CompletedZhou Yi was originally the "slashie queen" of the 21st century, with countless alternate identities. She was a vice president of a large enterprise, a visiting professor at a renowned university, the founder of a women's clothing brand, and a surgical expert...
Zapped back to 1980, she started in a major social mortification scene! She became a drama-queen fatty, regarded as a public menace like a locust by Yunshang Village, and her military husband was determined to divorce her!
Zhou Yi felt wronged, but thought, "If he wants to divorce, then divorce it is." She turned around to make a fortune. In this golden era full of opportunities, how could men be as appealing as making money?
The abstinent, aloof man said in a pitiful tone, "How about we start over? I'm healthy, strong, and have good stamina. I'll hand over all my salary, do the housework, and take care of the kids, without interfering with your money-making. Where else can you find such a good husband?"
Wait, wasn't he the one who was dead set on divorcing her?
Completed#Shock! First Socialite Song Ci Married Han Zhan, a Level 10 Disabled Person!#
Everyone mocked Song Ci for being blind, refusing to marry the rich and handsome Second Young Master of Chuandong Group, yet marrying an unknown nobody with a hand disability. Only she knew that, soon, this man would become Wangdong City's richest man.
Song Ci was reborn back to the summer of her 22nd year. In her previous life, her sister, who was murdered by her adoptive father, was still alive; the man who betrayed her was now madly pursuing her, and the man who would become unattainable for the entire Wangdong City was still unknown. In this life, Song Ci will tear apart scumbags, protect her loved ones, and marry the most beautiful love!
[Post-Marriage Arc]
One day, a friend asked Song Ci, "How do you feel after marriage? How is your Han Ge, is he considerate?"
Song Ci replied, "Everything else is good, it's just a bit big."
Han Zhan, who was eavesdropping from around the corner, was about to secretly rejoice, when he heard his little wife complain, "They say three years is a generation gap; there are three gaps between him and me, making communication difficult. He doesn't even use emojis when chatting..." ...Han Zhan was so annoyed he became a 'wronged' emoji himself. After marrying the 'old man' Han Zhan, Song Ci began drinking health-preserving tea, wearing thermal pants, putting on long socks, and living a leisurely life.
CompletedOn this day, a sensational piece of news rocked the Imperial Capital: an unknown young woman named Zhu Zhu actually publicly proposed to Nan Xun, the Imperial Capital's top young master, on Weibo!
Everyone scoffed: "A toad wants to eat swan meat—she doesn't know her place."
A few days later, another shocking piece of news emerged from Southern News.
Nan Xun: "I accept the proposal!"
CompletedYe Wan had just graduated from culinary school and was eagerly preparing to open her own small restaurant. However, before her business license even arrived, she stumbled into a peculiar magical world.
The good news was that Ye Wan inherited a small eatery hidden in a deep alley in the main city. With her excellent cooking skills, she could revitalize the tavern and earn more gold kasis and moon silvers.
The bad news was that the small tavern was as dilapidated as a haunted house, its wooden door could be easily kicked open, and the roof leaked.
So, she decided to hire a helper and part-time bodyguard.
Ye Wan specifically went to the main city's employment office and posted a recruitment notice for her small restaurant.
However, only howling werewolves, a bard who sang terribly, and goblins who nearly ripped off the roof showed up.
Finally, while picking mushrooms on the mountain, she stumbled upon a severely injured man.
One shouldn't be a bleeding heart, but this blond man was simply too handsome.
Moreover, Ye Wan glimpsed his eight-pack abs through his tattered gray clothes.
Having a free employee with amnesia was truly a joy. The man immediately repaired the broken roof and wooden door, built a chicken coop in the backyard, and chopped firewood into tall stacks.
With this, Ye Wan finally had time to develop new dishes.
Thick-cut, milky bread, roasted over an open flame, was to be drizzled with fragrant, juicy tomatoes and basil; small, crispy croutons were to be spread with garlic aioli to accompany a steaming bowl of creamy mushroom soup.
Chopped gherkins, with parsley, capers, and chili powder, made into tartar sauce, to go with golden, crispy, tender, and juicy fried chicken straight from the pot.
The small restaurant's business boomed, and the guests who came were all sorts of oddities.
There was a witch determined to travel the world but who got broom-sick...
A mermaid who sang horribly and was extremely afraid of men: "That Andersen guy spread rumors! I'll sue him for defamation! Who would like men anyway?"
And a werewolf who transformed under the moonlight, but instead of howling, would waltz all night long...
Ye Wan often had to go into the city to deliver cherry-scented wine to the largest tavern, bring coriander custard ice cream to the Countess, and prepare anise almond brittle for the annual festival.
In doing so, she also gained a lot of information about the kingdom. For instance, the King mysteriously disappeared while riding a white horse during a festival.
Ye Wan lay back in her rocking chair, warming herself by the fire, laughing heartily as she patted her free employee Yuan's shoulder: "Don't you think this king has some screws loose? Getting lost and disappearing in the city! I should be queen!"
Yuan: "...Yes, he might have some screws loose."
【Short Scene】
Ye Wan was going to the spice shop in the main city to buy wine vinegar and olive oil when she accidentally got lost.
She walked to the mouth of a dark, silent alley, where there were only pale stucco walls and heavy walnut beams.
A woman with an old and hoarse voice, huddled in a corner, called Ye Wan over, offering her a gift.
The woman, covered head-to-toe in black gauze, extended a wrinkled hand, clutching a bright red, luscious apple.
"Eat it, and you'll stay young forever."
Ye Wan: "Auntie, do you think I'm an idiot?"
CompletedUpdates daily at 9 AM; any breaks will be announced in advance.
Li Wanqing was originally a freshly graduated student from a university of Chinese Medicine, specializing in pharmacology. Just after receiving an offer from a local Chinese medicine hospital, she went to a night market with a few friends to celebrate. Unexpectedly, she unluckily encountered a fight, couldn't dodge in time, and was hit on the head with a beer bottle.
She only felt a sudden jolt, blood from her head ran down and blurred her vision, and then she knew nothing.
When she regained consciousness, she felt someone push her forcefully from behind. A silver flash appeared before her eyes, and she subconsciously used her hand to block. Her arm stung, and before she could speak, she was kicked again, and then she fainted once more, knowing nothing.
Before she fainted, she was still thinking, how could she be so unlucky? She went out for a BBQ, got her head split open, and after finally waking up, she was kicked again. When she wakes up, she must make sure the people who started the fight pay compensation...
CompletedSynopsis: [Paragraph comments are open; collect to comment.]
[It's not written very well; I completely understand that my long-form writing ability is quite poor... qaq]
[Reading the "Fourth Calamity" arc alone does not affect understanding, as it has almost no relation to the first save file.]
The simulated universe created by four geniuses revealed new business opportunities to the Interastral Peace Corporation.
The joint effort of Professor Veritas Ratio of the Genius Society and Screwllum to create a differential universe made the realization of these business opportunities possible.
"Although their collaborative submission showed us that some malicious events in the differential universe might also occur in reality, preparing countermeasures is a matter for other departments! I only know that this is an unparalleled technology; it will turn the entire universe into a personal playground!"
—A member of the Technology Research and Development Department said with fervent enthusiasm.
Thus, spearheaded by the company's Technology Research and Development Department, and jointly crafted with the Interastral Internet and Interastral Peace Entertainment, the cosmic-level cultural brand "Simulation: Multidimensional Lives" was born with great fanfare.
You, an ordinary member of the Luofu Xianzhou, opened this game on an unremarkable day.
After turning off online mode, the universe truly became your personal playground.
Simulate life, activate!
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《First Save File: The Lighthearted Comedy Daily Life After Reincarnating as the Bat-Family's Eldest Sister》 (Completed)
The year I turned 8, my mom dumped me on my dad.
After ten seconds of silent staring, he cautiously offered me a slice of blueberry mousse.
I never imagined that after eating this blueberry mousse, I would end up helping him raise five Robins, one Batgirl, one Spoiler, and one Black Bat.
Seriously, if I had known earlier...
"Jason, put down that crowbar, don't even think about hitting Dick with it."
"Steph, don't steal Cass's milk tea. Wait, don't you two like the same flavors?"
"Tim, get back here! You're banned from the coffee machine for three days... And don't throw vegetables at Damian, he won't eat them!"
"And you, Bruce, you haven't touched your bitter gourd juice, why are you walking away? Damian, don't try to destroy that bitter gourd juice, I saw that!"
Only Barbara is the least troublesome...
"You just snatched my chicken drumstick, didn't you, Barbara?"
"Did I? My apologies, I didn't notice."
This family would be done for without me.
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《Second Save File: Player Has Arrived in Her Loyal Neon》 (Ongoing)
The player lands in Tokyo.
Along with her, wondrous items, blessings, equations, and events are scattered everywhere.
"Why are most of them in Neon? Didn't shuffle the deck, huh?"
[A scroll imbued with the scent of strange ink, upon which slumbering yokai await an artist to dot their eyes, name them, and awaken them. The entities of "Illusion Creation" will manifest in reality, enacting the most terrifying revenge upon traitors. —Wondrous Item: The Present Tense of a Story]
[A candy store in the shopping district, run by a half-human, half-snake owner, frequented by various yokai. Humans who enter can challenge the owner to the 99th No-Blink Contest! The winner will receive the boss's special candy as a reward. —Event: Shopping District Showdown]
[Only by living can one experience joy. The healed will always laugh uncontrollably at any time, in any place. You see his newly grown skin laughing, his prosthetic limbs laughing, his replaced heart laughing, even his clipped strands of hair are laughing! You travel across thousands of stars, bringing equal joy to life. —Equation: Bizarre Medical Tales]
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1. Immersive game experience, but with a maxed-out Xianzhou character panel, following a family/friendship light comedy in the Bat-family (First Save File).
2. Pure player perspective, with "Di Hua" (player overthinking NPC actions), "Chuang Fei NPC" (player antics messing with NPCs), bug exploitation, save-load exploits, and players daily seeking death (Second Save File).
3. Absolutely no reverse transmigration.
4. Not having played the games does not affect reading the novel.
One-sentence summary: Simulate life, activate!
Intent: Everyone deserves to be treated seriously.
CompletedCen Nian came to Jiang City to study, sponsored by the Jin family.
Jin Siyang was unrestrained and casual, possessing an innate arrogance and aloofness. With his superior family background and outstanding looks, it was clear that fate favored him.
From the first day Cen Nian moved into his home, she knew Jin Siyang disliked her. He deliberately kept his distance, his gaze towards her utterly cold.
His childhood friends often teased Jin Siyang: "Under the same roof, a young man and woman, feelings will grow over time, making for a beautiful young romance." Jin Siyang maintained his dismissive attitude: "Are you sick? Go get treated." Others chimed in: "Precisely, Siyang likes... well, never mind who." Jin Siyang simply smiled, saying nothing. Every word reached Cen Nian's ears. She hid her humble secret love and quietly left.
But later, everyone unexpectedly stumbled upon the young master of the Jin family, a germaphobe, condescendingly sitting at a roadside barbecue stall. Next to him, Cen Nian was hastily eating: "I'll be done soon, just wait a bit longer." Jin Siyang pulled out a tissue and wiped a trace from the corner of her lips: "Cen Nian, slow down." His tone held a hint of helpless indulgence. Was this still the Jin Siyang they knew?!
Everyone said Jin Siyang was extremely cold, utterly unable to imagine how such a cold, yet often astonishingly blunt handsome guy would act in a relationship.
Later, Cen Nian looked in the mirror, observing her swollen lips, and mumbled: "Is this really what an 'extremely cold' person does?" Jin Siyang chuckled huskily: "Baby, wouldn't you know if you tried?"
CompletedBefore transmigrating, Qin Shuyan had a wealthy family, loving parents, and an older brother who served as her scapegoat, living a carefree and comfortable life. Unexpectedly, she woke up to find herself in a time several decades in the past, transformed into a pampered young lady whose identity came with hidden dangers. Fortunately, she had a somewhat unreliable cheat ability.
One day, Qin Shuyan sat in the fields, feeling her belly that hadn't seen any oil or fat for half a month. She cried out to the sky, "I want to eat meat!" Unfortunately, only a blob of bird droppings fell from above. She patted her chest, relieved she had dodged it quickly, then sighed, secretly drank a tube of nutrient solution, and once again energetically started digging the earth.
One day, the villagers discovered that the village Party Secretary's 'golden lump' – the 'elderly' hooligan – was working in the fields. Everyone exclaimed in surprise, "Is the sky going to rain blood?" The certain hooligan snorted, then suddenly caught sight of a graceful figure and immediately scurried off to chase after her.
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CompletedMr. P is a good employee. Ms. M is a bad boss.
So, for ten years, she has said to him day after day: "Little P, nail polish, do my nails for me." "Little P, high heels, help me match them." "Little P, salary card, buy me a bag."
Later, she simplified it to: "Little P, hands." "Little P, shoes." "Little P, bag."
Mr. P felt she was training a dog. But he had no proof, so he could only obey. Moreover...
"Ms. M, please get off my lap." "Hehehe, no, not unless you give me a kiss." "Allow me to refuse." "Ah, then, Little P, do you prefer a French kiss or formaldehyde?"
...Moreover, he had never seen such a lunatic train a dog.
"No, Ms. M." The good employee gently told his bad boss, his tone as soft and harmless as it had been hundreds of times before: "I would rather soak in formaldehyde than touch your lips."
Note:
1. The female lead's brain is a bit problematic; please do not project this onto reality.2. The male lead isn't exactly normal either, but overall he's a good person (probably).3. This is a strange love story between two lunatics, leaning towards a lighthearted daily style. Aside from the protagonists' mental state, it's an absolute sweet treat; feel free to enjoy it.4. It's a pseudo-horror style that is absolutely not scary! Cowards can watch without worry!