After Retiring from the Entertainment Industry as an 18th-Tier Artist, I Opened a Funeral Home

Synopsis: Pre-received: "After Bartering in the Apocalypse, I Became a God"

Sang Qiqi slipped and fell, ending up as a corporate slave in the underworld for twenty years, but her monthly performance was always subpar.

Sang Qiqi: I really do appreciate it :)

To improve her performance, she volunteered for a business trip to the human world, possessing the body of an 18th-tier flop artist who died unexpectedly, and worried about work every day.

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The 18th-tier flop Sang Qiqi caused minor troubles every three days and major incidents every seven, steadily becoming a top contender on the black-hot search list.

After getting caught trying to bump into the film emperor and being blasted by fans with a million comments, Sang Qiqi sent a letter to the film emperor's assistant, containing a hundred-yuan冥币 made by the Heaven and Earth Bank.

Film emperor's assistant: ?

That day, news swept the hot searches, with the film emperor's fans cursing Sang Qiqi for being crazy and wanting to crowdfund to send her to a mental hospital.

But before the crowdfunding money arrived, the film emperor's assistant was sent to prison first.

#Film Emperor's Assistant Suspected of Murder#, #Film Emperor's Assistant Hiding Corpse at Home# and other topics climbed the hot searches and stayed there for three days and nights.

Netizens were dumbfounded.

Sang Qiqi became famous overnight!

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Sang Qiqi quit the industry and opened a one-stop funeral service shop, occasionally doing live streams to gain fans and popularity.

Methods to gain fans and popularity include but are not limited to:

1. Randomly draw a lucky viewer and gift them an 80% off coupon for the family funeral goods store.

2. Free mailing of Sang Qiqi's handmade urns.

3. Digging up past unsolved cases and kindly providing information on the vengeful ghosts.

Thus.

Netizen 1: Drawing the coupon and following the principle of not wasting it, I went to Qiqi's store to buy a set of burial clothes for my great-grandma. That night, I dreamed of her and greeted her on behalf of my dad and them. My great-grandma was very happy, saying she had saved a lot of money underground for me, and when I go down, I'll be a second-generation rich!

Netizen 2: Qiqi's handmade urn is so beautiful! Can't wait to lie in it (?)

Netizen 3: Thanks to the clues provided by Ms. Sang Qiqi, we successfully caught the perpetrator in the XX case.

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Little theater:

Due to the booming business of Sang Qiqi's funeral supplies store, she couldn't manage it alone and decided to hire an employee.

The underworld side said: No need to spend money, the neighboring department is kindly gifting a free laborer. You just need to take care of his food and sleep and help find him a girlfriend.

Sang Qiqi excitedly clenched her fist: There's such a good thing in the world.

Turning her head, she met the face of the underworld big boss.

The big boss smiled warmly and said directly, hi, future girlfriend.

Sang Qiqi: "……"

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Reading guide:

1.架空爽文, with entertainment industry elements.

2. Villains include males, females, humans, and ghosts.

3. Since it involves live streaming, there will be some bullet screen content.

4. There is a male lead, but he appears later ^^

5. Daily updates, trying to update more /fist

——New pre-received: Bartering in the Apocalypse, Becoming a God——

After slipping, Yu Qiao transmigrated into a background character in an apocalypse novel.

At that time, she was on the run, with a feverish brother on her left, an asthmatic sister on her right, and hundreds of zombies chasing the car behind.

Question marks slowly popped up above Yu Qiao's head—

What does this mean? Finally reborn, straight to hell mode opening?

Fortunately, two days later she got a bartering system, connected to Blue Star decades ago. Unlike the current zombie-infested, resource-scarce world, Blue Star back then had everything.

Unexpired medicine, fresh food, clean water sources, even powerful weapons.

Yu Qiao looked at her pitiful and disheveled siblings and tried typing on the trading platform: In the apocalypse, want to trade for some ibuprofen and salbutamol. Anyone willing to trade?

Soon, someone replied: Yes, what do you trade with?

Yu Qiao: Want mutant plant juice? Top-notch mosquito repellent, can make strong floral water!

The other party: ……?

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Chen Xu on Blue Star discovered a shop called 'Barter' suddenly appearing on the homepage recommendation of a shopping platform.

Out of curiosity, he clicked in. The shop description read: The intersection of present and apocalypse, the beginning of hope.

And below in the item display was only one sentence: In the apocalypse, want to trade for some ibuprofen and salbutamol. Anyone willing to trade?

Chen Xu: ……What kind of lunatic opened this crazy store?

But it's pretty interesting.

Chen Xu took out fever medicine and asthma medicine from home and chose to trade.

Soon, he received a bottle of strange liquid with 'Strong Mosquito Repellent' label. On a night camping in the mountains, holding the repellent and looking at the dense mosquito corpses on the ground, he fell silent.

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Yu Qiao's barter shop suddenly exploded in popularity.

After exchanging for strong mosquito repellent, mutant rice, indestructible fabric, and other items, Yu Qiao looked at the things she could exchange nearby, hesitated for a few seconds, and quietly posted an inquiry: Perhaps, do you want mutant zombies?

Blue Star people: ……?

2025/6/24

——Friend's pre-received "The Female Lead Goes Viral with Metaphysics Live Streaming"——

Opening her eyes, Song Zhishi transmigrated into the real daughter no one liked in a true-fake daughter novel.

Thinking of the vicious plots ahead, Song Zhishi decisively left the Song family overnight.

Passing by a cemetery, she encountered a bound spirit asking for help.

With an empty wallet, inspiration struck, and she immediately started a live stream online.

Live room title: [Chatting with the deceased online~]

Bound spirit: ?

Viewers entering the live room: ??

"LOL, that translucent person is obviously a special effect, so fake."

"Scammer, reported."

After a while, as the bound spirit introduced itself, the live room audience started trembling.

"Wait, this name sounds familiar."

"The face looks familiar too…"

"Aaaah, isn't this the richest man who died in the news a few days ago?!"

Everyone: !!!

Undoubtedly, Song Zhishi went viral overnight.

To make money, she developed multiple services.

"Woo, finally can send a dream to my bestie to delete the hidden files on my computer."

"Help! Snatched a fierce ghost favor talisman, in my dream a male ghost insists on marrying me, but I'm a guy!"

"Spent all savings on Meng Po soup antidote, but I drew the animal path, still drink it? Online waiting, urgent!"

Later, Song Zhishi's fans spanned both worlds of yin and yang.

Countless people followed her live streams to see ghosts, catch ghosts, and solve old cases in various places, occasionally spotting underworld big shots like black and white impermanence and the King of Hell.

—Just the world's hardest-core live room!

Little theater:

The Song family came to invite Song Zhishi home.

She happily agreed and generously had a fierce ghost personally protect them.

Song family: ??? Smile gradually disappears.jpg

Song Zhishi: "Huh? Aren't you happy?"

The Song family suddenly covered in burly men: Help aaaah

Content tags: Entertainment industry爽文, live streaming, metaphysics, lighthearted

Sang Qiqi Duan Sui

One-sentence summary: Funeral streamer, mission accomplished!

Theme: Protect family, catch criminals, build a better society.