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[Comments are open. This is a fictional metaphysical world, all plot is made up, do not apply to reality, believe in science, reject superstition~]

Metaphysics master Yu Lanlan dies and is taken by a certain system into a male-oriented novel with a live streaming popularity background, becoming a cannon fodder female supporting character with the same name and surname, whose fate is miserable.

According to the original plot, the original body and the male lead are both psychology experts, proficient in Western psychology, but because her live stream popularity overshadowed the male lead, she is framed by him and ends up disgraced in the live streaming world.

The transmigrated Yu Lanlan just laughs.

What Western psychology? That's just something our ancestors played with long ago.

She directly brings out the psychology most suitable for Chinese babies' constitution—metaphysics—and challenges the male lead to a live stream showdown.

1.

Two parents bring their daughters, who can't get out of their previous relationships after breakups, for help.

Male lead: "Based on various checks, diagnosed with severe depression, need to take medicine on time every day, and provide psychological counseling."

Girl 1: "Wuwuwu... Losing him, I'd rather die!"

Yu Lanlan: "Child, that boy's birth chart clashes with yours, he absorbs your fortune. Think about it, after being with him, didn't your grades drop a lot? But his suddenly improved?"

Girl 2: "Woc, that jerk!! I finally got 10th in the class! Why doesn't he go die?!"

After treatment, Girl 1 sinks deeper, Girl 2 successfully heals herself.

Girl 1's father slaps the male lead in front of all live stream viewers, then begs in front of Yu Lanlan.

2.

Two rich merchants come because their bodies have problems from overwork.

Male lead: "You have excessive stress, I suggest you learn a set of health exercises from me. Come, deep breath...1...2..."

Rich merchant 1: "Doing it doesn't help at all..."

Yu Lanlan: "Afflicted by villains, everything goes wrong. Isn't the manager recommended from below causing you troubles every night that can't be handled? Replace him, find a capable one."

Rich merchant 2: "Master is too amazing!!"

After treatment, Rich merchant 1's problems remain unsolved, Rich merchant 2 easily recovers.

Rich merchant 1 angrily demands sky-high compensation from the male lead, then turns to beg Yu Lanlan.

3.

The male lead refuses to give up and wants to frame Yu Lanlan according to the original plot, but Yu Lanlan quietly poaches his corner.

Looking at the somewhat wary female lead, Yu Lanlan: "He blocks your wealth path, clashes with your parents. If you continue dating him, your parents will have accidents..."

Female lead: "!!"

Female lead: "Break up immediately!!"

Many completed works in the column, take a look~

<吃瓜漫画横扫娱乐圈[穿书]>: Entertainment circle gossip guide~

<我在星际召唤神话大佬>: Summoning mythical big shots to dominate the interstellar~

<假如凡尔赛女配超有钱［穿书］>: The city's richest Versailles, can that be called Versailles?

<假如绿茶女配针对的是男主[穿书]>: If the green tea's target is the female lead...

<白莲女配的自我修养[穿书]>: Full-level white lotus deletes account and restarts~

: Boss from the start, tea鉴鉴 expert, come debate if you don't accept~

<修仙大佬教你做人[快穿]>: Demonic cultivator boss, will act instead of talking~

<能力是祖宗保佑>: Only I can save the world~

<穿书后抢了男主的霸总剧本>: Walk the male lead's path, let the male lead have the abuse plot~

<软萌桃妖才不可能那么强［全息］>: Big mix holographic online game~

Content tags: Female supporting character face-slapping, modern, fictional, transmigration,爽文, metaphysics

Yu Lanlan

Other: Many completed works in the column, read for comfort~

One-sentence summary: Metaphysics boss transmigrates to live stream and face-slap daily

Theme: Promote Chinese traditional culture

Gu Xingmiao has transmigrated, waking up four thousand years later in an era where magic and technology coexist.

The divine system is shattered, and people four thousand years later do not believe that gods ever existed in the world, yet in their summons, they pray for gods to descend and repel the anomalies. Everyone is searching for ancient relics in an attempt to invoke blessings.

The ancient Earth, the last ruins of humanity—

The greatest treasure from the distant past.

Humans scour the ruins-filled ancient Earth for the past, greedily absorbing knowledge that is even more difficult to comprehend than the Old Ones: Pangu splitting the heavens, Fuxi drawing the trigrams, Houyi shooting the sun, and even the civilization from a thousand years before Huaxia's destruction... learned and summoned by humans.

She never imagined that one day she would set foot on ancient Earth, gazing at places unmarked by interstellar humans, and plant the flag of Huaxia.

Above is Chang'an City, below is Chang'an City—

She knows that beneath the city lie millions of Huaxia ancestors, and behind her stand millions of compatriots, the ancestors, the gods from mythology.

And in Huaxia four thousand years ago, before the apocalypse arrives, people suddenly notice a screen appearing in the sky.

The screen connects to the future, and they see a stunningly beautiful girl who is a compatriot.

Countless pollutions are replayed in the live stream; it's said that is humanity's future; it's said that future people are all learning history; it's said that civilization can resist pollution.

At that time, anomalies are erupting in the world, but they discover that every time Gu Xingmiao emerges from a pollution zone, the pollution in Huaxia decreases. For her and for humanity, they try to give answers to their compatriots four thousand years in the future, telling her not to be afraid, we are all behind you.

The world is yours to command; you are the only god in the vast yellow sands.

[Live Streaming + Gossip + Entertainment Industry + Outlaw Maniac + System + Self-Shipping CP]

Before binding the system: Law-abiding good citizen

After binding the system: Going to the station every day to make statements

Jiang Zhiyan: "I am a law-abiding good citizen!"

Fans: "She is an outlaw maniac lunatic!"

Previous netizens: There's a wanted criminal here!

Netizens after being exposed: What 500,000 walking bounty!

[The Path of the Chosen Daughter Entering the Station!]

Digging pits and planting trees is too ordinary, let's add some skeletons for excitement. Is that not enough? No problem, directly send the culprit inside!

Visiting the cemetery is too scary? Don't worry! Transform into a red evil ghost, a cat demon that has become a spirit, and get all the bad guys in!

Encounter a thug while working part-time at a hotel? Piece of cake, kick him out, and by the way, expose a porn den.

During a break at the bar, encounter a mysterious contact and a gun! Really got triggered, you go in for some reformation too!

[Why do you follow Jiang Zhiyan?]

Fan A: Because I want to ask her to send my rival in.

Fan B: Because I was sent to the station by her, just got out, want to see when she sends herself in.

Fan C: Because I want to try if she can send me in.

The outlaw maniac Jiang Zhiyan, a person who doesn't even spare her own fans when she's ruthless.

"This is really another accident! I am a law-abiding five-good citizen!"

Certain people: The person I like in this lifetime is actually a steel straight girl! Really numb.

I say: I love you.

She replies: Scheming for my money! (I only have a pittance, don't even think about it, I won't give it to you!)

I say: 1314 (forever)

She replies: Political ideology

Ye Jiao Jiao, who was pampered and raised by her four senior brothers, ended up embarrassing them.

During her tribulation crossing, not only was she struck by the ninety-nine heavenly thunderbolts causing her soul to leave her body, but she was also caught by the gourmet system and brought to the interstellar era.

Even worse, before she could even feel sad, she was 'divorced'.

Fortunately, her ex-husband, though a bit cold, gave her a really high alimony. With this huge sum of money, Ye Jiao Jiao decided to struggle on.

Anyway, it's definitely impossible for her to drink nutrient solution.

So she could only grind away at the system tasks.

Ding— The dual-natured film emperor deeply troubled by insomnia?

Ye Jiao Jiao: No problem, one bowl of calming soup down the hatch and he'll sleep soundly.

Ding— The high-level general whose mental power is nearly out of control?

Ye Jiao Jiao: Easy, once the spiritual meal is released, leveling up will prevent it from going berserk.

Ding— The rare resource tycoon who has yearned for offspring for many years?

Ye Jiao Jiao: Hmm, take a look at this child-bearing medicine.

Since transmigrating to the interstellar era, Ye Jiao Jiao has been diligently and conscientiously completing the tasks issued by the system, working hard to fill the gap in food culture. Little did she know, she accidentally became a sensation across the entire interstellar and turned into the empire's treasure.

One day, Ye Jiao Jiao stared at her interstellar male god ex-husband who frequently came to her door and insisted on sharing meals with her, and tentatively asked in a soft voice: "Are you ordering today too?"

"One wife cake." Si Ming paused, then smiled faintly: "Don't want the cake."

Ye Jiao Jiao: "???"

[Group Pampering + Food + True Fragrance Fire Burial Field, male and female leads both first loves, sweet series]

An Xingwan never dreamed that she would actually transmigrate to the interstellar era!

Originally, to make a living, she embarked on the path of food live streaming. Unexpectedly, she inexplicably became the interstellar darling? Everyone in the entire interstellar world waited to be fed, and An Xingwan declared—"No one can refuse delicious food, and if they do, then it'll be two meals."

Su Xuanxuan had just turned eighteen when her master kicked her down the mountain, claiming it was for training. Who would have thought that as soon as she descended, she'd land in a police station? One moment, the police officers were giving her a lecture on science, the next, they began to doubt the world.

Su Xuanxuan's second client turned out to be her own elder brother. She was initially wondering why she kept encountering people who refused to pay, but then she was directly brought back to the Su family.

Seeing the beautiful and charming fake daughter, Su Xuanxuan immediately said, "Sister is so beautiful, let's be close."

The expected battle between the true and fake daughters was perfectly resolved by Su Xuanxuan. She even embarked on the path of live stream fortune-telling under the beautiful sister's suggestion.

"Anchor, is my boyfriend cheating on me?" Su Xuanxuan: "He's not only cheating, he's also come out of the closet."

"Anchor, has this amulet I bought from abroad been blessed?" Su Xuanxuan: "Not only has it been blessed, but it's been blessed with evil light."

"Anchor, my sister is missing, can you help me find her?" Su Xuanxuan: "She's right there when you open the freezer in the warehouse. Also, isn't your sister clinging to your shoulder?"

Just as Su Xuanxuan's live streaming career was booming, she was invited to participate in a variety show with her beautiful sister. Unexpectedly, someone dared to bully her beautiful sister!

To a popular idol who maintained a single persona, Su Xuanxuan declared: "You're a despicable scumbag who's juggling multiple relationships; stay far away from my sister."

To a manipulative woman who kept causing trouble, Su Xuanxuan stated: "You're a mistress, and you even have an illegitimate child!"

To a model junior who wouldn't stop pestering her sister, Su Xuanxuan warned: "Don't get involved. Your rich sugar mama will be angry."

Gu Yumian worked in a public institution, living a stable life. Until one day, he transmigrated to the interstellar era. This interstellar era was different from what he imagined.

Weibo hot search: #HumansHaveBeenOfficiallyListedAsAnEndangeredSpecies#

Daily Headline: "Annual Salary of Ten Million, Offered But Unfilled?! The Maine Coon Prime Minister Stated that Despite Offering High Salaries, Service Workers for Grooming, Making Cat Food, and Clipping Nails Have Had No Applicants in Fifty Years."

Gu Yumian: ...

Annual salary of ten million? What a coincidence, he's a professional animal caretaker.

Other streamers focused on gaining popularity, attracting fans, and engaging in schemes. Gu Yumian focused on making cat food, grooming huskies, and feeding panda cubs. His live stream accidentally... became more and more popular.

Much later, Gu Yumian discovered that the snow leopard he picked up was the Empire's monarch, the panda was a famous superstar, and the husky was the most popular novelist in the entire interstellar era?!

Violent, gloomy, inwardly childish snow leopard emperor gong x Buddhist-like, stunningly beautiful human shou

[Reading Guide]

1. 1v1, HE (Happy Ending). Only the gong has romantic feelings; love triangles are limited to the gong's one-sided jealousy. The gong is a snow leopard!! Not a panda cub. The panda family has familial affection for the shou.

2. Daily updates; will take leave in the author's notes if something comes up.

3. This novel is participating in the "Technology Revitalizes the Nation" essay competition. Please support with nutrient fluid, mwah~

Gu Rong was a two-year-old zombie cub. Because he was too small, his short legs couldn't run fast enough to chase prey, so he could only go hungry every day. Prey would pass right under his nose, and just as he tried to crawl up to chase, he'd flop onto the ground. Waking up, Gu Rong transmigrated into a horror game, becoming the smallest NPC in the game. NPCs relied on scaring players to "eat," but Gu Rong was too soft, cute, and utterly adorable to scare anyone. When players encountered this smallest NPC, they were all stunned at first, then completely melted by his cuteness! Gu Rong hugged a player's leg, his tiny fists thumping them, which felt more like a tickle: "I'll beat you! I'll beat you up!" A player fed him a small dried fish. Gu Rong held the dried fish, munching on it with happy "woo-woo" sounds.

Believing he only got food by scaring players, Gu Rong embarked on a path to scare (and cutely kill) them— The little zombie cub bounced and hopped, but couldn't even jump over a "chasm" of twenty centimeters in front of him. The cub had to take an extra hundred-meter detour. By the time he reached the other side, the player had already easily jumped across. The little zombie continued to bounce and hop. An hour later, he was so hungry he was wiping away tears with his tiny hands while still hopping. A player rushed over and picked up the little zombie. They dug into their own pockets, using points to exchange for a large bag of food for the little cub. Player: "Alright, alright, I'll stand right here and let you scare me, is that good enough!" The player personally instructed the cub on how to scare them: "Good, very good, keep it up, that's already two points scary."

Players entering the game all waited for that cub to come out and scare them. Players sitting and waiting with a pile of delicious food and drinks: "Why isn't he out yet?" Live Stream Chat: "This is a horror game, you're supposed to be clearing levels, not feeding the cub NPC!" Viewers: "Please line up in an orderly fashion, no pushing, no snatching, and no feeding junk food!" When appearing in the same frame as this little cub, the player's live stream viewership would skyrocket. Player: "You're here to watch us clear levels, not to watch this little cub!"

Later on— When players tried to do quests, the audience protested: "What are you doing? We want to see the cub, show us the cub!" Players who were near death: "..." "You don't care about my life or death at all!" Players gradually discovered that the more screen time they shared with the cub, the more viewers they got, instantly grasping the secret to traffic. All players, as soon as they entered the game, actively sought out the cub, actively let themselves be scared, and offered all sorts of delicious food and drinks. The little cub, who used to be hungry all the time, was fed until he was fair, chubby, and round. He always thought that players willingly offered him food because he was scary enough. The cub would make funny faces, "da-da-da" run to scare players, and roar like a fierce tiger: "A-woo—"

Tao Yuche never expected that just after he received a bonus and was ready to retire early, he would be favored by the God of Transmigration.

He arrived in another dimension, becoming an 18th-tier obscure celebrity plagued by scandals.

Fortunately, with the help of his system, he went from game streaming to variety shows and acting, coasting along the way, yet blooming brightly.

He also fortunately met the man with whom he could spend his entire life.

Li Shu was a plant-based ability user in the apocalypse. After an accidental death, she opened her eyes to find herself transmigrated into the future interstellar era.

Li Shu's first reaction was to order takeout. Li Shu: "..." She was too poor to afford food. To earn money, Li Shu decided to apply for the most dangerous, yet very lucrative, job in the interstellar era: Star Beast Breeder.

In the interstellar era, some humans evolved the ability to transform into Star Beasts, possessing immense strength and various powers. However, these Star Beasts would uncontrollably destroy everything around them due to the riotous power within their bodies. They voluntarily banished themselves to prisons, enduring pain and endless loneliness.

Until one day, a new breeder appeared. He didn't show the fearful and trembling expression of other breeders. Instead, his eyes lit up, and he excitedly said a lot of strange things. "Oh my goodness, is this a panda cub, and in its baby form!" "Is this an endangered snow leopard, also in its baby form." "So cute!"

The Star Beasts, once feared by space monsters, went: "???" "This human must have a problem with their brain."