CompletedWhy do experts and directors from various top-tier hospitals frequently appear at a community clinic? Why do nationally renowned experts and professors often visit a township-level health center?
Yun Heng, a postgraduate student from a Traditional Chinese Medicine university, offended the department director shortly after joining the hospital, leading to his expulsion. He could only enter a community clinic to make a living. However, through a series of coincidences, he single-handedly transformed a township-level community health center into a nationally renowned Traditional Chinese Medicine incubation base and a globally acclaimed research and medical center.
CompletedA thirty-two-year-old female doctor accidentally obtains a jade bangle and travels back 20 years. Unexpectedly, the bangle is a magical artifact from the immortal realm, containing a spiritual spring, medicinal fields, immortal herbs, secret manuals, and a mischievous little
CompletedDugu Yunian, who once dominated the medical world (apricot altar) with her nine silver needles ten thousand years ago, transmigrated ten thousand years overnight, arriving in a completely unfamiliar interstellar world.
Here, acupuncture? None! Medicinal herbs? None! Even sweet and sour pork ribs? Also none!
Fortunately, her master taught her a set of Nine Body Tempering Arts before disappearing; fortunately, she was exceptionally intelligent and created a beautiful set of nine needles herself; fortunately, an old man left her with an all-around capable little bean.
Eh, wait! Where's the male lead?
What?! Someone can even be born from the mouth of a beast?!
Biao, tell me, that wet, sticky little
CompletedFor three years while Xie Qinghui was abroad, Su Ruowan respectfully cared for his elders at home and even subsidized his living expenses with her own money. However, upon his return, he proposed a breakup, abandoning her.
Su Ruowan then turned to the man at the next table, Huo Shengnian, a blind man who, like her, had been rejected by his blind date.
After their lightning marriage, Su Ruowan thought Huo Shengnian was just a small boss running a blind massage parlor.
Later, she discovered that the clients getting massages at her husband's shop were all influential figures from Fengcheng, requiring card access, and only top-tier VIPs were allowed entry.
Even later, Su Ruowan pioneered the cultivation of traditional Chinese medicine, collaborated with prestigious families in the Imperial Capital, and became the nation's largest medicine supplier, earning immense wealth. With her acupuncture skills, she gained widespread renown, becoming known nationwide as the "Silver Needle Goddess"...
Huo Shengnian then revealed his true identity. The couple joined hands, moving forward together, and she officially entered Huo Shengnian's world as Mrs. Huo.
Accompanying her husband to a celebrity gathering in the Imperial Capital, she was mocked and ridiculed by Huo Shengnian's ex. During a stone gambling session, a casual remark from her caused the "Goddess of the Imperial Capital" socialite to fall from her pedestal.
Much later, Xie Qinghui, holding flowers and a diamond ring, stopped her car to propose, saying, "Wanwan, I was wrong. Please give me another chance. He's blind and can't give you happiness."
Huo Shengnian walked steadily up to the scumbag and said, "Mr. Xie, who are you calling blind? Be careful, I might sue you for defamation."
The back car door opened, and Huo Shengnian turned, carefully helping a pregnant Su Ruowan out of the car. Su Ruowan, smiling radiantly and clinging to him, didn't even spare Xie Qinghui a glance.
Completed[Rejuvenating Sweet Romance + Love After Marriage + Tsundere CEO Becomes a Doting Husband]
To adopt her nephew and get him a household registration, Ning Xi, a descendant of a divine doctor, decided to flash-marry her patient's younger brother. Unexpectedly, the other party immediately presented a prenuptial agreement: they would live separate lives after marriage, with a six-month trial period! Ning Xi: "...Excellent!"
Ning Xi always thought this marriage wouldn't last long, at most ending in divorce once the household registration was settled. However, her husband firmly refused to be a mere tool, suddenly becoming incredibly clingy, showering her with kisses and hugs, and becoming even more sticky after getting a taste of their life together!
Looking at the man who had always helped her, she knew his identity wasn't simple, but she guessed he was at most a small boss. Little did she know, he had already prepared a huge surprise [or shock] for her, proving with actions that her husband not only had a handsome face and strength, but also money in his pocket! His net worth was in the hundreds of billions!
Before marriage, Qin Yan, who felt he was "sold" by his sister, thought: "Heh, you scheming woman, let's see how I expose your true colors!"
After marriage, Qin Yan, grateful to his sister for her discerning eye, thought: "Wife's medical skills are amazing! Wife's cooking is delicious! Watching wife beat people is so satisfying! It's only right to help wife finish off her enemies!"
CompletedAfter solving 9999 difficult and complicated illnesses with her master, Bai Jiesui, a renowned divine physician in another world, transmigrated back. Her current identity is a rookie Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM) doctor with some medical skills.
Providing online live consultations to netizens, she was seen by some as a fraudulent, third-rate TCM doctor.However, this "fraudulent, third-rate TCM doctor" suddenly became popular on an entertainment-oriented health variety show meticulously produced by the Jinjiang platform.
Audiences weren't there to learn health knowledge, nor were they there to see the beautiful doctor giving consultations.They... were there to watch the drama unfold and enjoy the gossip.
She took the pulse of a male idol who had crafted a pure, innocent 'puppy love' single persona.Bai Jiesui said, "Your body is a bit weak; recently, you shouldn't be intimate with your girlfriend."The male idol vehemently denied, "I'm single, I don't have a girlfriend."Bai Jiesui smiled confidently, "You do. You were together at 6 AM this morning, twice."The male idol broke out in a cold sweat: "..."
She took the pulse of a socialite influencer famous for flaunting her wealth.Bai Jiesui said, "Stop eating that poisonous bird's nest."The socialite retorted, "Nonsense! The instant bird's nest I eat is our brand's 6S premium 'Dragon Head Sky Cup'!"Bai Jiesui replied, "Your family's bird's nest contains excessive harmful substances; continued consumption carries a risk of cancer."The socialite's face turned ashen: "..."
She took the pulse of a middle-aged male actor who became famous by riding on his ex-wife's popularity, only to then cheat on her.Bai Jiesui said, "Smoke less; it's not good for your oligospermia."The actor became furious, "Who are you calling infertile? My two children are almost ten years old!"Bai Jiesui furrowed her brow in thought, "That's not right. You have severe congenital oligospermia and have never received treatment; it's impossible for you to have children."The actor's face went from pale to black, then green.
Initially, netizens thought Bai Jiesui was just creating content for show.However, not long after the program aired, four girls came forward to expose the male idol, the socialite's warehouse was sealed by relevant authorities, and the middle-aged actor took his two children for DNA testing...Netizens exclaimed: "...We've never seen such cringe-worthy consultation scenes; the revelations from TCM are more thrilling than those from entertainment reporters!"They, enjoying the spectacle, didn't think the matter was too big, and one after another, they tagged celebrities and superstars in the industry, urging them to get their pulses read by Bai Jiesui.
The tagged celebrities and superstars collectively fell silent.They dared not go, yet dared not refuse.
Pre-reading tips:①: The concept is inspired by the cringe-worthy experiences of many netizens visiting TCM doctors.②: To ensure the story's entertainment and readability, the female lead's abilities will be somewhat mythologized. The entire story is fictional, with personal settings as numerous as mountains and complete fabrication. It contains unrealistic settings and plot points. For the sake of your blood pressure and IQ, readers who are easily offended or from relevant professional fields should proceed with extreme caution.③: This is not a serious medical-related novel; its main purpose is to write gags. Please do not take it seriously in reality; always visit a legitimate hospital for medical care.④: The entire text is fictional; do not associate it with real people or events.
CompletedA superior physician treats before illness, a mediocre physician treats when illness is about to occur, and an inferior physician treats after illness has manifested!
Yu Zhiming (with a serious, solemn expression): You may not believe it, but I must tell you, you will get cancer within the next year...
CompletedShen Ningsi was originally a doctor from the agricultural research institute, not only proficient in farming but also skilled in medicine. She was a prominent rising star in Huaguo!
Who knew that one day she would transmigrate back to ancient times where food was so scarce that people traded children for food? And become a mother, unexpectedly?
Shen Ningsi looked at the child in her belly and declared: "Don't panic, don't panic. Raising children scientifically starts with farming!"
As for the child's father, if he's dead, then he's dead!
A certain "dead" child's father: ? "Whatever my wife says, goes! If you disagree, come fight me!"
CompletedAs a psychiatrist, Gu Nian always thought she was a staunch materialist, until she entered a patient's dream-within-a-dream. In the dream, she fought desperately against an unspeakable monster, then "ate" it. The next day, a psychiatric patient found her, warmly shook her hand, and said, "Doctor Gu, thank you for curing my mental illness!" Gu Nian was speechless. Later, Gu Nian learned that the world was polluted, the apocalypse had arrived, and although humans had evolved superpowers, they were deeply troubled by mental pollution, risking complete mutation if they weren't careful. Mental therapists were their saviors! And she, was a mental therapist.
In the eyes of superpowered individuals, therapists were precious yet fragile. Each treatment required immense energy, and a long rest to recover. Therefore, they had to resist the pollution themselves unless absolutely necessary. On this day, a new therapist arrived at the mental rehabilitation center. The newly appointed therapist smiled and waved, "One at a time is too slow. Come, five at once! Lie down side-by-side, and you'll be fine after a nap!" An ability user, on the verge of mutation, who had just been carried to the doorway, clung to the doorframe, "I think I can still hold on a bit longer..." An hour later, five dizzy ability users walked out of the treatment room. Everyone asked, "Only an hour? Is it really cured?" One of them shook his head blankly, "No, it wasn't an hour, it was one minute. It took me fifty-nine minutes just to fall asleep." It seemed they had encountered a soft-hearted deity.
Note: The male lead appears quite late, the story primarily focuses on the plot, and the romance line exists but is likely minimal.
CompletedAfter years of arduous study, Shen Jiaojiao was finally about to achieve her dreams. Unexpectedly, she died suddenly from staying up late, transmigrating to a small village in the 80s, becoming an uncultured girl waiting to be married. Here, she couldn't eat or dress warmly and was treated as a tool, which enraged Shen Jiaojiao.
Wouldn't it be much better to separate from the family and start her own business? However, through unintentional actions, she unexpectedly became famous throughout the surrounding ten li. She earned the reputation of a divine doctor, like Hua Tuo, and even had a little follower who stuck to her every day...