70s: The Commander's Little Zombie Goes to Listen to Gossip Again

Zhou Shi was a smart zombie who would push a cart to find supplies because humans said, "If you have grain, don't panic."

She would use her brain to speak, because she heard that an unused brain would rust. Her goal in this zombie life was to become the most noble zombie queen. Nobility meant being beautiful and having brains.

So, the zombie was very concerned about her face, and in her cognition, her brain was her face. She learned to go to bed early and wake up early like humans, and every time she woke up, she would look in the mirror to see if her beautiful brain was still there.

One day, she woke up to find herself with a messy bird's nest on her head; the zombie panicked and desperately searched for her brain. She searched and searched, bumped her head on a table leg, and truly fell asleep.

When she woke up, she was in an unfamiliar place. This place made her confused because she couldn't see any wandering zombies. It also made her happy because she found the thieves who stole her cart and supplies.

"Stinky egg, return the zombie's cart and supplies!"

The tall man looked bewildered. "I'm not called Stinky Egg, I didn't take your cart, and I didn't steal your supplies." The zombie couldn't understand, so she tugged at his clothes to demand repayment. Then, then, she joined the army.

Thus began a hilarious journey of learning life skills. As he watched her learn, Xie Lin discovered that his little wife was not only smart but also very capable. Her nose was better than a military dog's, her eyesight could turn corners, and her ears were like those that could hear from afar.

"What? That solar energy can be turned into electricity, was it researched by a fool?"

"What? A fool can separate fresh water from seawater?" Xie Lin sneered, "Who's the fool? If you have the ability, why don't you try?"

His wife could do much more than just these things. She could draw incredibly powerful equipment. She could also create robots that cooked, cleaned, and took care of children. Amazing! He had picked up a mighty boss wife for himself!