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After solving 9999 difficult and complicated illnesses with her master, Bai Jiesui, a renowned divine physician in another world, transmigrated back. Her current identity is a rookie Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM) doctor with some medical skills.

Providing online live consultations to netizens, she was seen by some as a fraudulent, third-rate TCM doctor.However, this "fraudulent, third-rate TCM doctor" suddenly became popular on an entertainment-oriented health variety show meticulously produced by the Jinjiang platform.

Audiences weren't there to learn health knowledge, nor were they there to see the beautiful doctor giving consultations.They... were there to watch the drama unfold and enjoy the gossip.

She took the pulse of a male idol who had crafted a pure, innocent 'puppy love' single persona.Bai Jiesui said, "Your body is a bit weak; recently, you shouldn't be intimate with your girlfriend."The male idol vehemently denied, "I'm single, I don't have a girlfriend."Bai Jiesui smiled confidently, "You do. You were together at 6 AM this morning, twice."The male idol broke out in a cold sweat: "..."

She took the pulse of a socialite influencer famous for flaunting her wealth.Bai Jiesui said, "Stop eating that poisonous bird's nest."The socialite retorted, "Nonsense! The instant bird's nest I eat is our brand's 6S premium 'Dragon Head Sky Cup'!"Bai Jiesui replied, "Your family's bird's nest contains excessive harmful substances; continued consumption carries a risk of cancer."The socialite's face turned ashen: "..."

She took the pulse of a middle-aged male actor who became famous by riding on his ex-wife's popularity, only to then cheat on her.Bai Jiesui said, "Smoke less; it's not good for your oligospermia."The actor became furious, "Who are you calling infertile? My two children are almost ten years old!"Bai Jiesui furrowed her brow in thought, "That's not right. You have severe congenital oligospermia and have never received treatment; it's impossible for you to have children."The actor's face went from pale to black, then green.

Initially, netizens thought Bai Jiesui was just creating content for show.However, not long after the program aired, four girls came forward to expose the male idol, the socialite's warehouse was sealed by relevant authorities, and the middle-aged actor took his two children for DNA testing...Netizens exclaimed: "...We've never seen such cringe-worthy consultation scenes; the revelations from TCM are more thrilling than those from entertainment reporters!"They, enjoying the spectacle, didn't think the matter was too big, and one after another, they tagged celebrities and superstars in the industry, urging them to get their pulses read by Bai Jiesui.

The tagged celebrities and superstars collectively fell silent.They dared not go, yet dared not refuse.

Pre-reading tips:①: The concept is inspired by the cringe-worthy experiences of many netizens visiting TCM doctors.②: To ensure the story's entertainment and readability, the female lead's abilities will be somewhat mythologized. The entire story is fictional, with personal settings as numerous as mountains and complete fabrication. It contains unrealistic settings and plot points. For the sake of your blood pressure and IQ, readers who are easily offended or from relevant professional fields should proceed with extreme caution.③: This is not a serious medical-related novel; its main purpose is to write gags. Please do not take it seriously in reality; always visit a legitimate hospital for medical care.④: The entire text is fictional; do not associate it with real people or events.

All-around genius Dai Li, holder of tens of thousands of invention patents, transmigrated into a novel. She became a scandal-ridden female celebrity in an entertainment circle story, burdened with a 50 million yuan gambling agreement, and her contract was about to expire.

True powerhouses never fear "hell mode."

Dai Li immediately got up that night and logged onto the national patent website. Thermostatic materials, artificial gills, body-sculpting capsules, physiological pain relievers... She might as well register a few patents first. Even if she couldn't make it in the entertainment industry, she wouldn't starve to death.

Netizens noticed that Dai Li, who was always fond of flaunting her beauty, had recently taken on an unusual style.

While other female celebrities walked the red carpet in high-fashion couture, she showed up in a sun protection jacket. Seeing the female celebrity next to her shivering from the cold, Dai Li pulled out a similar jacket: "This is made of thermostatic material. Regardless of the temperature, it'll keep you warm in one second. Transfer me 500, and it's yours."

The celebrity next to her thought: "Do you even believe something so ridiculous? :)" Netizens heard about it and commented: "500 for a broken jacket? Why don't you just rob someone? Thermostatic material? You're really good at bragging!"

Later, netizens saw Dai Li appear on a science variety show called "The Making of Edison," where the things she produced became increasingly outrageous.

Things like body-sculpting capsules that could improve gut flora and lead to painless weight loss; a physiological pain reliever that could eradicate women's menstrual pain; and even a phone that could detect smells...

Initially, netizens scoffed: "Exaggerated publicity! Anyone who believes it is a fool!"

Later, they discovered that the thermostatic material, which was frost-resistant, fire-retardant, and blocked toxic smoke, was adopted by the Forest City fire department. Since then, no firefighter had been burned. The physiological pain reliever brought cheers from women nationwide who suffered from menstrual cramps.

After-the-fact netizens exclaimed: "What an incredibly good deal that 500-yuan thermostatic jacket was, QAQ!"

Even later, a production crew conducted a surprise live broadcast at Dai Li's home and filmed her house, which was piled high with patent certificates.

The director and live audience were utterly stunned. Dai Li calmly said: "If I really can't get famous, I can only sell patents to make a living. These are just small inventions. I still have countless major project patents like AC power storage technology, controllable nuclear fusion, and bionic organs. Feel free to inquire ^_^~"

Netizens responded: "You're not famous? Turns out everyone is using your inventions and sending you patent fees..."

[Mindless wish fulfillment, unrealistic plot setting, extremely powerful cheat, do not take seriously.]

[Don't nitpick whether it's scientific or not. Let's keep our imagination, maybe it can really be achieved in the future.]

After completing infinite missions, Ming Fu obtained a chance for rebirth and a healthy body. Having been sickly since childhood, she was now living in the countryside with her parents. Her older brother was working in the city, unable to return home even once a year, toiling hard to earn money for her medical treatment.

Not long after returning, Ming Fu had a dream. In the dream, a