CompletedIn his previous life, because of his love for gossip, Lu Xingzhou became an entertainment reporter. He ended up getting hit by a car and dying while saving someone during a stakeout. One day, he reopened his life. When he recovered his memories at sixteen, he realized he had transmigrated into a "CEO universe" novel… The moment he opened his eyes, he found he could understand and talk to plants and animals. Lu Xingzhou was delighted—wasn't this a "melon field" (gossip paradise)? He, Lu Chacha, would eat, eat, eat! Although the gossip was delicious, there was no one to share it with. His elder brothers (Big Brother, Second Brother, Third Brother, Fourth Brother, Fifth Brother) were still just stepping stones for other people's "melon fields." Lu Chacha looked at his brothers with a complicated expression. Who knew that suddenly, his brothers would rise up and press all the CEO protagonists into the dirt!!!
The Lu family discovered that on their youngest brother's sixteenth birthday, they could suddenly hear his inner thoughts! Listening to their little brother babble about gossip and complain, secretly glancing at them with his little eyes…
Big Brother: "I heard I'm a demon-possessed villain in a CEO novel? Trampled underfoot by those two? How unlucky!!"
Second Brother: "Huh? I'm a white moonlight cannon fodder? After the CEO gong found a small substitute and then fell for the substitute, he started ruining my career? Get lost! I'm even worse off than Big Brother!"
Third Brother: "Huh? I'm cannon fodder in a soldier king novel? A former soldier king? Had my leg tampered with during training, got crippled, and was forced to retire home to make way for that guy? Hehehe… Third Brother is blackening…"
Fourth Brother: "I became the deeply devoted male second lead in a campus novel? And after making various concessions for the female lead, giving her all sorts of honors, she still fell in love with the campus bully rich second generation? Bah!"
Fifth Brother: "Because his own brothers had no good outcomes, he got his leg broken while seeking revenge???"
After hearing all this, the brothers looked silently at their inconspicuous younger brother… They had originally thought he was Old Man Lu's illegitimate child, occupying the place of their lost biological brother… But wait! He *was* their biological brother???
As a transmigrator, Cheng Yishu was bound to a matchmaker system—as the name suggests, a match-making system. Before Cheng Yishu could even accept it and prepare to lie down and wait for death, he discovered that his system was different from others. It was rebellious; not only did it dislike matchmaking, but it also loved to break up couples, and the rewards for breaking up couples were exceptionally generous… Speaking of which, Cheng Yishu wasn't sleepy anymore. Wasn't it just breaking up couples? He could do it. They weren't good matches anyway. It really wasn't the rewards that tempted him!!!
Recently, the Emperor of Xia Kingdom was very troubled. As a valiant and capable emperor, he always inexplicably heard all sorts of strange things. He wasn't scared, but it was very annoying. So, at the suggestion of his personal eunuch, he decided to establish the position of National Preceptor. Just as he was preparing to meet the new National Preceptor, he suddenly heard a voice from somewhere else…
"He's the Emperor? *Hiss*, his red strings are quite messy. How about we first remove the red strings between his personal eunuch and this new National Preceptor?"Emperor of Xia Kingdom: "????""Hahahahaha, this little eunuch really went all out for love. He secretly tickles the Emperor's feet every day when he's asleep, then pretends to be asleep when the Emperor wakes up, and even tricked the Emperor into establishing the National Preceptor position for his lover!"The Emperor of Xia Kingdom narrowed his eyes and accurately found the person among the crowd who looked quiet, full of immortal aura, and hadn't spoken a word. Excellent, he would be the National Preceptor!
Cheng Yishu, inexplicably, went from an eliminated candidate to the National Preceptor. Before he could even be happy about how intimidating the National Preceptor title was and that he could start his missions, he found, "Hey? My mission is complete?? And I got a lot of matchmaker points???"
"Oh, this man? He's impotent, and he's also mentally ill; he likes to play S.M."Miss Chen: "???? Wait, I'm going to break off the engagement right now!""Hahahahaha, this person is so funny. He's so narcissistic that he thinks no one in this world is worthy of him, so he carries a mirror with him every day. No need to break them up, he won't get married!"Young Master Wang: "???? Then what am I?"
Cheng Yishu always thought his mind was clear and unhindered, until after he transmigrated… As a new Daoist disciple and the current National Preceptor, he understood one thing: 'May my fellow Daoist die, but not this poor Daoist.' If you provoke me today, I will deal with you, otherwise, this poor Daoist's Dao heart will be unstable! Besides, I've already transmigrated, can't you just indulge me a little?Xia Zhang: "The Empress is right!"
CompletedAs a transmigrator, Cheng Yishu was bound to a matchmaker system. As the name suggests, it was a matchmaking system.
Before Cheng Yishu could even accept it and prepare to 'lie flat' and wait for death, he discovered that his system was different from others. It was rebellious, not only disliking matchmaking but also preferring to break up couples, and the rewards for breaking up couples were exceptionally generous...
Speaking of this, Cheng Yishu was no longer sleepy. Isn't it just breaking up little couples? He could do it. Anyway, they weren't good matches. It really wasn't the rewards that tempted him!!!
Recently, the Emperor of Xia Kingdom was very troubled. As an Emperor with abundant martial virtue, he always inexplicably heard strange things. He wasn't afraid, but it was very annoying. So, following the suggestion of his personal eunuch, he decided to establish the position of Imperial Advisor. Just as he was preparing to meet the new Imperial Advisor, he heard a voice suddenly appear from another direction...
[He's the Emperor? Hiss, his red strings of fate are messy. Should I first cut the red strings between his little eunuch and this new Imperial Advisor?]
Emperor of Xia Kingdom: "??????"
[Hahahaha, this little eunuch is really going all out for love! Every day, he tickles the Emperor's feet while the Emperor sleeps, then pretends to sleep as soon as the Emperor wakes up. He even tricked the Emperor into establishing the Imperial Advisor position for his beloved!]
The Emperor of Xia Kingdom narrowed his eyes and accurately found the quiet, ethereal-looking person who had never spoken in the crowd. Excellent! He would be the Imperial Advisor!
Cheng Yishu became the Imperial Advisor from a eliminated candidate for no reason. Before he could even be happy that the Imperial Advisor title could bluff people and allow him to carry out missions, he found, "Hey? My mission is completed?? And I gained a lot of matchmaker points???"
[Oh, this man. He's impotent, and mentally ill. He likes to play S/M.]
Miss Chen: "??????" "Wait, I'm going to break off the engagement right now!!"
[Hahahaha, this person is so funny. He's so narcissistic that he thinks no one in this world is worthy of him, so he carries a mirror everywhere. No need to break them up, he won't get married!]
Young Master Wang: "??????" "Then what am I?"
Cheng Yishu always thought his mind was clear until he transmigrated... As a new Taoist disciple and the current Imperial Advisor, he understood one thing: 'May my fellow Taoist die, not me.' If you provoke me today, I must deal with you, otherwise my Dao heart will be unstable!
Besides, I've already transmigrated, why not give me a break?
Xia Zhang: "The Empress is right!"
Shou is petty, loves to 'lie flat,' has no emotions, and always seeks immediate revenge. Not a good person.
Gong: "The Imperial Advisor is right" to "My wife is right," a love-brain.
Disclaimers: Will be very crazy, crazy in all senses, very unrestrained, no logic...
Various modern products will appear, but only Shou can use them, possibly even AKs...
Gong is a true tyrant, but he will change for Shou. A mutual journey? Maybe...
Golden Finger is wide open!
Bai Chen, a divine statue carver, perpetually accepted commissions for carving Taoist and Buddhist statues and divine beasts.
After taking a big order to carve the Four Divine Beasts, he died suddenly? Opening his eyes, he was silent. He had arrived in a world filled with strange phenomena. In this world, external weirdness prevailed, and Chinese mythology had a generational gap.
The Bai family, where Bai Chen was, was forced to move out of the capital because they drove the fake young master out, offending the fake young master's patron big shot. Bai Chen, who sobered up on the road, looked at his family, old and young, crying for food, and fell silent...
Bai Chen looked at the profession of divine sculptor... "Should I give it a try?"
The Four Divine Beasts appeared one after another, guarding China. The Underworld appeared, suppressing all ghosts. Immortals descended from the heavens with divine power, and Chinese deities reappeared in the world.
The strange entities who wanted to run wild in China discovered that their companions seemed to be getting fewer and fewer?
The Bai family members discovered... their youngest child seemed to have misunderstood something?? But, as long as the youngest child is happy...
PS: Mythological gap, cannot be verified. All inaccuracies are personal settings. Has a gong, gong has a background as a 'house-husband' type, Bai Chen is the best!!
Might be very chuunibyou, because when writing the synopsis, the author's chuunibyou soul was burning.
Content tags: Supernatural, Palace Intrigue, System, Transmigration into a Book, Satisfying Read
Cheng Yishu, Xia Zhang
One-sentence introduction: Also known as "Overbearing Emperor, Pretty Matchmaker."
Theme: Strive to create value even in adversity.