-1-
Miss M skipped into the staff lounge, humming an unknown tune.
Mr. P was washing his hands in the sink. After washing his hands, he dipped a towel into the hot water in the basin.
Such hot towels will feel softer.
"Hehehe~ La La~"
Mr. P gradually realized that it was a movie theme song from a new movie that had just been shot in the real world.
And the disc of that new movie should have been in his DVD rack.
I discovered it was missing when I was making breakfast this morning.
-2-
…It seems that Miss M took it away last night.
No wonder she wanted to catch up on her sleep in his passenger seat this morning.
He was sleeping so soundly that even when the car door opened he was still holding onto the blanket and mumbling, "Sleep for five more minutes."
-3-
"Good morning, Xiao P~"
Miss M came bounding up, her hands raised to him in a cheerful mood, like a kindergartener raising her crayon-stained hands.
Mr. P naturally picked up the hot towel and helped her wipe the blood off her hands.
"Good morning, Miss M. Be careful not to make so much mess next time."
"I know, I know~ I was just so excited when I saw the banner of the Love Maintenance Department hanging at the door~"
Um.
The seniors in the Love Maintenance Department must have gotten back to their feet.
-4-
Mr. P didn't say anything else. He always wiped Miss M's hands carefully and slowly.
Moreover, because she hates blood, Miss M will remain unusually quiet while her hands are being wiped.
She even yawned midway.
-5-
Since you just got back from a business trip and have to go back to work the next day, don't stay up late watching a movie.
As a result, I am so sleepy now.
And it was a new disc I just rented and hadn't had time to watch it yet.
You can take it and read it in advance, but I hope you won’t spoil the plot.
...Mr. P wanted to say this, but it was working hours, and he generally would not discuss things that happened in the dormitory after get off work during working hours.
So he held back his lecturing and pressed her palm through the hot towel as a lesson.
Miss M retracted her hand, somewhat reluctantly: "Xiao P, you're disgusting. Do you want to hurt me?"
It hurts if you press the palm of your hand, but it doesn't hurt when you swing a hammer full of steel spikes.
Mr. P remained silent, but he quietly eased his grip.
Miss M was a little unwilling to receive no response. She rolled her eyes and suddenly said happily:
"Oh, that movie last night was so good!"
“…Wait, don’t…”
"Especially the scene at the end where the hero gets hit by a train—Xiao P, you have really good taste in choosing movies!"
Mr. P: “…”
He just knew it.
-6-
Mr. P let go of Miss M's newly clean hands and turned to wash the towel.
"Xiao P, Xiao P, let me tell you, the heroine in that movie was also very miserable - when the hero was hit by a train, she was waiting for his call in another city -"
“…”
"It was Christmas time—the heroine stood in the snow and waited and waited—"
“…”
"It's so tragic! I almost cried last night!"
“…”
"Ah, don't worry, I will never let Xiao P suffer such a tragic thing!"
Miss M shook her clean hands and threw herself on the shoulder of her subordinate, whose back was facing away, and shook him. "If Little P got hit by a train, I would be the first to go and see it! I would sing a song for you! And I would scatter flowers! Pink flowers!"
“…”
"The boss loves you very much, Xiao P!"
Mr. P, who was completely spoiled, said: “Oh.”
-7-
Don't want it.
The kind of love that would circle “This is the murderer” at the beginning of his Conan comic book.
-8-
"Xiao P, you have really good taste in movies. You've got a few new movies on your DVD shelf while I was away on business. What are they?"
"Ms. M. You have your own video rack."
Please don’t show me the movie I just rented and casually spoil the ending for me even though I haven’t seen it.
"But Xiao P's DVD shelf is so full... I only have those few movies, and none of them are good..."
"That's because you're too lazy to find and rent them yourself... Although we can only watch movies in the real world on discs, there are stores dedicated to them in the subsystem... Never mind. I'll rent a few for you after get off work today."
"Xiao P is so nice! Xiao P, do you want to watch it with me? It's rare that you help me rent a disc. I want to watch a movie with Xiao P~"
"No. Just watch it for yourself. I'm going to go skateboarding in the central square tonight."
"*Sword drawing sound*"
“…Okay, I’ll watch it with you.”
-9-
"So, let's go to Little P's bedroom and watch a movie?"
"...Ms. M, you have a complete audio-visual room of your own, while I only have a projector in my bedroom."
Although she was just staying there as a guest, Ms. M had her own bedroom, bathroom, cloakroom, etc. in Mr. P's dormitory. They didn't even live on the same floor, so both of them had quite spacious private space.
Mr. P sometimes treats himself as a landlord, but he just doesn't collect rent from his tenants.
Moreover, the space for Ms. M to live and play was not originally set aside in Mr. P's dormitory. Her exclusive spaces and furniture were gradually designed, expanded, and purchased by Mr. P over the years.
Otherwise, the boss will suddenly appear in his bed, bathroom, or closet.
-10-
Mr. P no longer wanted to experience the tragedy of "his boss coming in and deliberately taking away the shower head while he was washing his hair."
He also didn't want to experience the tragedy of "preparing to take off his clothes to go to sleep, but turning around to find his boss staring at him on the pillow."
-11-
"Xiao P's habit is to sleep naked. Ugh."
"It's summer, and my bedroom doesn't have air conditioning, so it's just... No, that's not the point. (*quickly getting dressed*) Why are you here?"
"It's too hot. I can't sleep. Little P put me to sleep."
“…”
You are too hot to sleep. Why don't you squeeze into my quilt and feel less hot?
-12-
The next day, Mr. P installed air conditioners in every room.
-13-
To be honest, if his boss didn't live at home, he wouldn't even buy a bathtub.
Cleaning a bathtub is a chore...
But the boss won't listen. The only thing on the boss' mind is bubble baths and flower petal baths.
Anyway, she is not responsible for cleaning the bathtub, so she can just leave it to her subordinates.
-14-
There is no nanny profession in the system world, and all housework is handled by the employees themselves.
Although he couldn't afford a luxurious villa due to his limited experience, Mr. P's dormitory was still very spacious.
It has two floors, a sloping attic and a basement. He also opened a small garden for his personal interest.
...With so much space, it's quite difficult to clean.
Therefore, before M moved in, Mr. P would only use the first floor, and he had locked up the first floor and the space outside the garden using a vacuum process.
As a single man with a wide range of interests who likes to travel around the world, he really doesn't have many requirements for his residence.
But after Miss M moved in, Mr. P, who lived in the master bedroom on the first floor, was forced to move into a guest bedroom on the second floor.
Because Miss M always attacks the bedrooms on the first floor, the reason she gives is that the first floor is very convenient.
As a result, after Mr. P moved to the second floor, Ms. M continued to attack his bedroom on the second floor.
...A few years later, Mr. P on the second floor converted the guest bedroom into his boss's cloakroom, and he quietly moved into the attic on the second floor.
Even so, his boss would raid his attic bedroom from time to time.
What was her obsession with his bedroom?
-15-
The end result of the constant tug of war was that the space Mr. P needed to clean increased dramatically.
Most human employees would choose to hire robot employees to clean for a small portion of their salary, but Mr. P couldn't. He had to roll up his sleeves and do it himself.
Because the robot hates Miss M.
Miss M also hates robots.
She and the robot absolutely cannot be in the same space, unless Mr. P wants to be met with screams, buzzing, broken parts, and more complaints.
-16-
Mr. P once tried to cover Ms. M’s head with a cardboard box when the robot housekeeping came to her house to prevent her from moving.
The effect is very significant, and robot housekeeping has survived successfully.
-17-
But Mr. P, who removed the cardboard box afterwards, did not survive.
-18-
…After that, he spent a long time arguing with his boss and finally stopped her from going crazy in the dormitory… “Forget about it during work, I hope my off-duty time is safe and harmless, Miss M. If you are obedient, I will take care of your dinner…”
So Mr. P soon took charge of his boss's breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Soon, I began to face the daily dislike of my boss, saying, "It's unpalatable, yue."
-19-
"There shouldn't be so much salt in the soup." "The meat is completely overcooked." "Why are you standing so far away when frying an egg? It won't attack you, only I will." "I get it, Xiao P, you only know how to spread toast and make coffee, right?"
"It tastes terrible, Yue."
...disgust x3 every day.
Mr. P, who was disliked x3 times a day, began to feel a little bothered.
So, after several years of hard work, this meticulous subordinate finally managed to cook normal meals and developed a new hobby of cooking.
Ms. M: "But your soup is still terrible. You still put too much salt. This little green vegetable is cut so ugly. I already said I hate pickled mustard greens, yet you still put...Yue in it."
-20-
Mr. P, who was used to concentrating on cooking and keeping silent in the kitchen, said: "..."
Mr. P broke the silence.
"Then don't drink."
"…Are you angry?"
"No."
-twenty one-
Miss M did not notice that Mr. P was angry. The subordinate who turned around and served the dishes to the table still maintained a calm and peaceful expression in front of her.
Angels seem to have nothing to do with being angry. No one has ever seen Mr. P angry.
Most of the time, his expression was smiling, even though he would be a little cold towards Miss M sometimes, and would be expressionless when expressing his troubles.
But Mr. P always makes people feel so gentle. Even if he has no expression, there is a hint of softness in him.
It seemed that his brows turned cold, and he was just a little helpless.
…If Little P would get angry, Miss M couldn’t help but think, I wouldn’t like to provoke him so much.
-twenty two-
However, from then on, every time Miss M complained that the soup tasted bad, it became saltier.
-twenty three-
For some reason, the comments at the table gradually turned into praise.
The author has something to say: Well, I don’t know why.
It has nothing to do with the angels. They won’t be angry, they will just mind a little.
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