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After living for 20 years, Su An'an suddenly gained a "Gossip System" and discovered that the world she lived in was actually a book, and her entire family were villains.

Su An'an: ...Her family are villains?

At the same time, the Su family suddenly gained the ability to hear Su An'an's inner thoughts.

The whole family are villains! How could that be! They were all law-abiding citizens!

And so, they embarked on a journey of lying flat and indulging in gossip...

What! Old Master Shen and his family's nanny are involved! But isn't he almost eighty?

The Su family collectively looked at Old Master Shen and the nanny, their eyes filled with immense admiration – truly vigorous in old age!

At a certain banquet, there was new gossip! A certain CEO, cool and aloof on the outside, was actually suffering from hemorrhoids and had applied ointment before attending the banquet.

The Su family's gaze towards this CEO became meaningful. Tsk tsk tsk, indeed, you can't judge a book by its cover! No wonder his standing posture was a bit awkward. Hey! He just secretly scratched his butt with his hand!

After the banquet, the Su family tacitly reduced their time spent in the restroom. They absolutely must not get hemorrhoids!

At a business meeting, Father Su received new gossip, this time about a partner.

The seemingly calm and steady 40-year-old refined partner secretly enjoyed wearing women's clothes! He also loved playing role-playing games with his wife!

Father Su imagined the scene, then lowered his head, "It's over, the image in my mind can't be erased. What do I do if I suddenly can't bear to look at my partner directly?"

A life of gossip is truly wonderful. As for being villains? Whoever wants to be a villain can go be one, they're busy eating melons every day!

Melon-Eating System + Hilarious Plot + Whole Family Mind-Reading Shenanigans

At 20 years old, Su An’an suddenly acquires a "Melon-Eating System" and discovers her world is part of a book—and her entire family are villains.

Su An’an: "Wait... my family are villains?"

At the same time, the Su family members gain the ability to hear her thoughts.

Villains? Us? Impossible! We’re all law-abiding, upstanding citizens!

Thus begins their journey of abandoning villainy to simply... eat melons (a Chinese slang term for spectating drama).

At a family gathering:

Su An’an: "What?! Old Master Shen is secretly involved with his housekeeper? But isn’t he almost 80?!"

The Su family collectively turns to Old Master Shen and his housekeeper with newfound respect in their eyes: "Still going strong at his age—impressive!"

At a banquet:

Su An’an: "That cold and aloof CEO actually suffers from hemorrhoids? And he’s even applied ointment before coming here?"

The Su family watches the CEO with meaningful gazes: "Ah, so appearances can be deceiving! That explains his awkward posture. Look—he just scratched his butt discreetly!"

After the banquet, the Su family unanimously shortens their bathroom breaks to avoid hemorrhoids.

In the business world:

Father Su hears a new piece of gossip: "The refined and dignified 40-year-old business partner secretly enjoys cross-dressing and role-playing with his wife!"

Father Su, imagining the scene, lowers his head and mutters to himself: "Now I can’t unsee it. How am I supposed to face him professionally anymore?"

With a life filled with endless gossip, the Su family finds sheer joy in eating melons daily. As for being villains?

"Whoever wants to be a villain can go ahead—we’re too busy enjoying ourselves!"

Tags: Comedy, Supernatural, Slice of Life, Family Bonding, Mind-Reading, System, No CP (No Romance).

Key Message: Sometimes, letting go of expectations and finding joy in the little things can make life unexpectedly delightful.