After Opening a Haunted Amusement Park, I Became a Heartthrob

After leaving the Taoist temple, Gu Wang was forced to inherit a dilapidated amusement park.

Staring at the half-collapsed wall and crooked main gate, he just wanted to look up at the sky and wail, “Even ghosts wouldn’t want to come to this dump! Forget tourists, I can’t even get enough staff!”

Suddenly, a pale green face poked out from beside him. “Who says we don’t want to come? We’ve lived here for hundreds of years!”

Gu Wang: “…Oh.”

Gu Wang: “…Huh?”

A few days later, a rumor started circulating on social media: a new supernatural-themed amusement park had opened in the suburbs. Rumor has it that stepping inside is an immersive experience, and the staff are all total pros—they even float when they walk!

And apparently, their VR experience hall had world-leading tech, so realistic it felt like time travel, and the staff all wore fox ears!

They also said the forest-themed area was stunningly beautiful, and the small animals there were clever, brave, and surprisingly human-like. Plus, they loved the smell of incense!

And it’s said that…

Gu Wang: I’m here now, and I can confirm, it’s all true.

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To expand the park’s offerings, a grand new stage was constructed. The ghosts formed a performance troupe, but they were missing one thing: a handsome lead actor.

The ghosts began, “Maybe we should hire a…”

Gu Wang grabbed his peach wood sword. “Hire what? I’ll go catch one myself! Is a thousand-year-old succubus good enough? What about a skin-painter?”

Three days later, Gu Wang returned with his captured, stunning “leading lady.”

The ghosts shivered uncontrollably. “Lord… Lord of the Underworld…”