She Only Focuses on the Abstract and Doesn't Love Me

Original title: "Abstract Couple"

[Non-traditional marriage first, love later / Cliched tropes for days / Master of verbal sparring / Otaku couple / Comedic duo with mismatched logic / "If you're hungry, I'll tell you to eat sh*t" type of people...]

Tang Ke: Buddies, I caught a禁欲眼镜系omega (ascetic, glasses-wearing omega) on a blind date!

Fu Yu: Her voice is so pleasant.

Tang Ke: Teasing a virgin is everyone's responsibility! But, sorry, I'm not human anymore.

Fu Yu: So it was just talk... well, I was certainly hyped up.

After hooking him without taking responsibility, Tang Ke belike: I don't want to think too much. Can't I just be a mindless zombie? Play is play, jokes are jokes, but don't joke about feelings. I still have to go to work, comrade, I'll always serve the people.

No chance to confess, Fu Yu belike: Thanks for asking, got sand in my eyes.

Realizing she might have feelings for him but too embarrassed to say it directly, Tang Ke belike: Look how white this wall is.

Having completely adapted to her verbal antics and grown accustomed to them, Fu Yu belike: Alright, I'll kiss you later.

[Tsundere, poker-faced programmer x Flamboyant, erratic civil servant]

[Game fanatic who clears levels unconventionally x Heavily infected by vulgar emojis, evil bang-wielder]

[Too many titles to list x We're two of a kind, neither better than the other]

[Pure love man x Stubborn donkey woman]

Reading tips:

1. A short, sweet romance novel without much substance, full of diverse tropes and complex elements; you won't regret buying it.

2. More focused on daily life, a romantic sketch. All in all, it's a happy and congratulatory story of mutual affection.

3. No angst throughout, but there are unfunny dad jokes; keep warm.

4. A childish marriage with some logic, but not much.

5. Featuring working-class life, with elements of struggling laborers.

6. Will add more if I think of anything...

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Content tags: Urban, Happy Enemies, Fated Match, Relaxed, Daily Life, Secret Love.

Tang Ke, Fu Yu.

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Brief summary: The abstract couple mixes first, loves later.

Theme: Encounter implies compatibility.