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There is a genre of novels called "abuse-the-protagonist novels." These novels take pleasure in tormenting the protagonist, who suffers immensely and is reduced to a shadow of their former self. They often appear dignified and pure but leave broken and disheveled. The other characters in the novel are NPCs created solely to torment the protagonist, only to be stabbed to death by the maddened protagonist after their role is complete.

"The so-called pleasure is to crush beautiful characters little by little, break their pride, make them dark and muddy, and then present them to readers." - A certain abuse-the-protagonist novel author.

In response, the NPC actors from the Transmigration Bureau said: "Are you insane?!"

They looked at the heavily censored scripts in their hands, showing expressions of "old man looking at his phone on the subway," and decided to slack off, doing just enough.

The top student at the end of his rope * The rich second generation with special fetishes.

System: "You are a scion with special fetishes, exceptionally professional at playing the 'master.' You sign a contract with the protagonist, tormenting him physically and mentally within the contract's scope until he completely darkens and dies with you."

Scion: "I have special fetishes, and I'm 'exceptionally professional,' huh?"

He looked at the pale-faced, beautiful top student at the door: "Uh, first, let's set a safe word today?"

System: "?"

—Tell me, is he professional or not?

The Zerg Major General forced into marriage * The brutal male with a uniform fetish.

System: "You are a brutal and tyrannical male Zerg. You use pheromone suppression to make many arrogant and unreasonable demands on your female consort, ultimately destroying his career and turning him from a moon-like Major General into a sinister and ruthless madman."

Male Zerg: "Making arrogant and unreasonable demands, huh?"

He looked at the tense, aloof Major General: "Uh, when we 'do it,' can you wear a uniform?"

System: "?"

—Tell me, is he arrogant or not?

The Imperial Tutor with disabled legs * The young emperor who transmigrated back after learning history.

System: "You are a muddle-headed ruler who indiscriminately persecutes and harms your teacher."

Young Emperor: "Yes, I know, I got full marks in history."

System: "..."

"You must make the Imperial Tutor kneel until he can no longer bear it and faints."

Emperor: "Make him kneel until he faints, huh?"

He looked at the Imperial Tutor, who was kneeling silently, closing his eyes and waiting for death: "Uh, Teacher, the cushion on the couch is softer. If you insist on kneeling, why don't you kneel there?"

System: "?"

—Tell me, did he make him kneel or not?

Tormented, but not completely tormented.

The system sadly discovered that despite its efforts to control the host's actions according to the torment points, all the protagonists ended up physically and mentally healthy and happily cuddling with the NPCs. They even showed pathological dependence on the NPCs who were supposed to die and go offline.

#Where did it go wrong?#

#Host, stop slacking off!#

This is a collection of short stories, and all worlds may be modified before updates.

Not a full-time job; mostly daily updates, occasionally uncontrollable due to overtime.

Content warning: The order of the synopsis may differ slightly from the actual story.

All unit worlds are fictional. Laws, medicine, etc., differ from reality; please do not take them seriously. Changes are made for plot reasons.

Extreme to severe GK/SK (Gore/Snuff) warnings, proceed with caution.

The gong and shou are imperfect and have limited abilities, with mutual strong attraction.

Recommending my upcoming novel "Transmigrating Back to the Time When the Regent's Wife Was Down and Out"

Also known as "The Regent's Wife's White Moonlight Is Actually Me."

Ye Zheng and Shen Jingchu have been married for seven years, treating each other like "ice," having spoken no more than ten sentences.

Ye Zheng is the Empire's youngest Major General, and Shen Jingchu is the Cabinet's youngest Regent. They belong to different factions and are politically at odds. Their marriage was purely an alliance, forcing them together.

They disliked each other intensely. Ye Zheng even publicly stated when discussing Shen Jingchu: "If I could go back in time, I would personally cut off his political career before he grew up."

And then he really transmigrated.

Not directly, but every night. During the day, he is the Empire's Major General, Shen Jingchu's husband. Every night, he transmigrates into a good-for-nothing second generation who bullies men and women on a frontier planet.

On this planet, there is a lower-class citizen named Shen Jingchu.

Ye Zheng: "I'll use this opportunity to forbid him from studying, entering the Cabinet, and eliminate this major concern."

But when he saw Shen Jingchu, the young Regent was working as a waiter at a party, drenched in wine by a guest. The wine trickled down his pale face, staining his faded shirt. His collarbone and spine were bruised, and the chilblains on the back of his hands were clearly visible.

At this time, he wasn't even qualified to study.

Ye Zheng changed his mind. He wanted to use his nightly transmigration to win over the Regent, care for the Regent, soften the Regent, and try to pull him into his camp.

His efforts to win him over were remarkably successful. The cold beauty became softer and softer, even starting to sleep leaning against him and readily accepting his suggestions.

But if the little Regent at night was like this, why did the stoic Regent at home during the day suddenly melt too?

The moment he opened his eyes, the unlucky lawyer An Rao was dragged into an amusement park.

Bad news: There's a penalty for losing the game—the kind where you lose your life.

Good news: This is a rule-based supernatural amusement park.

There are rules? Rules make things easier! Lawyer An pushed up his glasses—this fault-finding king was eager to see just how perfect their rules were—and then decisively walked into the game.

Everyone waited with schadenfreude to see the arrogant, sickly beauty cry and beg for mercy.

But they never expected that this sickly man, who coughed with every third step, would not only slaughter ghosts all the way but also...

In the haunted house:

Hundreds of ghosts snarled in the darkness, opening their bloody mouths with sinister smiles.

An Rao looked at the female ghost in a bright red wedding dress: "Objection! Rule three of the haunted house game is inconsistent with the park guide. When a lower law conflicts with a higher law, the lower law's clause is invalid!"

The powerful ghosts instantly fell into logical chaos due to the rule conflict and began attacking each other.

In the netherworld secret realm:

Players were lured by an unmarked attraction on the map, uncontrollably walking towards the entrance.

"Wait a minute," Lawyer An stood at the entrance, holding the "Park Guide." "An unmarked attraction means it's not ready. Opening an uninspected attraction fundamentally violates the park guide's emphasis on visitor safety. I want to file a complaint!"

The players awoke as if from a dream, while the smile on the clown luring them cracked.

Ferris wheel rule: This ride does not have a red car. If you see a red car stop in front of you, please do not enter, or you will be responsible for the consequences.

Lawyer An, sitting in a car crowded with evil ghosts: "Objection! This rule completely disregards the rights of color-blind players. It is an unfair standard clause and is invalid!"

The evil ghosts just wanted to die again.

...

Not only did this Lawyer An, who was predicted to not survive three episodes, make the rule-based monsters kneel and call him daddy by finding faults, he even made a fortune using rule bugs!

The sickly beauty was far more terrifying than the rule monsters!

Finally, while dealing with the screaming ghosts, An Rao roared at the man kneeling before him with a bouquet: "I told you to wait until we kill the evil god of this broken amusement park before proposing, why can't you wait for a second?!"

"Okay!" The man nodded vigorously. He wants to kill me, he's so hot!

[A sickly beauty lawyer who confronts everyone and everything (shou) x A ruthless, taciturn, but innocent god-like being (gong)]

——Reading Guide——

The author is a coward, so it shouldn't be too scary.

This is basically a traditional puzzle-solving unlimited flow, but rule design runs through all the dungeons.

Although the protagonist is the intellectual ceiling of this novel, his golden finger is not thick. He is a growth-type character! —Just like his love~~

My CP has super thick arrows for each other! But the emotional line is slow-burn, and there's a reason for that. Babies, you must listen to my explanation!

No dungeon in this novel points to any real-life situation. Certain social phenomena may inspire dungeon plots, but there is absolutely no improper bias.

This is all I can think of for now. If you read it and don't like it, please just give up on me!

Updates every day at 6 PM!

[Next novel: "Failing to Pretend to be an A Will Get You Marked by Your Ex-boyfriend". Welcome little angels to collect it. If you really don't want to... then... then I'll give you a kiss!]

Shen Juan is the sole son of the Alliance's top conglomerate, the Shen family. He was supposed to be a favored son of heaven, a winner in life, but was diagnosed with a disabled gland in his youth, and his status plummeted instantly.

The most rebellious thing Mr. Shen did in the first half of his life was probably, amidst his father's fury, picking up a stray boy who was fighting with wild dogs for food.

It was originally just a whim to defy his father, but eventually, Shen Juan looked at the boy's wild, wolf-like eyes and decided to raise him.

However, the older the boy got, the more the wildness and madness in his eyes towards him could not be hidden.

Until the day the boy came of age and differentiated into an S-class Alpha, Shen Juan毫不犹豫地 him out of the house.

*

Lu Chen, the long-lost prince of the Golden Iris Empire, returned to the royal court! However, he wanted none of the omega title, the throne, or the wealth, and instead joined the empire's strongest military unit.

He wanted to become the strongest person, strong enough to stand before Shen Juan again and ask him personally if he regretted throwing him away.

But Major Lu didn't expect to meet Shen Juan again so suddenly.

The cold and ruthless Major Lu stood in the chaotic and filthy pleasure den of the underground city, coldly watching the charming Shen Juan on stage.

The cold-faced beauty who had fallen into disgrace made the entire audience's blood boil, but only Lu Chen knew that Shen Juan's congenital gland disability meant he couldn't smell the shameless desire others had for him, nor did he know he was emitting a fatal attraction.

The young top-A major crushed the wine glass in his hand. If you want to fall, you can only fall into my palm.

Lu Chen finally got his wish.

The obsessive thoughts that kept him up for countless nights, once realized, drove him to madness.

Lu Chen once again bit hard on Shen Juan's disabled gland, which couldn't hold pheromones, forcing the beauty's eyes to turn red and his face pale.

—"Don't you understand? I'm disabled, I can't be marked, I won't belong to you."

—"Then I'll keep marking you until you belong to me."

Major Lu's psychologist's case notes:

The major is too cold and has a heavy heart defense, making my work difficult.

The major has a severe obsession that is difficult for him to let go of.

The major found the person of his obsession, but the situation didn't improve; his rage and control freak tendencies actually spiraled out of control!

The major has become very gentle, which is strange.

The major asked me if transplanting an S-class Alpha's gland to another person would harm the recipient's health? What is he planning?! He's the only S-class Alpha in the entire empire!

Doting wife, human-shaped superweapon, top-A loyal dog gong & Worldly flower, disabled gland queen shou.

Plot: Chang Yubai thinks his master’s mind is flawed. He is determined to fight Dragon Ao Tian, but keeps reciting classic villain proclamations; ultimately he becomes just a training experience and ends up a corpse wandering the wilderness.

At least it was a teacher‑student relationship; Chang Yubai wanted to help his master by taking his corpse, but unexpectedly encountered a returning Dragon Ao Tian. He was immediately eliminated as an ally.

When he opened his eyes, Chang Yubai realized he had not died and was transported back to a human market a hundred years ago.

His former master had turned into an eight‑year‑old child, looking wary yet eager to be bought.

The cute child struck a chord in Chang Yubai’s heart; recalling his master’s past kindness, he decisively decided to buy him.

This time he would seriously guide the master's cultivation, especially avoiding Dragon Ao Tian’s archetype and never becoming a training experience again.

From then on, the traveler of a hundred years earlier had a companion; a large figure and a small one never separated.

Time passed, the little child grew into a handsome man, and the cold master’s appearance grew more fitting.

Chang Yubai looked at him with a dazed expression, but the young master suddenly remarked, "Do I really look similar to your master?"

Chang Yubai replied, "Eh?"

He said, "You raised me so big, aren’t you treating me as a stand‑in for your master?"

He also said, "You always carry nostalgia for him, yet he is clearly dead, so why can’t you forget him? Is it because I died at the hands of Dragon Ao Tian just like him, and that’s why you remember me?"

Chang Yubai replied, "Hold on, what have you misunderstood?"

We are clearly a pure teacher‑student relationship! How did it suddenly turn into a romance plot?"

Frustrated, he complained bitterly, calling it an odd mix of white and black tea.

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How to Become a 1.2‑Meter Master.

Plot: "A man’s heart holds aspirations to soar, meaning to peak above the clouds! You wish to worship, then worship the greatest master!"

Because of this bold claim, ten‑year‑old Jiang Wangchuan fought for his sense of reason and finally became a disciple of the strongest elder, Zimu Xian, in the Lingyun Sect.

If he had known Zimu Xian’s age earlier, he surely would not have challenged him.

Jiang Wangchuan: "So why is there a child on the high throne during my initiation?"

"Does the master have a son? Never mind, he is gifted, not afraid of the master’s indulgence of the brother, and shuns himself…"

"Wait, what is this thing that I call my master?"

Jiang Wangchuan’s face filled with terror, ultimately realizing there was no turning back. The four‑foot‑tall boy in the hall wore a cold face and asked himself if he should regret.

"Please, I promised to finish my demons before you ask me?"

Jiang Wangchuan: "Fine, just a child. I’ll love him more…."

No, that’s wrong! That is not an evil child! It’s evidently a one‑meter‑plus humanoid weapon!

Jiang Wangchuan, in an instant, still resented his impulse; the next instant he witnessed the master’s slender but earth‑shattering heroic presence, immediately turning remorse into deep reverence.

Master! You are my true master! Please surely raise me to be as powerful as you!

Zimu: …

Zimu (6 years): Wait until you reach my age before you say that.

One‑sentence synopsis: The master says he likes me.

Theme: Step up for the one you love.

After Ruan Qingyuan died, he discovered that he was one of the many evil supporting characters in a novel about a filthy rich sugar baby.

In this novel, the protagonist that everyone pampered was his father’s illegitimate child Bai Yunshu.

Bai Yunshu, the delicate, pitiful, beautiful and naive male lead and shou, naturally came with a mesmerizing aura that could charm thousands.

Ruan Qingyuan’s boyfriend was madly in love with him; The triad member couldn’t help but fall in love with him; the senior president of the pharmaceutical company was so in love with him that he was willing to humble himself

Wherever Bai Yunshu went, he easily could find a crowd of admirers.

Only Ruan Qingyuan opposed him in all matters, trying to sabotage him and drive him out of the house. In the end, his dad and boyfriend worked together to send him to prison.

After his rebirth, Ruan Qingyuan breezily handed over a DNA test report to his heartless tr*shy father,. “Sorry, my dad’s dead.”

Faced with his boyfriend’s cheating, Ruan Qingyuan only had this to say: This shitty guy and this bit*h can stay together forever, just lock them up together.

Dumped by his boyfriend and thrown out by his family, Ruan Qingyuan became the abandoned child that everyone gossiped about. After that—

Ruan Qingyuan held the DNA test report and walked into the richest family in the area.

Crazy rich older brother: “Ah my cute little brother, welcome home!”

Eccentric scientist older brother: My baby brother, why are you so thin!? The Ruan Family must have bullied you!!

Bad-tempered little brother: Who dares to harm my older brother, I’ll have your heads!!!

Ruan Qingyuan smiled faintly.The future is unpredictable indeed. “No need to bother with the Ruan family, let me handle them.”

Gu Yang found that the world he was in was a novel.

A long novel of tens of millions of words, which tries to insert the life stories of all the characters that appear in it—"The Overbearing Young Master's Long Road to Chasing His Wife"

And he is the cannon fodder who is constantly at odds with the protagonist Gong and ends up miserably, even losing his family.

After a brief commemoration of the weird relatives in his family, who were counted as a group, Gu Yang had no burden to reconcile with the ending, and instead ate other people's melons.

*Overnight, Gu Yang's classmates suddenly could hear his inner voice.

At first they thought it was an illusion, until—

"Ha, Shen Mingjun, that dead face, pretending to be so pure in school, turned out to be a bastard born by a mistress, and forced the original wife to death, awesome."

The group of classmates who were drowsy in class suddenly woke up.

#Speaking of this, we are not sleepy.

A certain model student who was anonymously creating Gu Yang's rumors in the class group suddenly changed his face, facing the scrutinizing gazes of everyone.

"Xia Chun, the campus goddess, is actually a man disguised as a woman? And it is said that the size exceeds most of the same sex. It's so funny, is this thing can also be put out to talk about? When can we see if we can make an appointment and open our eyes when going to the toilet."

The certain wronged type who finally hooked up with the goddess, when his heart was pounding, his face changed drastically.

"The twin brother who was just taken back by the Lu family, who said that his health was not good and had been recuperating outside, turned out to be the real young master who was hugged wrong by the family back then, but the Lu family couldn't bear to raise the fake young master for so many years, so they came up with the name of the twin brother?"

"Hahaha, these two finally got together. The victims and the beneficiaries, it's really eye-opening, this class is not on, go and join in the fun, maybe you can also see the coming-out scene."

The classmates: Wait, what else can we eat if you leave—

The students of the noble school, from then on, lived a life of eating melons in a state of ice and fire, both wanting to eat some explosive melons, and also afraid that they were the melon source themselves.

Also have to endure the protagonist Gu Yang's shocking mental state and his beautiful awareness of wanting to completely bid farewell to this world from time to time.

Eating melons to the point where a classmate intends to jump off the building.

Inner thoughts: 【Why don't I go with him, it should be very exciting.】

The inexperienced classmates: Haha, this is just verbal.

However, someone found that Gu Yang seemed to be on the roof right now

After a few seconds of silence, the sound of the chairs being overturned in the class sounded.

Hurry up and stop it ah ah ah ah ah—

-Song Yinxing is the protagonist Shou in this reverse novel 《霸道少爺的漫漫追妻路》 .

A father who loves gambling, a sick mother, a younger brother who is studying, and his broken self are the best summary of Song Yinxing's background.

With such a devastating start, he originally thought that his life in the noble high school would be very difficult.

But he didn't expect that someone reached out to him in his difficulties.

He thought it was his good luck, until from a certain day on, those strange, horrible memories quietly surfaced in his dreams.

tips:

Pure fun, let go of the eating melon text, campus + rich family + leaking inner voice

The mental state of the recipient is more beautiful, the quality is also quite average, and also a little self-destructive tendency, and he can't wait to break everything.

Only Gu Yang's classmates can hear the inner voice, Song Yinxing will be reborn.

Double clean, ps This article does not have a side CP~

The cover is about the template, if there is a coincidence, it is purely coincidental~

Anti-theft 70%

Born on a magic continent, Jiang Yan had only one wish: to achieve mastery in the dual cultivation of sword and magic. Unexpectedly, one day a magic potion exploded, blasting him into the cultivation world.

As he wandered in confusion, he overheard passersby enthusiastically discussing: "To truly master the Way of Dual Cultivation, one must look to the Joyous Union Sect!" Jiang Yan understood. A cool and beautiful person arrived at the Joyous Union Sect. The Revered Master Hehuan asked his purpose, and he replied sincerely and frankly: "I wish to become a disciple and learn how to master dual cultivation!" The disciples eavesdropping thought: Wow! What ambition that beauty has!

A few years later, Jiang Yan almost got renamed 'Jiang Wooden-Head' and was forced to travel far to participate in various sect ranking competitions. Before he left, his master instructed: "The competition isn't important. What's important is that a magician cannot graduate from my sect without a partner. You must bring one back." Jiang Yan: "? But I am a magician." Master: "That's why I'm sending you out to find one! Bring someone back, understood?" Jiang Yan was still confused, but he understood. He had to bring someone back.

The master sighed, collecting a booklet of eligible young talents for him. Yet, he never expected that the beautiful Jiang would actually bring someone back to the sect! And it was Gu Jingyun, the Young Master of the Sword Sect, who had the most promising chance of ascending in the cultivation world!

Gu Jingyun fell in love with Jiang Yan at first sight and couldn't forget him. After multiple subtle confessions failed, he decided to try a strong approach. He sought out Jiang Yan, expressing his desire to learn the method of dual cultivation from him, and asked: "Are you willing?" Jiang Yan nodded: "When do we start?" Gu Jingyun was overjoyed: "The moonlight is enchanting tonight; no time like the present!" Jiang Yan readily led him to the rooftop. Gu Jingyun was still pondering which posture from erotic paintings would suit such an odd location when he saw Jiang Yan pull out a meditation cushion, sit cross-legged, and kindly offer him one. Gu Jingyun: "...What is this for?" Jiang Yan was surprised: "Meditating facing the moon can enhance magic. It's the first step in dual cultivation of martial arts and magic. Aren't you here to learn how to dual cultivate?"

The cold and aloof Prince Ning, who was neither loved by his father nor his mother, was forced into an arranged marriage by the old emperor who despised him. The emperor chose a foolish young man to be Prince Ning’s principal consort, hoping to humiliate him and weaken his influence.

Prince Zhao Fangye of Ning, who had gained fame after the battle in the northwest, was indifferent to the marriage. He simply brought Song Huaixi, the foolish son of Minister Song, back to his residence to live, not caring who he married. He treated Huaixi well, providing him with good food and comfort, and ensuring that he did not suffer any grievances. Soon, rumors spread throughout the capital that Prince Ning was doting on his wife, adding another heartwarming tale to the city’s lore.

The naive Song Huaixi, unaware of the underlying politics, spent his days clinging to Prince Ning. Being doted on, he lived a life of ease and contentment.

Minister Song’s family, initially worried that their son would be mistreated, were pleasantly surprised to find him living so comfortably. The elderly couple was overjoyed.

Ji An and his boyfriend survived the zombie apocalypse for seven years, facing life and death together.

During a mission, they encountered a little girl surrounded by zombies. Ji An and his boyfriend risked their lives to save her and raised her themselves.

However, when the eighteen-year-old girl stood gracefully in front of Ji An, she did not come to repay him but to ask him to give up his boyfriend.

Ji An refused and was dug out of his ability core, his body thrown to the zombie horde.

Yet, his boyfriend wholeheartedly believed the girl was kind and good. Despite the flawed excuses, he did not investigate further and even held a wedding with the girl.

They had survived the apocalypse together for seven years and never had a wedding.

Fortunately, Ji An was reborn. This time, he would not be deceived by gentleness and would live steadily in the apocalypse.

But fate favored him, and he met a man he could trust with his back.

Unknown attribute receiver.

Super Sue, brainless pleasure text, enter with caution.

New pre-collected article: "Full-Level Big Shot Transmigrates into a Poor Household to Raise a Husband"

Kan Wengu transmigrated from the zombie world to the ancient world. At first glance, this world was lush and green, and everything seemed good, especially the little husband from the same village, Nan Jinping, who was even better.

As a single old bachelor for 230 years, Kan Wengu's desire for a wife was not just a dream but a willingness to give up his life for a wife.

However, Kan's mother said, "Son, our family is too poor. You can't afford to marry a wife!"

Kan's younger brother said, "Brother, if you marry a wife, I won't be able to. Our family's money is only enough for one person to marry a wife."

His mother-in-law said, "Jinping, you can't get married. If you marry into that family, you won't have enough to eat and will starve to death."

His father-in-law said, "Jinping, you'd better not marry him. It's better to stay at home and work. At least this family won't starve you to death. Your brothers are not heartless. Their children will support you in your old age."

The villagers said, "The Kan family is so poor. Can they afford to eat? They still want to marry a husband. It's just a pipe dream."

Some villagers also said, "Even if Nan Jinping is ugly, infertile, and can't get married, he's not a fool. How could he possibly marry Kan Wengu!"

Nan Jinping looked at Kan Wengu's extremely poor family and said, "I will marry him!"

Everyone thought that Kan Wengu was so poor that he might not even be able to afford a wedding banquet. As a result, before the wedding banquet, Kan Wengu repaired the house and prepared ten meat and ten vegetarian dishes for the banquet, symbolizing perfection.

Everyone thought that Kan Wengu must be putting on a show and would have to live in debt in the future. They waited to see Nan Jinping's joke and how he would work hard to repay the debt after marriage.

After the marriage, the Kan family did not let Nan Jinping do anything and almost treated him as an ancestor!

There were no idle girls or little husbands in the village. The villagers were so envious that their eyes turned red.

The villagers said, "The Kan family is too poor and afraid that the little brother from the Nan family will run away, so they don't let him do anything!"

The next day, the villagers found that Kan Wengu had left, and rumors spread again. They swore, "Kan Wengu must have owed too much money and couldn't pay it back, so he ran away. Just wait, Nan Jinping's hard days are coming!"

Unfortunately, the villagers did not see Nan Jinping's endless suffering. Kan Wengu brought back a car full of silk and satin, becoming the richest man in the village overnight.

The villagers sourly said that having money was useless without power, otherwise, it would all be money bags for those in power.

As a result, Kan Wengu passed the imperial examination as a scholar, raised man, and champion, becoming a county magistrate. From then on, he was promoted all the way to become a prefect, governor, minister, marquis, and finally, the imperial teacher.

Even the emperor knew that Kan Wengu had a beloved husband who no one could provoke or touch. He was Kan Wengu's reverse scale.

Content Tags: Spatial Ability, Apocalypse, Pleasure Text, Drama

Ji An

One-sentence introduction: After the apocalypse, I was reborn.

Theme: Face difficulties head-on, adversity can also make one a god.

After dreaming of his future wife being cruelly mistreated, Cheng Yan becomes so furious that he abandons his title as a prince.

Upon finding his fragile, pitiful, and helpless wife, Cheng Yan has only one thought: to spoil him! Oh, and to chop down anyone who dares to bully him!

But as time passes, Cheng Yan watches his wife punching enemies and kicking zombies, and sighs internally. While it's great that his wife has grown stronger, he kind of misses the soft, clingy, and coquettish version of his spouse.

Highlights:

Starts with a max-level overlord as the male lead (gong), who later becomes a god-like dragon.

Features a growth arc for the other protagonist (shou).

Includes elements of transmigration, rebirth, and "transmigration into a novel."

Written from the male lead's perspective but balances both gong and shou viewpoints.

Themes: Protecting and treasuring loved ones, even in a dangerous world.

After his undercover mission ended, gold-medal undercover agent Qiao Yiqiao, who was finally able to retire, faced a tricky problem—

What to do with his hundreds of underlings?

Weapons masters, one-shot-kill needle experts, masterful thieves, explosion maniacs...

Not only were his underlings all skilled in unique crafts, but they were also extremely ambitious. Thanks to Qiao Yiqiao's supervision, they hadn't caused any major disasters.

To prevent them from stirring up a storm of blood, Qiao Yiqiao had to find them a legitimate occupation where they could unleash their nature.

For example... acting.

As everyone knows, the most difficult role to play is the villain.

And under Director Qiao Yiqiao's guidance, his various underlings went on a rampage... in film and television dramas.

Their debut was a youth film, but it was unexpectedly called a modern version of "The Encouragement of Learning."

Audience: "Shaking in fear, the villains are too deranged! Will they capture us if we don't study hard QAQ!"

Then, they starred in an obscure prison-themed film, which unexpectedly won all the major awards of that year.

Audience: "I got goosebumps! Are you sure the ending footage isn't a real interview with a big shot?"

After that, they moved on to the even more obscure genre of musicals, and directly filmed a "Godfather" version of "Chicago."

Audience: "F***, life on the streets is too terrifying! Mom, I want to go home!!!"

...

One after another, film and television works that should have flopped became wildly popular because the villains were played so well.

Qiao Yiqiao, who originally just wanted to find a way for his underlings to make a living, was promoted to a top director, and all the artists under him became A-list stars, a miracle in the industry.

"The national crime rate has decreased for three consecutive years. It is said that your films have contributed a lot. Is this true?"

"Are your works based on your own experiences? Why are the plots so realistic?"

"How do your actors get into character?"

To this, Qiao Yiqiao humbly stated.

"The plots are all my imagination, with no real-life prototypes."

"As for the actors... I just told them to be a bit more restrained in their performances."

*A satisfying entertainment industry novel, with a comedic slant, the whole story is fictional, with many private settings, and lacks logic.

*The underlings just look a bit fierce, they have never done anything illegal. After being recruited by the protagonist, they have been working hard to improve their skills, learn a trade, and gain cultural knowledge.

*Refusing writing guidance. If you don't enjoy it, please click away. No need to announce if you drop it, thank you~

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"King of Exposés" a comedic, satisfying entertainment industry novel, also known as "Destroy the Entertainment Industry"

After being killed by an unscrupulous investor, reporter Su Ming was reborn as a universally hated idol.

He was bound to a [Melon-Eating System]. After making eye contact three times, he could see different colored 'melons' (gossip) floating above the other person's head, and unlock rewards based on the exposure level.

Red for family drama melons, green for love drama melons, gold for 'sugar daddy' melons...

Su Ming: This feeling... so familiar.

As a former top reporter, Su Ming was really good at investigating.

On a music variety show, facing his green tea ex who was frantically trying to trample on him to establish his own talented persona, Su Ming directly threw out photos and videos of the other person hiring a ghost singer and writer.

Audience: "Holy crap! He asked for it and he got it, no dragging it out, so satisfying!"

On a bickering group variety show, facing a major 'shuraba' (chaotic scene) with everyone blaming each other, Su Ming compiled a 79-page PPT, analyzing the root of everyone's conflicts.

Audience: "Clear logic, detailed facts, a masterpiece among melons! King Ming, I bow to you!!!"

In a super high-investment TV drama, facing various 'canaries' (kept people) inserted by investors, Su Ming rewrote the script on the spot, using their chaotic relationships as the prototype for improvisation.

Audience: "Ratings exploded and it won a grand slam of awards! King Ming! As expected of you!!!"

Initially, the private messages Su Ming received were like this—

"Babe, does xx have any melons? I want to be his fan." "Are you a mole in the entertainment industry?"

As system rewards like acting talent, singing skills, and appearance upgrades were unlocked one after another, the private messages he received now were like this—

"God Ming, I love you!" "Your acting is too amazing!!" "Divine singing skills!!!" "You will definitely be a hit!"

Wallflower fans: "Wuwuwu, every time I like someone, King Ming exposes them. Now I don't even know who to be a fan of."

King Ming fans: "Then just be a fan of King Ming! He's super talented in film, TV, and music, and absolutely has no scandals [sincere recommendation.jpg]"

Content tags: Three Religions and Nine Streams, Entertainment Industry, Satisfying Read, Leveling Up, Lighthearted

Search keywords: Protagonist: Qiao Yiqiao ┃ Supporting characters: ┃ Other:

One-sentence introduction: The art of light and shadow redeems delinquent youths.

Theme: Stay positive and live optimistically.