Also known as: "Help! The Villain Eavesdrops on My Pun-Filled Plot Changes"
[Wealthy Family Comedy, Group Pampering, Variety Show Face-Slapping]
Qin Yirong woke up. In the book, she grew up in a pigsty and was later brought back to her wealthy family, where she was deeply loved. Great! She had the script of a pampered female lead! Unexpectedly, the fake young miss was the real female lead. Dissatisfied with the family's love for Qin Yirong, the fake young miss transformed into the daughter of the richest man and eventually ruined the Qin family. Qin Yirong: ? To save her bankrupt mother, imprisoned father, and broken brother, she bound herself to the Pun-Filled Plot Change System. Parents' death → Parents' reign Sitting and waiting for death → Sitting and waiting for money Family members who heard her thoughts: Could she be a genius?
Her fiancé fell in love with the fake young miss, and Qin Yirong had no male companion. She had previously signed up for a wedding variety show but now faced a hefty breach of contract fee. She gritted her teeth and pretended to be the girlfriend of a missing big shot. To make it believable, she updated her "spoiled wife" literature daily. [I am Xiaoluwei, my husband kisses me at every intersection to teach me the way] [Husband said: Be good, don't cook, eating you is enough] Audience: Where did this spoiled wife come from? Little did they know, all of this was heard by the big shot stranded on a deserted island.
One day, the fake young miss brought a cold and noble man.
Qin Yirong looked confused.
The fake young miss smirked, "Yirong, don't you recognize your husband?"
Just as she thought her lie was about to be exposed, the big shot grabbed her, his handsome face pitiful:
"Wife, I was wrong, please don't pretend not to recognize me."
Qin Yirong: ?
Audience: Wait, is what you wrote non-fiction?
Chen Xiaoying, on the verge of death, witnessed her children fighting at her bedside. Reflecting on her life, she felt she had failed as a mother: uneducated, lacking insight, and raising seven unsuccessful children. She favored her married daughters over her daughters-in-law and preferred her granddaughters over her grandsons. Unable to die in peace, she suddenly found herself back twenty years in the past. This time, she was determined to be a grandmother with a clear conscience, even if it meant being seen as an evil grandmother. But how could an illiterate old lady who had never left her village achieve prosperity? Suddenly, she noticed her eldest granddaughter looking at her strangely and realized that her granddaughter had also been reborn.
In just three years, Su Ling and Lin Feng went from being deeply in love to growing distant after their marriage.
When Su Ling received a call from his hometown urging him to return and inherit the ancestral home, he made the decision to pack his belongings and leave his disillusioning marriage and the bustling city behind.
Driven by the desire for self-sustainability, he took up a hoe and ventured into the fields to grow vegetables. Unbeknownst to him, his family’s ten-acre plot of land gradually transformed into a bountiful expanse of crops.
Eh?
Wasn’t this a tad bit too much? Since there were more vegetables than he could possibly eat, let’s live stream and sell them!
Surprisingly, the live stream’s popularity took an unprecedented leap, causing the vegetables to be sold out in no time. To add to the mystery, a fan base appeared out of nowhere?
At first, viewers entered a live stream with low expectations, anticipating nothing more than a mundane display of someone hawking vegetables. Just when they were about to express their criticism, their jaws dropped in utter astonishment the moment they laid eyes upon the streamer’s face…
Holy cow, holy cow, holy cow, holy cow!!!
Where did this stunningly handsome cutie come from?! TT^TT Someone save me! Why is a guy as good-looking as this one live streaming to sell vegetables here???
And so it continued…
Fan 1: The white cabbage from this cutie’s farm is refreshingly crisp and tastes amazing! Hope there’s more for sale next time!
Fan 2: We’re willing to send you gifts, Cutie, so please do more live streams! TT^TT
Fan 3: I’ve never been a fan of cucumbers, but ever since I tried the ones grown by this cutie, I can’t imagine a meal without them! (By the way, I could drool over Cutie’s face for a lifetime!) TT^TT
……
After returning from his business trip abroad, Lin Feng was greeted with a seemingly ransacked house and a slew of items missing. Amidst the mess, the sight of Su Ling’s divorce papers hit him like a ton of bricks, draining all color from his face.
Why did his wife decide he no longer wanted him after he left on a business trip?
In a mad frenzy, he feverishly sought any clues, only to be met with nothing!
One day, the assistant rushed over with a phone in hand, eager to show him a viral live stream featuring a farmer selling his agricultural products. Lin Feng’s astonishment knew no bounds when he realized that the handsome and graceful young man, clad in a white t-shirt and sporting a straw hat while holding a large cabbage, was none other than his missing wife!
Lin Feng raced through the winding roads toward the countryside, determined to bring Su Ling back with him.
With his pants rolled up and a hoe in hand, Su Ling proudly pointed toward the lush green fields and countered defiantly, “After all the sweat and toil I’ve poured into building this, why should I give it up?”
Lin Feng: “…”
Note:
1. A sweet 1v1 romance novel. Top pampers bottom. Please note that there will not be any pregnancy!
2. The story is set in a FICTIONAL world where same-s*x marriage is allowed and the brands mentioned are purely fabricated!
After a week of continuous overtime, Lu Fangchi found an unwelcome guest squatting at his doorstep—one night, it was his archenemy, Zhou Zheng.
Already annoyed from work, he had no desire to deal with him.
But unexpectedly, Zhou Zheng had undergone a complete 180-degree change in attitude. Not only had he lost his memory, but he had also transformed his personality, becoming a lovable puppy who constantly acted cute and coquettish, shamelessly moving into Lu Fangchi’s home.
Eventually, on a dark and windy night, during his vulnerable period, Lu Fangchi was completely taken over by Zhou Zheng.
And then, he ran away!
Tips:
Double A, Zhou Zheng (Top) x Lu Fangchi (Bottom)
Loyal and Arrogant Doggo (1) vs. Cool and Restrained Beauty (0)
Sweet, with a Hint of Sourness
Age Difference, Three Years Younger
Bai Gaoxing opens his eyes to find that he has become a large parrot, with only three skills left: talking, cracking seeds, and flying.
Not only that, he hasn’t even gotten used to his new form when he’s given to a reclusive movie star, who spends all his time,everyday, meditating on the sofa. His life was so boring that he had nothing to do but to take care of his owner’s mental health and remind him to refill his food box.
But one day, by chance, he flutters into the study and discovers a high-end live streaming setup…
Friends, fun has been found.
——
As everyone knows, after finishing a film, the movie star Li Pu always takes a break to disconnect from the outside world, avoiding any public statements or fan interactions.
Yet, during one such vacation, fans discover his account is live streaming!
On screen, a glossy, fluffy parrot with big round eyes is chatting with the audience, flapping its wings, and speaking fluently.
Everyone: This must be the movie star’s pet. It must be his way of taking care of his fans by having his pet do the promotions!
This idea is confirmed when movie star Li Pu’s social media profiles all switch to pictures of this parrot. Fans flood into the livestream room, excited and enthusiastic.
From then on, the movie star’s parrot becomes a sensation.
——
During a break, movie star Li Pu receives a parrot from a friend, who says it will alleviate boredom. He believes it.
After the parrot arrived at home, Li Pu found it to be perfect in every way: clever as could be, not causing any trouble or damaging the house, and telling jokes when there was nothing else to do—just a bit of a chatterbox.
He assumes Dabai is lonely, so he indulges it and just lets it flutter around, and then one day, he checks his personal account dashboard.
[You have successfully published 100 works]
Li Pu: ???
The story is light-hearted and fun, with a plot full of imaginative twists. Starting with the interactions between a parrot and its owner, the endless healing power of a feathered companion is beautifully explored. It’s a cute story well worth a read.
[Reading Guide]
Movie star top x parrot bottom
The parrot will later become human and can switch forms.
The parrot’s speaking ability is probably a bit exaggerated!
Upon reaching the brink of death, Shen Xinyan came to a startling revelation – she was, in fact, the very embodiment of the wicked mother-in-law character from the play.
In her previous life, misfortune struck mercilessly as her husband tragically passed away at a tender age, leaving her bereft and alone. Her own life ebbed away gradually, consumed by the torment of illness, until her last breath escaped her in the depths of the family temple.
Embracing her newfound chance at life, Shen Xinyan made a solemn vow to not confine herself within the boundaries of the inner household.
Lin Yiyi transmigrated into the character of the eldest sister from the drama "Eldest Sister as Mother." In 2020, this period drama became a national sensation. In the story, the parents of the children died during a famine, leaving the 15-year-old eldest sister with no choice but to send away her 2-year-old youngest brother. She then struggled to raise the remaining four brothers, supporting their education, helping them find jobs, and arranging their marriages. She even sold her blood and sacrificed her own marriage for her brothers.
When the eldest sister grew old and could no longer work, she fell ill. Her four brothers, whom she had raised with such devotion, abandoned her. None of them were willing to take care of her or take her to the hospital. In the end, the youngest brother, whom she had sent away as a child, reappeared. He took her to see a doctor and ensured she spent her remaining years in comfort.
Lin Yiyi, now in the role of the eldest sister, decided that the first thing she would do is make her four brothers work instead of studying or finding jobs. She would keep her youngest brother hidden and raise him well herself. As for her former fiancé, she would not let him go and was willing to marry him!
One-Sentence Summary: Eat, sleep, and trick the brothers!
Purpose: To educate the brothers to become pillars of the nation!
Content Tags: Farming, Inspirational Life, Feel-Good, Period Drama
Search Keywords: Main Character: Lin Yiyi | Other:
Jiang Suisui died of cong**ital heart disease in her previous life, and she has always regretted that she did not experience sweet love. She woke up in a daze in the 1970s, the man she saw at first sight made her fall in love at first sight.
Someone asked: Sui Sui, do you want to marry him?
Jiang Suisui nodded fiercely: Yes!
After waking up, Jiang Suisui realized that she had actually traveled through a novel. She was Jiang Suisui in a rural village in the 1970s, and she deliberately fell into the water to design the male lead, forcing him to marry his vicious female partner.
Jiang Suisui: … Is it too late to say no now?
Tao Ti, a little taotie* cub, transmigrated and became the bride of the sickly crown prince who was meant to chase out his ill fortune, but ended up committing su*cide by ingesting poison.
Met by the disgusted gazes of everyone in the Eastern Palace, Tao Ti was a little flustered.
Just then, the crown prince who was rumoured to soon die from illness comforted her, “Don’t be scared, I’ll give you a letter of annulment before I die, and return you your freedom.”
Tao Ti was stunned, “A-alright.”
Inwardly, she thought, “A gentle and beautiful man; I’m fine with this!!!”
Later——
When the crown prince was ridiculed, Tao Ti rolled up her sleeves to defend him.
When the crown prince was sick with a high fever, Tao Ti boiled the medicine herself.
When the crown prince’s appetite was poor, Tao Ti cooked, fried, steamed, and baked.
Everyone in the Eastern Palace: Safeguard the best crown princess in the world!
~
The prince of the outlying tribe was muscular and bold; he planned to abduct Taoti to the grasslands once the crown prince died.
The crown prince broke the prince’s leg, then, in the middle of the night, blocked Tao Ti.
Tao Ti’s voice trembled, “Your… Your Highness?”
The crown prince’s eyes were dark, and his smile was warm. “If I had known that you liked wild ones, I would’ve stopped pretending.”
*T/N: Taotie are ancient Chinese mythological creatures with an insatiable appetite, commonly emblazoned on bronze vessels. It’s now used as a term to describe gluttonous people. Written as 饕餮, it’s pronounced ‘Tao Ti’ in Chinese, which happens to be a homonym of the FL’s name, 陶缇 (Tao Ti).
[Historical + Face-Slapping + Golden Finger + Mutual Purity + Pursuing Wife to the Grave] [Rough Military Officer vs Soft Ex-Wife]
Su Xinmi was reborn, returning to the time when the Su family faced a crisis. In her past life, when Su Xinmi married Jiang Qiandu, he was the pride of the military compound. However, they never spent a single day as husband and wife. On their wedding night, he received a message, apologized, and left her waiting for half a year. Half a year later, Su Xinmi received a divorce notice along with countless compensations and returned home. Facing the gossip and questions from neighbors, Su Xinmi didn't take it to heart.
In this life, when the Su family faced a crisis, Su Xinmi, with her spatial storage, waved her hand and took away all the family's treasures and properties, leaving nothing for anyone else! Remembering the tragic state of her family in her past life, Su Xinmi used her golden finger to change her family's fate. However, when she went to the countryside as an educated youth, she unexpectedly encountered a certain someone again. The world is truly small, she thought.
When they met again, both had complex expressions. Someone asked if they knew each other, and Su Xinmi casually replied, "No." Jiang Qiandu watched Su Xinmi's cold back and grinned, gritting his teeth: "Quite the temper."
Later, after making a certain someone regret, Su Xinmi decided to stop playing games. She got into university, made a group of friends, studied her favorite major, and when the opportunity arose, started her own business.