The Cannon Fodder Dad of Three Villain Kids

【Main story complete, extras updated daily】A college student wakes up four years later to find himself transformed into cannon fodder from a novel.

His three children are all villains. In the future, they will oppose the male lead, and he will be implicated and die tragically.

His eldest son is a precocious little schemer, subtly manipulating adults with his 'tea talk'. The second son is an old-school child prodigy, a renowned hacker fluent in eight languages. The third son is a chaotic devil king, throwing tantrums and causing trouble all day long.

Ji Zhiqiu's vision darkens repeatedly. He decides to have an ice cream to calm his nerves. When the mischievous child sees it, he cries and demands the ice cream. Ji Zhiqiu smiles, "Little one, do you like palm-flavored ice cream?"

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Ji Zhiqiu begins a happy life as a single father. In the morning, he competes in 'tea art' with his eldest son and slightly wins, making his eldest son deem him useless and take over lunch preparations.

In the afternoon, he gives his second son legal advice, and the second son, seeing the error of his ways, decides to pursue his dream in the internet industry, ensuring his dad can live off his success.

At night, the youngest child refuses to sleep, throwing tantrums and insisting on watching cartoons. As an enlightened father, Ji Zhiqiu agrees. "Come on, dare to compare all-nighters with a college student! Let's see who falls asleep first. The loser is a dog!"

Ji Zhiqiu successfully completes his mission, feeling that his parenting is excellent. Just as he's about to lie down and rest, he receives an invitation for a reality show about families with children.

"..." Which little rascal signed him up?! The kids shout: "Matchmaking! Matchmaking!"

After the show aired, other guests included a wealthy father and son, a top idol who married early and had kids, and an artistic family. Ji Zhiqiu, as a contrasting figure, seemed ordinary.

A single father with three kids—the audience expected a tearful melodrama, but they didn't anticipate this: The second son is clever and sensible, not only earning money to support the family but also responsible for early childhood education, with the youngest son sitting like a sticky rice dumpling, listening obediently.

Meanwhile, their old father is sleeping soundly, unaware of the world, only to cause trouble upon waking. The second son yells in frustration, "Ji Zishen, can you control your dad?!"

The eldest son comes out of the kitchen, leads the second son to the sofa, and coaxes him helplessly, "Be good, play on your phone for a bit, dinner will be ready soon." The internet users' silence is deafening.

This dad is just too... he's so beautiful, what could he possibly do wrong! "Wife, come here~" Everyone envied Ji Zhiqiu for having three angelic children, but only he knew how difficult his journey had been.

He can't wait to see everyone's expressions when they discover the truth, he thinks with a mischievous smile. After the show aired, Ji Zhiqiu’s fan count soared, and invitations poured in. A reporter came to interview him.

Reporter: "Mr. Ji, can you share your secret to success?" Ji Zhiqiu: "Living off my kids' success." Reporter: "Your admirers stretch from here to France. Do you have anyone special in mind?" Ji Zhiqiu: ". . ." The children's biological father has already shown up at his door.

That night, Ji Zhiqiu was well-fed, and his voice was hoarse. "Boohoohoo, an old man's jealousy is truly terrifying."