Slaying the Gods: I Have My Own Plans for Whether He's a Brother or a Wife

Zhan Shen Fanfiction + Two Male Leads + CP Zhou Ping + High Sweetness Abstract Artist Shang Yan has never been able to keep his mouth shut since he was young. He has told countless lies and insincere words.

After eating a whole roast chicken behind the back of his friend who hadn't returned, he ran out of breath and transmigrated. This transmigration took him straight back to his student days.

"Shang Yan, come answer this question." A chalk head flew over.

Shang Yan: He, he just graduated from university, and now he has to go to school all over again??!

His deskmate was a child who didn't like to talk. A bit gloomy.

"What's your name?"

"..."

"Why aren't you speaking?"

"Zhou Ping."

"We'll be good brothers from now on!"

Zhou Ping:... Today was quite sudden. He suddenly gained a brother?

The brother he just recognized saved him at night but turned into a fool.

A few years later, Shang Yan, who had been locked up in a mental hospital, was finally cured and released. While being taken out to eat, he saw a familiar figure. His cognition somewhat distorted, he hugged him tightly.

"Wife!"

"Don't you remember me? We even bowed to Heaven and Earth together!"

Zhou Ping:... What should I do when my good brother recognizes me as his wife? Help, it's urgent online.

Shang Yan: What? Ah ba ba... Isn't the person in front of me my wife? What is this inexplicable voice?

A few years later, the normal Shang Yan was pushed into a corner.

"I agree."

"What?"