Alpha knocks patiently until the trembling Omega is coaxed back home.

Ji Xia expects punishment—only to be pampered instead. The Alpha feeds him, carries him downstairs, gives him stars when he asks for the moon. Certain all this affection is only for the baby, Ji Xia assumes he’ll be thrown out after the birth… until the iceberg Alpha hugs him, strokes his small bump and asks pitifully, “Darling, the pup’s already here—when are we getting married?” Ji Xia: ??? Didn’t you swear you’d never marry me?!

Warning: resilient silly white-lotus Omega × iceberg president who’s only soft for his wife; first love, 1v1, both virgins; sweet-and-sour fluff; older Alpha by 12 years; later mpreg.

Novel’s tagline: the poor little Omega bags the top Alpha.

Theme: strive to change your destiny.

[Dual Male Leads | Hidden Talents | Past and Present Lives | 1v1 Romance]

Jiang Wu, the National Preceptor of the Great Zhou Dynasty and a divine descendant, perished alongside the dynasty he sought to protect, vanishing into the annals of history.

Upon awakening, this guardian deity of an ancient kingdom finds himself in the body of a scandal-ridden, third-rate actor, despised by the internet, burdened with crushing debt, and deprived of his spiritual powers.

Yet, even though the Great Zhou is no more, Jiang Wu remains a master of fate, capable of bending heaven and earth to his will:

On variety shows, he predicts rainstorms and tidal surges with flawless accuracy.

In a remote village, he foretells misfortune, leading tax evaders to immediate exposure.

When trapped in a landslide in the mountains, he summons a white hawk to guide rescue teams to safety.

His skills soon spark a nationwide fascination with metaphysics, and amidst his rise, Jiang Wu encounters someone who looks exactly like the young emperor from a thousand years ago. Without hesitation, he latches onto him, seeking to settle a centuries-old debt.

To outsiders, Jiang Wu appears to be groveling for the favor of a wealthy backer. Even Han Zhong himself initially believes this. However, when he learns he resembles Jiang Wu’s long-lost "white moonlight," his perspective shifts drastically.

After three days of sulking, Han Zhong somberly asks a friend, "If I change my name to his white moonlight's name, do you think he’ll love me more?"

His friend: "...Don’t be ridiculous."

After his death, He Zong transmigrates into the sword spirit of the female lead in an ancient cultivation romance novel. Originally, the sword spirit was a loyal admirer who followed the female lead into battle. However, He Zong discovers that the once powerful and benevolent female lead has been replaced by a mysterious woman with ulterior motives.

Despite his loyalty, He Zong is treated poorly by the new female lead, often becoming her punching bag when she is displeased. Fed up, He Zong decides to leave. Knowing that the imposter enjoys manipulating powerful figures in the cultivation world, He Zong decides to thwart her plans.

He Zong resolves to keep the big shots away from the imposter:

The cold and aloof mentor is off-limits.

The domineering and ruthless demon lord is not to be helped.

The mysterious and charming ghost realm big shot is to be avoided.

The flirtatious and handsome king of the demon realm is not to be seduced.

He Zong is determined to ruin the imposter's schemes, ensuring that no romantic entanglements occur.

"Master, she's deceiving you. I was the one who fixed your zither strings."

"Demon Lord, don't be foolish. Those pastries weren't made by her; I bought them from the market."

"City Lord, run! She wants to use you as her sugar daddy."

"Demon King, you're so handsome. No wonder she's after you."

However, things take an unexpected turn, and He Zong finds himself becoming the center of affection for these big shots.

Content Tags: Yaoi, Transmigration, Team Spoiling, Cultivation, Face-Slapping, Heartthrob, Battlefield

One-Sentence Summary:

A transmigrated sword spirit navigates the complexities of the cultivation world while being spoiled by four big shots.

Theme:

Loyalty, manipulation, and the unexpected twists of fate in a world of cultivation and romance.

Gu Chen was once a big shot at the Transmigration Bureau. After experiencing 999 different worlds, he finally got to retire.

He chose to return to a peaceful life and be an ordinary, unremarkable person. Thus, after marrying into the powerful Li family, he spent his days drinking tea and reading the newspaper, successfully becoming a completely inconspicuous marriage partner.

Until—

His husband’s younger brother’s company faced a crisis, and his husband was abroad. The younger brother came to him, handed him a suit, and begged him to stand in for his husband.

With a sigh, he took off his silk loungewear, put on his gold-

rimmed glasses, and attended the business negotiations.

The next day, the younger brother secured the project.

Offers flooded their mailbox, and headhunters bombarded the younger brother with calls.

His husband’s sister’s film crew encountered a crisis when the actor playing the beloved immortal hero of the novel fandom dropped out. The sister came to him, handed him a long sword, and begged him to make a guest appearance in a few scenes.

With a sigh, he donned wide-sleeved robes, his white attire

outshining snow, embodying the phrase “a sword of frost across fourteen provinces.”

Once the behind-the-scenes photos were released, the entire internet went wild searching for this divine swordsman, and agents bombarded the sister with calls.

While passing by the Li Corporation building to pick up an invitation, he encountered a hacker attack on the company’s website. He casually wrote a few lines of code to quickly resolve the issue.

The vice president excitedly shook his hand: “Which department are you from? I want to give you a promotion and a raise!”

Gu Chen smiled, “No need. After all, your boss goes to work every day just to earn money for me.”

Li Tingqin married Gu Chen purely for business purposes, having heard that Gu Chen was introverted, extremely socially anxious, and very money-oriented. Li Tingqin thought these weren’t issues; it would be great if Gu Chen could just be a compliant ornament.

However, after a three-month business trip abroad:

His younger brother said, “Brother, when are you divorcing brother-in-law? Please don’t delay him from building a business empire!”

His younger sister said, “Brother, when are you divorcing brother-in-law? Please don’t delay him from entering the entertainment industry!”

His subordinate said, “Uh… Boss Li, maybe you should step down and let him take over.”

Li Tingqin raised an eyebrow: “This is the introverted, extremely socially anxious, and very money-oriented person?”

After returning home, he finally saw his marriage partner lounging in the garden, sunbathing.

This marriage partner lazily extended a hand to him and said, “Boss Li, why haven’t you transferred my pocket money for this month yet?”

Li Tingqin: “…”

Content tags: Strong entertainment industry, sweet article, vest article , marriage first love later.

One-sentence introduction: The retired boss just wants to lie down

Theme: Love and warmth.

Thick fog, volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, extreme high temperatures, endless rain, and the land disappeared into the river of history...

After struggling for three years in the apocalypse, Gu Mengran died in the icy river. When he opened his eyes again, he was reborn with an unexpected space, returning to the time before the apocalypse.

Before the apocalypse, his family was still alive. Gu Mengran decisively sold his family property and emptied his family fortune, taking his grandfather to start the stockpiling mode.

The fog was choking? Masks, protective clothing—buy!

Shortage of resources after the disaster? Rice, flour, oil, grain—stock up!

Volcanoes and earthquakes? What are you waiting for—run!

The land became an ocean with no home?

Gu Mengran persuaded his grandfather to take out his pension, buy a boat, buy a big boat!

Before the apocalypse arrived, Gu Mengran's family's two-story "small villa" successfully entered the water. Perhaps this time, he could bring his family to survive the coming disaster.

In his previous life, Gu Mengran was unprepared and seriously injured. He could survive in the apocalypse for three years, thanks to his old classmate Liang Zhao's life-saving rescue.

He could not repay the life-saving grace. In this life, Gu Mengran found his old classmate in advance and successfully tricked him onto the boat, preparing to take him to escape the disaster.

But as they got along, Gu Mengran gradually discovered that this old classmate, who used to be straighter than a utility pole, looked at him with eyes that were not exactly innocent.

Consumption Guide:

Apocalypse survival and farming, no tribute, no saving the world.

A slow-paced daily life, not a pleasure text.

Pseudo-dual rebirth, the attacker will gradually recover his memory in the later stage.

The author has a primary school student's writing style and illogical thinking, so don't nitpick.

Pre-collection

"Adventures of a Chipmunk in the Primitive Era"

Due to illness and bedridden for more than twenty years, Hua Shi'an never thought that he would have a day to walk on the ground.

That's right, he transmigrated! The price of regaining health was—two legs became four legs, skin became fur, steel cities became primitive jungles, high-rise buildings became tree holes...

Well, that's not all.

The primitive forest that blotted out the sky, starting with a shabby tree hole, plus a companion assigned by the tribe who could not take care of himself.

There were no pots, bowls, or pans in the house, and filling his stomach depended on cracking pine cones.

Although he turned into a chipmunk, a beastman was still half a human, right?

How did he fall to the point of eating irregularly and cracking pine cones all day?

The delicacies he missed in his previous life became an obsession. Touching his dull fur and looking at the white furball with tears in his eyes in the tree hole, Hua, the theoretical master: Do it!

Collection, reclamation, planting, breeding, construction...

At first, it was just for a mouthful of food, to support his family's white furball.

By accident, the weak squirrel tribe, under the leadership of Hua Shi'an, became the most affluent tribe in the entire giant tree forest.

Everyone in the squirrel tribe knew that the smartest semi-beastman in the tribe, Hua Shi'an, had a foolish companion.

The fool could not hunt, could not collect, and even had problems climbing trees as a squirrel. He only had a good appearance and stuck to Hua Shi'an all day, whining.

Everyone agreed that the smart semi-beastman needed a strong companion.

So, the single beastmen were itching to move, surrounding Hua Shi'an and showing their attentiveness whether there was something or not.

Rock squirrel: "Shi'an, I'll help you move. I'm strong!"

Red-bellied squirrel: "Shi'an, this is the fur I shed recently. I'll give it to you to cover the bed."

Long-nosed squirrel: "Shi'an, are you fetching water? I'll help you. I'm fast."

...

No one took the fool seriously, and more and more beastmen coveted Hua Shi'an.

Until one day, the strong rock squirrel suddenly fell ill, the red-bellied squirrel with the most fur was plucked bald, and the fastest long-nosed squirrel became lame!

The originally foolish snow squirrel walked out of the tree hole, shook his smooth fur, showed his sharp claws, and looked at the other beastmen with fierce eyes: Try to poach my partner?

Only then did everyone realize that the fool had long been not foolish. The strongest warriors in the tribe had been defeated by him!

Content Tags: Spatial Farming, Rebirth, Apocalypse, Daily Life

Gu Mengran, Liang Zhao, Meng Gaoyang

One-sentence introduction: Apocalypse stockpiling for daily life.

Theme: Finding joy in hardship, laughing at the vicissitudes of life.