CompletedAfter dying young in her prime, the master of the Xuanmen sect, Yan Jiu, transmigrated to a parallel world and became an unfortunate soul whose luck had been stolen. She inexplicably bound herself to a funeral system. Completing one job would grant her 100 days of lifespan from the system, and more importantly, this lifespan could be shared with anyone.
The previously short-lived 9 Jiuan thought, "Why wallow in misery? A scientific and legal method for extending life has arrived!" The Chu family from the capital found their long-lost true daughter. The public eagerly watched for a revenge drama or a real-life face-slapping story in the wealthy elite. Who would have thought that the found Yan Jiu only wanted to open a funeral home, which was looked down upon by others, and started a nationwide sensation?
When Yan Jiu was browsing a streamer in the extreme sports zone, the system panel flashed, informing her that the streamer's mortality rate was 100%, making them a precise client. She upheld the principle of "smiling" as the highest virtue and did not forget to remind them: [It's not advisable for the streamer to fly today. My suggestion is for you to go home and sleep zZZ.]
The streamer, however, continued as usual. Yan Jiu turned around, followed them, and began taking jobs: [Funeral services, take your time. Interested in our one-stop funeral package? Book now for a grand opening special and receive a complimentary exquisite urn x1~]
Netizens furiously accused her of bad luck. When no one believed her, the streamer Yan Jiu had followed moments later plummeted off a cliff—dead. After several such incidents.
The prophetic Yan Jiu became a nationwide sensation!
CompletedThe doomsday big shot from the Xuanmen sect caught the last train for transmigration, becoming the fake daughter in an abusive novel. At the start, she evaded various ill-intentioned individuals only to discover she was a substandard citizen, liable for immediate deportation by the Empire?
Qu Jian'er could only return to her old profession, opening the door to a new world. With one hand, she engaged in variety shows and acting (making small money); with the other, she scientifically preached and resolved doubts (making big money).
Her stall was often accompanied by a giant holographic projector and an ultra-large amplifier, broadcasting in a 360° loop:
Life-saving talismans, 10% off.
Recharge promotions are more cost-effective.
Calming talismans, buy one get one free.
New customers get an instant ¥3 discount.
There are also sin purifiers, spiritual energy locators, resentment detectors, soul translators, mecha enhancement cards... waiting for you to grab!
When she became a hot topic on the trending list again, most people scoffed and sneered. Meanwhile, top directors, famous movie stars, popular idols, business tycoons, elite CEOs, and imperial big shots flocked to her, pleading, "Big shot, save us!"
There’s a formidable figure residing in the capital of the Imperial main star. Rumor has it he is unnaturally intelligent, capricious, cunning, and ascetic.
One day, under the lens of a live broadcast across the entire galaxy, this figure confessed, "I checked today's calendar. Besides loving you~, nothing is auspicious."
From then on, the silence of most people was deafening.