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Summary: Pre-collected novel: "Not Answering Calls, Have You Reconciled with Your Husband?"

1.

Liu Jingheng was born with a chronic illness, requiring long-term treatment and medication, which led to memory decline, making him dull and slow.

On the verge of death, he transmigrated into a danmei novel as the cannon fodder green tea character.

This green tea character committed all sorts of malicious acts, ending up with the most tragic fate—enemies rejoiced, and even relatives were happier than the enemies.

Liu Jingheng's outdated CPU ran for half a year and concluded:

I don't want to live anymore; better to complete the cannon fodder mission quickly—that little box is my final destination.

Upon transmigrating, the cannon fodder was plotting to frame the protagonist shou, aiming to ruin his reputation.

Plus the classic cannon fodder line: "I sincerely treated you as a friend, why did you harm me! Villain!"

Liu Jingheng clenched his fist firmly: Just do it, throw me into the Yellow River, let the whole nation drink Longjing tea.

But when he opened his mouth, he realized his brain was as blank as goose feathers, his severely degenerated tongue rolled up, and he stammered:

"I sincerely harm you, why did you treat me as a friend. Vil-vil..."

Protagonist shou: ...?

How did it suddenly turn into spoiling?

Under the moonlight, the protagonist shou held Liu Jingheng in the garden, softly coaxing:

"Doesn't hurt anymore, right? Next time you have any plan, tell me in advance, I'll cooperate properly."

Behind them, the protagonist gong's sandbag-sized fists cracked as he clenched them.

2.

According to the original plot, seeing his wife heartbroken and leaving, the protagonist gong devised a plan, using someone else to kill.

He approached Liu Jingheng proactively and said:

"I also want to marry you, but my little uncle strongly opposes it. Go find him, say you have his bed photos to force him, don't say I told you."

Liu Jingheng, upon hearing this, wanted to die even more.

In the original text, little uncle Qin Du was the ultimate big villain pointed at by thousands, devoid of humanity; he had personally removed his mother's oxygen mask back then, setting the stage for his later rebellion.

To enter the soil peacefully sooner, Liu Jingheng clenched his fist x2: Villain is bad, I'm good, I'll let the whole nation drink Longjing tea.

He found Qin Du, and upon meeting the man's cold gaze, his old brain struggled and failed, messing up the "you me him" taught by the protagonist gong, stammering:

"You, if you don't marry me, you have to show me your bed photos..."

Qin Du didn't even look up, his voice chillingly cold:

"Speak properly, if you spoil again, go back where you came from."

Liu Jingheng: No duck.

After the failed action, to return to transmigration, Liu Jingheng followed Qin Du's butt every day, opening his mouth with threats.

Diligence makes up for clumsiness; the lines became more fluent, and he even learned to apply them flexibly.

Liu Jingheng threatened: "If you don't agree, I won't eat, starve me to death."

Qin Du finally mercifully looked up: "So? Want me to feed you?"

Liu Jingheng froze like a duck with its neck pinched.

Suddenly couldn't remember, is that what it meant?

Then he heard Qin Du say:

"Fine, spoil for me to see."

Liu Jingheng: ? "I won't, little uncle, don't torment me."

Qin Du lifted the spoon: "Such a good boy."

Liu Jingheng always remembered letting the whole nation drink Longjing tea, knowing his brain couldn't be trusted, so he pulled out his carefully compiled "Green Tea Manual".

Follow it to read, sure to be right.

He found the relevant issue in the manual, flipped to the next page, and confidently read the answer:

"Brother, I'm wearing transparent little lace below today, want to see? I remember your lover doesn't like wearing transparent little lace."

Liu Jingheng: ...? Such unfamiliar words.

Dead hand, the book must be flipped page by page!

Just as he was about to reread, he heard Qin Du's voice from across, low and cold but with hidden amusement:

"So obedient, let me see, what pattern lace."

Liu Jingheng: .

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Reading Guide:

1. The shou has memory degeneration due to long-term medication, treatment, surgical hypoxia, mild cognitive impairment, sometimes slurring speech.

2. Except for the original gong, it's all-around doting harem.

3. The gong is the villain, only loves the shou, others are trash to him.

4. This story is absurd, illogical, author has limited vocabulary, poor writing, too late to hit, will work hard next life!

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Pre-collected novel, please collect!!!

"Not Answering Calls, Have You Reconciled with Your Husband?"

1.

Top entertainer Lin Shuyue offended a flop due to severe face blindness, got revenge from the flop and his backer, and on the verge of death, transmigrated into a hit novel.

Good news: Protagonist!

Bad news: Flower market product.

In the original text, the protagonist is an 18th-tier flop who, to rise, used the drugging, photo, hot search trio, breaking up the current husband and his deeply loved white moonlight.

The white moonlight leaves one day, husband becomes completely perverted, hobby is sending the protagonist to other men's beds, watching the protagonist humiliated and crying under others, enjoying desire at its peak.

Lin Shuyue: No rush, first find the time machine entrance.

But the transmigration timing was off; he didn't find the time machine entrance, but his own entrance faced the biggest chrysanthemum crisis.

Lin Shuyue grabbed a fruit knife to fight the man on him, but after seeing the man's face clearly, his hand had an extra apple:

"Hard work plowing, tired right? I'll peel an apple for you to nourish your body."

At that time, the husband hiding in the dark watching the show lost his smile.

2.

Lin Shuyue experienced vulgar yet overwhelming pleasure, immediately setting a new life goal:

He wants to be happy day and night, become the happiest person in the world.

On set as an extra, Lin Shuyue saw a man very similar to that night, proactively pulled him to the rest room, tore clothes:

"Quick battle, I only have one hour break."

But no, feels wrong.

Whatever, too late, get on first.

At that time, the husband hiding in the dark had eyes dark and gloomy like a pool of dead water.

3.

Lin Shuyue got tired; there are many handsome men and beauties in the book, ultimate pleasure isn't hanging on one tree.

He started looking for new targets.

But the man who once brought him pleasure wouldn't have it, changing numbers several times a day to call and check on him; Lin Shuyue simply blacklisted all numbers for peace.

Unexpectedly, one night several hot searches exploded, sending him to rising star path.

The big conglomerate representative publicly @ him on Weibo:

[Not answering calls, have you reconciled with your husband?]

The film emperor with billions of fans followed @ him:

[Sir, answer the phone? You don't want your husband to lose his job and face bankruptcy, right?]

Lin Shuyue: ?

That night, Lin Shuyue knelt on the floor, husband calmly flipping his phone, eyes frosted with snow.

That night, no matter how good the villa soundproofing, neighbors still heard the heart-wrenching roar:

"Who's message are you replying to, show me, show me!"

"No wonder you suddenly switched to Android, turns out Android can dual WeChat."

"The photos you sent to others on your alt are spicy, add me and send me some."

"Add me!!!"

Lin Shuyue: No, you're not my type.

Content tags: Wealthy Family Sweet Transmigration Refreshing Lighthearted

Liu Jingheng Qin Du

One-sentence summary: The original is written like this, super cute.

Theme: Equality first, then love.

I am the heir of Weiyuan Marquis, Cui Xiao. I have a father who was abandoned by a heartless man and a stepfather who is like a little cabbage, and the most beautiful mother.

Weiyuan Marquis: The entire capital knows there's a grassland on my head.

Weiyuan Marquis Madam Xiao Zhou: I've said it already, I have no relation with the emperor; he's my cousin!

Weiyuan Marquis: I don't listen! I don't listen! Little cabbage in the field yellow, lost my mother at two or three, got a vicious stepmother! Married a wife who gave me a green hat! My life!

Later, he finds out I'm not his biological son, and the father is overjoyed.

Weiyuan Marquis: My wife is still my wife! She loves me the most! No more green on my head!!!

Xiao Zhou: You're happy too soon. If Xiao'er isn't our son, the problem is, where is our son? Who are Xiao'er's parents?

Weiyuan Marquis: It must be some peasant woman who swapped my son.

Xiao Zhou elegantly rolls her eyes at her husband.

Xiao Zhou: Read fewer storybooks. When I was in the palace crying for the Empress Dowager, I gave birth prematurely by accident. Where would a peasant woman come from in the palace?

Weiyuan Marquis: Then it must have been swapped with some prince. The palace was in chaos back then because the Empress Dowager suddenly passed away!

Xiao Zhou: ...Can I still keep this husband?

Have you forgotten that the current emperor has no sons? Where would princes come from? Those three adopted sons are still in their own mansions and haven't entered the palace yet!

Later, it turns out the little divine doctor is the son of my beautiful and gentle mother. I'm so heartbroken, I cry. Fortunately, I still have Huaiyang King who loves me more than himself!

Huaiyang King: Don't cry, baby. Today, I'll let you be on top.

Cui Xiao: Really?

Some country's palace: Have you asked for parental consent? Kid?

[Dual Male Leads/Arranged Marriage to True Love/Dual Virgins/Guiding Lover/Redemption/Mutual Pampering]

(Completed)

New book just released, so low rating

Mu Xu (Top) x Lin Jin (Bottom)

[Arranged Marriage to True Love]

[Gentle Insecure Top vs World-Weary Long-Haired Beauty Bottom]

— Lin Jin has no interest in anything. On the night he chooses self-destruction, he meets his high school classmate Mu Xu.

And fake marries him.

— Cowardly Mu Xu has a person he's secretly loved for many years. When they meet again, he chooses to end it all on the bridge. So he tells a lie and tricks the person into his hands.

Little by little, he raises the person up.

Raises a smile, raises him plump and tender.

— Lin Jin doesn't know that Mu Xu frequently video calls him, not out of clinginess, but just to keep staring at him every moment.

Just very afraid, very afraid that he will disappear.

* The pace is very slow throughout, with some minor misunderstandings. Warm and sweet with a touch of sourness, no crazy possessiveness.

Little daily life of raising his wife.

Younger top, mutual pampering.

Daily updates, but short chapters.

Previous work, plot is a bit light.

Double male leads!!!! Sweet pampering!!!!

A bit naive, but I'll try my best!!

Time waits for no one, but time will stop for those who have intentions.

From the year I met you at six years old, innocent and cute;

Then to our youth, watching you like a rampant sun, watching you grow into a spirited young man;

Later, I developed different feelings for you, and the relationship between us started to become ambiguous;

Later, you took the flower from my hand, and we got together.

I believe that for the rest of our lives, we will spend it together, whether it's the mundane daily chores or the romantic moments.

Black-bellied yandere beautiful top student gong (Wen Si Ru) vs tsundere soft-hearted 24k pure gold straight male school bully shou (Ren Yi Zi)

Ren Yi Zi was once harassed by a gay person, and from that, he angrily posted on his Moments declaring that he is homophobic and a 24k steel straight man.

However, his new roommate in senior year, the legendary figure of Han Mo Middle School, the dream lover of countless girls—Wen Si Ru—gradually bent him.

When they were hiding together in the dormitory closet to avoid the dean's search, Wen Si Ru's eyes flickered with the startled emotion of a fawn, his soft black hair hanging over his forehead, looking so pitiful.

He lightly hooked Ren Yi Zi's lean biceps with his pinky finger and said, "Zi Ge, I... I'm scared, I have claustrophobia."

Who could resist that? Who could stand it? Ren Yi Zi's protective instincts exploded, and he said to him, "Don't be afraid, I'm here."

But Ren Yi Zi occasionally felt that Wen Si Ru was a bit strange...

One day, he went out to play late at night and got drunk. Wen Si Ru effortlessly hoisted him over his shoulder, dodged the dean's patrol, and even carried him over the school wall.

School bully Ren Yi Zi was shocked. He straightened up on Wen Si Ru's shoulder: "Hey! Put me down!"

Wen Si Ru carried him without even panting, calmly patting his butt: "Be good, don't move around."

Ren Yi Zi: ?!

Who the hell are you? Is this still the good boy I know?

Highlights:

*1v1, HE, sweet, refreshing, melodramatic school story

*This story has no morals or ethics, the gong and shou characters are not perfect, not suitable for extreme control freaks

*No need to inform if you abandon the story, reject writing guidance.

[Dual Male Leads + Dark Crime + Yandere + Threats + Imprisonment + Training + Possessiveness + Forced Love]

[Yandere Insane Dominant x Frail Healer Submissive]

Su Yumi only because of a moment of curiosity attracted the starting point of trouble, the beginning of imprisonment and training, a twisted romance of threats and danger unfolded from there...

First escape: sent to the club to become prey...

Second escape: fingers broken by the insane man, shackles on ankles, reduced to a plaything.

"Mianmian, be good, endure it and it will pass soon..."

[Content Warning: Insane character with no morals! Extreme suffocation and tension! Do not take seriously!]

Minefield Warning: The protagonist is a true scum gong!!! The unclean kind!!

[Main Gong? Scum Gong? System]

Chu Yan, a top-tier tasker who wanders the emotional battlefield under a gentle facade. To complete the system tasks, he meticulously crafts the abandoned pawn Gu Ye, yet the youth offers him fervent love in the process of being tamed. He builds a gentle cage for Gu Zhen, inducing the venomous snake to tear apart the rivers and mountains and betray the Gu family for him. He guides Chu Yu to touch the forbidden spark, causing the indifferent self-control to collapse with a bang, and the plundering instinct to fully awaken.

Tasks are supreme; this is the principle upheld by taskers. He elegantly maneuvers, viewing love as a chess game.

However—

Will the carefully tamed prey also bare its fangs at the hunter?

"You bestow upon them the spark of love and desire, yet you do not know who will ignite and burn down your cage."

(Dual male leads + both pure and strong + arranged marriage to true love + devoted love)

Traveled into a book during the Ghost Festival, and became the vicious cannon fodder male side character who's about to exit the stage??

Shen Qingli indicates no need to panic!

Men are like clothes; if one doesn't work, just change it—survival comes first!

It's just that the man he changed to—isn't he a bit too amazing?

Si Moting: Fighting me for my wife? Eliminate them all!

(It's just a sweet little romance story.)

Blurb: Check out the completed baby—"Salty Fish Goes Viral After Slacking Off in Baby Variety Show"New story has started—"Reborn as a 3.5-Year-Old Cub"The noble young prince of the Great Sheng Dynasty transmigrated into the body of a pitiful little guy. This little guy wasn't loved by his dad or mom, a total punching bag.On the first day after transmigrating, Ye Lingchen, who ended up on the streets, was tricked by the director with a cup of milk tea into joining a romance variety show. He was told the task was simple: just make friends on the show.The little prince thought, working a job is impossible, but luckily he met his tutor in this world, so the little prince became even more fearless.When hungry, the little crybaby feeds him.When bored, the sunny little puppy plays games with him.There's even a pretty "sister" who loves dressing him up.Ye Lingchen feels this life is not bad at all~He fooled around in there for a while,Until one or two came to confess to him,That's when Ye Lingchen realized in horror that this is a romance show!!B-Big brother, I was wrong!"Tutor, you're not one of them too, are you?" Ye Lingchen trembled."I am." Jing Jianchen handed over a confession letter.----Jing Jianchen picked up a diagnosis report from the trash can—delusional disorder?To prevent Ye Lingchen from exposing him, he decided to go along with it and accept the title of tutor.Jing Jianchen took a fancy to his roommate. After Ye Lingchen fell in the bathroom, he carried him out, his slender fingers sliding along the beautiful back to the tailbone—so pretty~From then on, Jing Jianchen started his life of pampering his little wife. While others were doing tasks, Ye Lingchen sat under the shade enjoying the cool breeze. While others were checking in to earn living expenses, Ye Lingchen was sleeping...But his little butterfly was too good at attracting flowers and stirring trouble; this won't do, he needs to be properly disciplined!Little Theater OneYe Lingchen pulled down his clothes to show his speckled shoulders to Jing Jianchen, "Tutor, there are bugs in the bed!"Jing Jianchen added another little strawberry, "This is the hickey from yesterday."Ye Lingchen's face turned beet red as he pulled up his clothes—he didn't know before!![Forgot to turn off the camera hahaha~][Is this free to watch?!][Didn't expect Brother Chen to be so wild in private!]Little Theater TwoImperial brother: Jing Jianchen, you better never get exposed!!Jing Jianchen: Mind your own crybaby wife and don't harass my wife.Fans: Family, who understands? Rival turned sister-in-law hahaha—"Reborn as a 3.5-Year-Old Cub" Blurb—Luo Yiyang spent over a decade living under someone else's roof in his previous life. Only before dying did he learn the truth. When he opened his eyes, he was reborn as a 3.5-year-old chubby baby with a milk bottle in his mouth.Little Luo Cub decisively got to work: deal with the trash relatives! Get rich! Roll up his old dad, make him reclaim wasteland, plant crops, raise sows, and drag his dad down the road to prosperity at full speed.While others ate radishes and cabbage every meal, he was already living the life of grilled meat, grilled fish, and stewed big goose. Luo Yiyang patted his stuffed little belly: wasteland turned farm, raising pigs, chickens, big geese, picking veggies and fruits, fishing—this is the retirement life he wanted in his previous life!Luo Yiyang met a young master from the big city in the village. The young master was aloof and gloomy. Luo Yiyang recognized him as a future big shot, so he decided to hug the thigh of course~So he sent flowers every day, stones, woven grass puppies, and with coquetry and cuteness, successfully hugged the thigh, living days of milk candies, biscuits, and meat buns~He found Qin Shu so easy to fool—as long as he called him brother, Qin Shu would give him anything, hehe, recruit a little brother, scam food and drink!In the future, after achieving success, rich and powerful!!Luo Yiyang didn't know that what comes around goes around...Decades later, all the big shots in Jinghua City knew that the ruthless Qin family head had a reverse scale—that pretty boy named Luo Yiyang was an existence no one could touch.[Farming, mutual redemption, raising cub, growth, the cub period might be written quite long~]Little TheaterQin Big Bad Wolf: Little bunny, be good, open the door.Luo Little White Rabbit: Okay~Qin Big Bad Wolf: I'll give you candy.Luo Little White Rabbit: He's a good person~Content tags: Entertainment circle, sweet, lighthearted, group pampering, heartthrobSearch keywords: Protagonists: Ye Lingchen, Jing Jianchen ┃ Supporting: Meng Zhanyang, Lu Yijin ┃ Others:One-sentence summary: No one told this prince it's a romance show!Theme: Bravely face life, be positive and optimistic.

Summary: [Pitifully beautiful white moonlight who seems fragile but actually has everything under control vs. 2 exes + 1 younger suitor]

Cen Xue is a servant of the Fu family. He just accompanied the young master to a talent show selection, and during the mentor segment, he ran into old acquaintances.

What a coincidence—the mentor seats have seven people—

But these two most popular top stars are the ones he has kissed.

One is the double award-winning film emperor, Lu Yanxi.

The other is the top music star, Yan Pei.

All the trainees look up to them in excitement, as if seeing their own future ascending to the TOP, but only Cen Xue remains very calm, with no ripples in his heart.

#What's so great about becoming a mentor? Dare to kiss the mentors like I did?#

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Bad news: He ran into an ex-boyfriend.

Worse news: It's two of them.

Even worse news: Back then, to get rid of them, the way he broke up was... faking his death.

Years later, after resurfacing, the top-tier exes have both soared in the entertainment circle, while Cen Xue changed his name and surname to start a new life, but he still can't escape their relentless entanglement. However, the public opinion seems to have shifted—

Yan Pei: "So what if you're not single? Do you think I care about that? Heh, that kid hasn't even grown all his hair yet. Being younger is no advantage. Try me and you'll know."

Cen Xue: "?"

When did he stop being single?

Lu Yanxi: "If we meet alone, your lover won't mind, right? If we act together, he won't get jealous? If you come to accompany me tonight, he better not misunderstand."

Cen Xue: "?"

Although the questions have a sense of boundaries, you haven't refused even once.

Something's off. With a sudden current lover appearing out of nowhere, Cen Xue turns his suspicious gaze back to the Fu family young master.

Only then does he realize belatedly: Back at the evaluation stage, although among those present, he had only kissed two, the ones who wanted to kiss him—

Actually there were three.

#At the evaluation site, I ran into two exes and one who's about to become my current one. Is this normal?#

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He thought getting eliminated from the talent show would let him lie low and retire, but unexpectedly, he gets deeper and deeper into the entertainment circle.

When he comes to his senses, Cen Xue's name is already at TOP1 on the "Most Wanted to Cherish Broken-Sense White Moonlight Male Star" list.

And the male stars who want his love have dropped from the must-eat list's first place to third.

Watching his two exes, who are rekindling old flames and trying to seek forgiveness, struggling in the fire cemetery, while not forgetting to tangle with the Fu family young master who's stirring things up and wanting a piece—

Cen Xue has to complete his schedules on one side, while training the dogs, balancing, and handling the Shura field on the other.

Who remembers that at the beginning, he just wanted an apology?

Cen Xue closes his eyes. So annoying, might as well die again :D

……

Later, it is said that someone found the alternate account of the legendary white moonlight Cen Xue.

The alt's bio is:

[Professional dog trainer with rich experience, skilled in solving issues like dogs not being well-behaved, poor attitude in correcting mistakes, excessive possessiveness towards the owner leading to fights, etc. Inquiries welcome.]

/Reading Notes/

/Shou has cross-dressing plot

/Tags: Beautiful, strong, pitiful; fire cemetery; definitely has parts that are abusive and burn intensely. This novel's kink is the resilient beauty hardened by a hundred trials making the gongs cry. Current record:

Gong 1 cried twice; Gong 2 rage-cried twice; Gong 3 cried twice, worried-cry once

/1v3, not stock-buying, TE ending

My take on entertainment circle, early talent show, mid-to-late acting.

This novel contains elements of flashback kills, dog-training literature, and fire cemetery Shura field. The author is a big mutt taking the sour and refreshing route 030, all gongs are clean.

[First love moonlight/deep affection gentle/tearful miserable-selling film emperor Gong 1]

[Enemies fated to meet/skilled at treating low blood pressure/explosive barrel musician Gong 2]

[Catching up from behind/full tea power/sunny puppy healing Gong 3]

—·Recommend friend's work "After Replaying the White Moonlight Simulator"·—

Xie Wenci is a beta.

In the network, he is beautiful, gorgeous, though physically frail, but smart-headed, attending an S-rank military academy.

But in reality, he is poor, hypocritical, plain-looking, money-loving, and even facing possible expulsion.

And at this time, a classmate from the S-rank military academy's communications major starts exposing fakes, following clues, about to find the real Xie Wenci.

Before rebirth, Xie Wenci killed the other and, with the White Moonlight Simulator's help, obtained various rewards and escaped alive.

Until his deathbed, Xie Wenci learned that the White Moonlight Simulator's task targets were those famous top Alphas of the military academy, the rightful proud sons of heaven.

And they all have memories from the simulator!

After rebirth, Xie Wenci doesn't want to die so quietly.

He knows all the checkpoints set in the White Moonlight Simulator, even each card's personality, hobbies, traits. He uses known information and memories to improve his clearance level, obtaining all sorts of rewards from it: including top-tier beauty, top-tier fighting skills, etc.

He will use them to complete a true transformation of identity!

He will become the true white moonlight.

Content tags:豪門世家, broken mirror reunion, entertainment circle, beautiful strong pitiful, all-people迷, pursuit of love, fire cemetery

Cen Xue male star Lu Yanxi Yan Pei Fu Rouyun

Other: white moonlight, all-people迷, entertainment circle, Shura field, fire cemetery, dog training

One-sentence summary: Opening with exes in the mentor seats, two of them

Theme: Interpersonal interactions form the puzzle pieces of life; everyone will grow until they master their own puzzle and colors, living out their own lives