Survival Diary of a University Lecturer

Top celebrity Fu Guanshan suddenly announces a flash marriage. Fans are devastated—who is the cosmic savior that managed to steal away the nation’s most handsome, perfect boyfriend!?

Meng Chu, who never checks Weibo, sneezes in confusion.

After entering into a contract marriage, he begins his long-lost cohabitation life. His partner is clean, can cook, and is considerate, but... seems impossible to communicate with?

Meng Chu: Lutetium hydrogen nitrogen.

Fu Guanshan: Braised egg?

Meng Chu: Terahertz.

Fu Guanshan: Tide detergent?

With increasing amounts of braised eggs and laundry detergent piling up at home, Meng Chu stares at the storage room, deep in thought.

Meng Chu: What are your fans saying again? LYL and LJY are fighting for your screen time? Blue Moon and chili oil are battling it out?

Fu Guanshan: …

During a post-marriage interview, the host is full of curiosity.

Host: Why did you decide to get married?

Fu Guanshan: Great personality, good character, filial, and full of knowledge and brilliance.

Meng Chu: For the looks.

Host: Have there been any difficulties in marriage?

Fu Guanshan: Difficulties? None at all!

Meng Chu: Lying in bed with black faces, still scrolling on our phones. Even during arguments, we have to control our sleeping posture. If I accidentally nudge him, he thinks I’m trying to make up.

Set in a world where same-sex marriage is legal.

A narcissistic, semi-illiterate top celebrity (gong) / A socially withdrawn, academic professor (shou)

Elemental chaos literature.

Main CP: Academic sketch meets "talking past each other" romantic comedy

Side CP: Dramatic love triangle + poor gong redemption arc

Note: This novel includes a side couple (the shou’s younger brother), and shifts to an ensemble cast in the later chapters—proceed with caution if that’s not your thing.